Sip Posted June 17, 2003 Report Share Posted June 17, 2003 yawn... As a woman, what's the difference between going alone to a bar and going alone to the circus? At the circus clowns don't try to talk to you. Oh yah? ... Well .... ... you're a CHICKEN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted June 17, 2003 Report Share Posted June 17, 2003 Ok. Well, how many men does it take to open a beer? None - it should already be open by the time she brings it to you!!! yawn... As a woman, what's the difference between going alone to a bar and going alone to the circus? At the circus clowns don't try to talk to you. Shat kneres eli et inch k@rkes es gnum vor clown'er Sirun Axchik chen xosetsnum Mer k@rkesum et tesak orenqner chkan xosetsnum enq n@ran um uzum enq yerb uzum enq yev ur uzum enq clown@ menq chenq inch kuzzenq kanenq / mez kareli e !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted June 17, 2003 Report Share Posted June 17, 2003 Ok. Well, how many men does it take to open a beer? None - it should already be open by the time she brings it to you!!! yawn... Oh C'mon nairi!! You know I'm kidding (and it IS funny ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted June 17, 2003 Report Share Posted June 17, 2003 inch kuzzenq kanenq / mez kareli e !!! Mos, with that emoticon, I would say: Inch kouzenk, k@tsekhenk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted June 18, 2003 Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But... if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realize that you actually set it free in the first place, it must be your wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted June 18, 2003 Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 Azat, you really disappointed me. I know you can do better than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted June 18, 2003 Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 Four nuns are standing in line for confession. The first nun goes into the confessional and says bless me father for I have sinned I touched a man’s private parts. The priest asks, "What part of your body did you use?" The nun replies, "My right hand." The priest tells her to dip her right hand in holy water say 10 hail Mary’s and all will be forgiven. The second nun goes into the confessional and says, "Bless me father for I have sinned I touched a mans private parts." The priest asks, "What part of your body did you use?" The nun replies, "My left hand." The priest tells her to dip her left hand in the holy water say 10 hail Mary’s and all will be forgiven. Well, this leaves the third and fourth nun standing in line. The fourth nun taps the third nun on the shoulder and asks, "Would you mind if I went first?" The third nun says, "Sure I don't care, but would mind telling me why?" The fourth nun replies, "Well, I would like to drink the water before you have to sit in it!" :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted June 18, 2003 Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 Azat, you really disappointed me. I know you can do better than that.sorry, I can't think of any. I am a dud today. I usually hate the men/women jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted June 18, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 azat jan! for whatever strange reason the punchline of that joke matched with what i was thinking!!! shame!!!! now, how do i 'hail mary' my thoughts??? ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted June 18, 2003 Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 If only all the ladies were like Bruin and they all laughed at my jokes I would be such a popular stud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted June 18, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 awwwwwww!!! what can i say i know how to make a man.... and .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted June 18, 2003 Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 and http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/skins/Alabaster/images/Smilies/f_blush.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted June 18, 2003 Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 Hey Bruin, look what I found http://www.smileydictionary.com/images/smileys/snowwhite.gif it should be in your signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted June 18, 2003 Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 I found an elvis too http://www.hollylisle.com/smiley-gifs/elvis.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted June 18, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 Hey Bruin, look what I found http://www.smileydictionary.com/images/smileys/snowwhite.gif it should be in your signature. hmmmmm, that's a little tooooo innocent! let's stick with the seXy snow white!! and her seven slaves....uhhhhh.....i mean dwarfs, dwarfs..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted June 18, 2003 Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 I usually hate the men/women jokes. Why do I not believe you? http://armenians.com/forum/index.php?act=S...&f=14&t=3880&s= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted June 18, 2003 Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 Why do I not believe you? http://armenians.com/forum/index.php?act=S...&f=14&t=3880&s= Sip made me write all those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted June 18, 2003 Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 Why do I not believe you? http://armenians.com/forum/index.php?act=S...&f=14&t=3880&s= Sip made me write all those. Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted June 18, 2003 Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 Azat jan qo ban@ burrta qashvar / espes asats du mtar Nairi sev grqi mej el qez p@rtsum chka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted June 19, 2003 Report Share Posted June 19, 2003 got this from a friend it a good riddle---- Schwartzenegger has a big one Michael J. Fox has a small one Madonna doesn't have one The Pope has one but doesn't use his Clinton uses his all the time Mickey Mouse has an unusual one George Burns' was hot Liberace never used his on women Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his We never saw Lucy use Desi's What is it? Answer below! (this is really good) The answer is: "A Last Name." You didn't think I'd post a dirty joke, now did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted June 19, 2003 Report Share Posted June 19, 2003 qo ban@ burrta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted June 19, 2003 Report Share Posted June 19, 2003 Aparantsin beran@ brnats porptsov vazuma - @enker@ tesnuma te es ur ?? es incha yerrel ?? #1 Aparantsy - atamnabuji motsits em galis #2 Aparantsy - e ha bayst incha yerel ?#1 Aparantsy - 2 hat atama qashel #2 Aparantsy - ba yerek asum eyir 1 hat atam er qashelu #1 Aparantsy - ha de zdachi ( change) chuner yerkrordn el qashets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted June 19, 2003 Report Share Posted June 19, 2003 mi kin shuka e gnum tesnum vor tutak en tsaxum kin - tutak@ vorqan qarji Saqo - $5000 manet qur jan kin - yev inchu iydqan ? Saqo - de sa liq@ baner gity . xelatsy trchuna, ches havatum hartsrakin - tutak iy tutak - vor indz tesnes mi tramardu het terrashori mej inch kasesSaqo - kasem vor B*** eskin - iylandak, anamot ~~~Saqo - iy qur jan arev@ xpela glxin, chi jogum inch a xosum, ari du var@ ary inch uzzum es hartsra, te inch lava linelu Saqon tutakin tanuma tun, mi lav jart@ talis satkatsnum yev asuma, lsy var@ yete et knga hartserin lav ches patasxanel, et yerratsats jri mej xerdelu em qez muys or@ kin@ galisa - yev sksum harstnel@ kin- vor indz terashori mej tesnes mi tramardu het inch kases tutak - kasem vor na dzer amusinn e tikinkin - isk yete 3 hogov linenq/??tutak - de kasem vor mek@ dzer sireli amusnnn e muys@ dzer balik@kin - lav isk yete indz 3 tramardkants het tesnes inch kasestutak - Ara Saqo et jur@ yerratsra - yes sra b**** maman........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted June 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2003 i love that 'tutak'....very funny stuff!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady of grace Posted June 19, 2003 Report Share Posted June 19, 2003 A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. He runs away, finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but, instead, finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl up on the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in prison and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you and let him do what he wants. This guy could be dangerous, if he gets angry, he might kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." The wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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