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Every nation has a group of its' own people that they make fun of. In the States we have bunch of jokes about the people of the south. Everything from being slow to intermarriage. In Canada they probably make fun of those goofy people of Quebec. :)

Thanks Azat - and Thanks Arpa! For shedding light on this! - I finally get MosJan's jokes. (I was beinning to think I was slow) The "ParkAstu" is particularly good....:lol:

 

Now, in Canada we make fun of Newphies (the nice folks from NewPhoundland), like this:

 

How do you get a one-armed Newphie out of a tree?

 

 

 

.... wave. :lol2: ;)

 

I think the French treat the Belgians like that also.

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Sasun du en abarantsun gites vor  korela???

MosJan, chlni ed aparantsin internetum a korel ? :) LOL :))) petq a "Back" buttoni teghy sovoratsnel.

hajord or@ BMW.com-um avtoyi tak a @nkel, u hamatsel a.

 

isk knoj@ googleov en gtel.

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i see you guys don't know much about Aparantsis.

so here is a classical one.

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Aparantsi goes Yerevan to a barber shop.

the barber starts a conversation:

-it's true that they say Aparantsis are donkeys (to be understood dump).

-why are you saying so, man?!

-let me ask you a question then. see if you can answer. it's from my father, it's from my mother, but it's not me. who is it?

Aparantsi thinks and thinks but can't answer. the barber says:

-see, i was telling you people are donkeys. if it's not me, than it's my brother.

Aparantsi goes back to Aparan, sees group of people standing in the towncenter. so he starts:

-it's true that Yerevantsis say we are donkeys.

-why are you saying so, man?!

-let me ask you a question then, see if you can answer. it's from my father, it's from my mother, but it's not me. who is it?

people think and think but can't answer. the Aparantsi says:

-see, i was telling you we are donkeys... if it's not me, than there is a barber in Yerevan, it's his brother.

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Sasun du en abarantsun gites vor  korela???

MosJan, chlni ed aparantsin internetum a korel ? :) LOL :))) petq a "Back" buttoni teghy sovoratsnel.

hajord or@ BMW.com-um avtoyi tak a @nkel, u hamatsel a.

 

isk knoj@ googleov en gtel.

LOL :lol:

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Oh Mos - I knowAparanqi m@ pes mets eyir our shgegh.

 

BTW. Yea Movses, why are the Aparantsys always the butt of the joke just like the Gavaretsis, a town near Sevan. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I think I know the answer.

Look at this.

BTW I meant to add tye Kamotsis to list.

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In case it is illegible here is the gist.

 

"Following the Turko Persian and Turko Russian wars many Western Armenians and Persian Armenians were resettled in Aparan".

 

And if that was not enough a high numberr of Yezidis also made Aparan their home.

 

Now, do you still wonder why the Aparantsis are the butt of jokes. In Armenian we call them "eshu poch".

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ok poeple here is a funny joke :D

 

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t." :D

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This is an old joke that a friend sent to me. It sounds sad now.

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A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.

 

"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee." "I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third. "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you! I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk!" exclaimed another." "I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said an elderly gent. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement. "Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully, "thank God we can all still drive."

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Well Domino - at least your not one of these guys...

 

http://www.klas-tv.com/Global/story.asp?S=...80&nav=168XGqk0

 

I heard about this earlier today & couldn't believe it. What are we comming to? Of course an office mate of mine commented that he wouldn't just want to shoot them - but he'd want to mount them as well...sure I can understand that...but the rest of it...(guerss I'm not a hunter by nature...maybe this is for you Mosjan...LOL)...and the $$$$ - absolutly crazy...

 

I guess I must be missing a man gene somewhere - I just don't see it at all...does nothing for me...sorry/a bit sick really...IMO

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Well Domino - at least your not one of these guys...

 

http://www.klas-tv.com/Global/story.asp?S=...80&nav=168XGqk0

 

I heard about this earlier today & couldn't believe it. What are we comming to? Of course an office mate of mine commented that he wouldn't just want to shoot them - but he'd want to mount them as well...sure I can understand that...but the rest of it...(guerss I'm not a hunter by nature...maybe this is for you Mosjan...LOL)...and the $$$$ - absolutly crazy...

 

I guess I must be missing a man gene somewhere - I just don't see it at all...does nothing for me...sorry/a bit sick really...IMO

I think any man that does that need some medical care.

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hey that sounds pretty cool. you shoot her then you shoot her again. :)

 

 

Sorry I just had to say that. :) sounds very dumb. But I am sure there are idiots out there who would do that.

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I can't wait for hyebruin's counter...LOL...indeed funny though...

 

thanks thoth! for remembering 'bruin B) ...i've read that before..very accurate indeed! the thing is....here it comes!! --- we can't write anything better for men...'cause we women are more fun, daring, charged, dramatic, animated, exagerrated...and just so much more exciting compared to 'the typical man'...that there really would be nothing to write! ---after all " a man is just....a man" :( ............ :lol: :lol: :lol:

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