vava Posted July 2, 2003 Report Share Posted July 2, 2003 lets see who is the best. http://www.flamjam.com/spank/ 844 MPH(I have an unedited screenshot to prove it) Ok Azat. You win. You can spank the monkey faster than me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted July 2, 2003 Report Share Posted July 2, 2003 this has got to be the best customer feedback email I have seen in a long time. ---------------------------------------------- -----Original Message-----From: xxxxxxxx Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2003 9:05 AMTo: 'itgbilling@rexallsundown.com'Cc: 'info@carbsolutions.com'; 'webmaster@rexallsundown.com'Subject: Carb Solutions Taste Sensations - Creamy Chocolate PeanutButter Dear Carb Solutions, I'm trying to lose a few pounds and last night I tried your Carb Solutions Taste Sensations - Creamy Chocolate Peanut Butter (Serial Number: MC53097 BEST BY040704) for the first time. The bar was a substitute for my dinner because I was on the road. I want you to know that I have discovered your secret formula for weight loss and I plan on stealing it. I too will make something so truly disgusting in taste that it makes the victim... err, uhhh... "dieter" not want to eat anything because they're physically nauseous. This morning I defecated an exact replica of the bar I ate last night. I plan on taking my feces and your bar to shopping malls and asking people to take a bite of each and see if they can tell the difference. It is true that my butt won't be able to produce as many "Taste Sensations" as your company can, but at over $2 a bar it will be a nice second income for me. Like your company, I will probably only be able to sell one bar to a customer before they decide never to buy from me again -- so I'll have to keep moving all of the time. They'll probably make a movie about me. Soon to be your competitor... xxxxxxxxBellingham, Massachusetts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted July 3, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2003 azat, i am only hoping this is a joke!!! YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know! i know! i'll keep my enthusiasm under control with my !!!!!!!!!'s ...i'm just having fun .....(you better not touch my !'s or else!!)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted July 6, 2003 Report Share Posted July 6, 2003 Remember this-----------Amateurs built the ark.Professionals built the Titanic Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:29 have been accused of spousal abuse7 have been arrested for fraud19 have been accused of writing bad checks117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.3 have done time for assault71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit14 have been arrested on drug-related charges8 have been arrested for shoplifting21 are currently defendants in lawsuits84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet?It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted July 7, 2003 Report Share Posted July 7, 2003 Remember this-----------Amateurs built the ark.Professionals built the Titanic Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:29 have been accused of spousal abuse7 have been arrested for fraud19 have been accused of writing bad checks117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.3 have done time for assault71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit14 have been arrested on drug-related charges8 have been arrested for shoplifting21 are currently defendants in lawsuits84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet?It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. You see Vava, I told you, those guys on South are really weird people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 I feel like I am going to give even more people to kick my ass with this joke -------- This is a detective story so pay close attention! Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first Diamondbacks baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ball park. The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks. Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go. Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players are on base? Think! Think some more!! You're gonna love it...... Answer: It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 do you know where the word "tikin" comes from? here is how my uncle explains it...back in days, people didn't know of any other position.so... takin->tkin->tikinthere you have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 do you know where the word "tikin" comes from? here is how my uncle explains it...back in days, people didn't know of any other position.so... takin->tkin->tikinthere you have it. Oh Brother... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 Go to subject topic of Language Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 Streak of Lightning Floors Russian Nudists http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?t...storyID=3084603 "MOSCOW (Reuters) - Two Russian nudists were struck by lightning on Friday at a beach on the Moscow river as they took cover from a thunderstorm under a tree, the emergencies ministry said." ---------- Guess they were either female or did not have long enough lightning rod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 Aparantsun hartsnum en kentanineri mej vor mekn dzak'n es shat sirum Aparantsy - AnerDzak@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 Aparanstin gnuam atamnabuji mot Atamnabuj - Berant bats ~ mi A asaAparantsy - Metsatar? A te Poqratar a? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 Aparantsin tan@ KAfel petqa xpi / gnum Killer a vartsum /// mi qich tonki anekdota/// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 CIA Aparantsun vartsuma vor gna Iraq tesni te Sadam@ qani k@rnorinak uni - qani Dvaynik ( twins), Trinik ~~~3 amis ants - Aparantsin Email a urrarkum CIA - Gyada Umud - es harif ham dviynik uni ham triynik ham el mi udlinitsel. /// knereq es joker@ anglerenov chi linum targmanel / Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 Aparantsin Yekeretsy parking lot'in inch a asum Aparantsy - ParkAstsu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 Oh Mos - I know this is very un-armenian of me.... but who/what is an Aparantsy ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 (edited) Oh Mos - I know this is very un-armenian of me.... but who/what is an Aparantsy ??? I wondered the same thing, The closest word I came with was "Abarantcha"But it does not make any sense. Edited July 15, 2003 by Fadix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 Oh Mos - I know this is very un-armenian of me.... but who/what is an Aparantsy ??? Aparan, until the 1930's was known as Bash Aabaran. It is a town, the seat of the county of the same name. Located about 40 km south of Spitak. The town was in the headlines when the remains of Dro were moved and buried there as he wa the hero of the Battle of (Bash) Aparan. Some may be tempted to spell it as Abaran but that would corrupt the meaning of the word as "aparan" means palace better known in its more common plural form "aparanq". Remember Siamanto's poem Ap M@ Mokhir Hareni Tun that begins... Avagh! Aparanqi m@ pes mets eyir our shgegh. BTW. Yea Movses, why are the Aparantsys always the butt of the joke just like the Gavaretsis, a town near Sevan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 Here is is one site among many. http://www.armenian-genocide.org/Memorial....als_detail.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 Every nation has a group of its' own people that they make fun of. In the States we have bunch of jokes about the people of the south. Everything from being slow to intermarriage. In Canada they probably make fun of those goofy people of Quebec. In Armenia there are 2 groups of people that are made fun of/joked about. Those from Kyavar and those from Abaran. Most jokes about Kyavartsis are about their drinking habits and most jokes about Abarantsis are about their slowness and comparison to donkey. Some are funny some are not, but one should understand that they are just jokes and should not be taken too close to heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 (edited) And here in Quebec we have our newfies, English Canadians, and the Yankees to make fun of, but in the cases of the Yankees, they don't need us, they make fun of themselves. Like I say to Vava, those on South are wierd people. Edited July 16, 2003 by Fadix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 (edited) Harts: Aparantsin vonts a mtnum internet?Patasxan: Koshikner@ hanats. Edited July 16, 2003 by Sasun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 Sasun du en abarantsun gites vor korela??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 Sasun du en abarantsun gites vor korela??? Che MosJan, chgitem. Baits gitem vor shat aparantsiner en korum @yndhanrapes )) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 Question: Where does an Aparantsi keep his computer mouse?Answer: Next to the cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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