Dan Posted May 5, 2003 Report Share Posted May 5, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted May 5, 2003 Report Share Posted May 5, 2003 Happy to see you here, MJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted May 5, 2003 Report Share Posted May 5, 2003 Happy to see you here, MJ. Stprmy, You probably meant to say that you were surprised to see me here, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted May 5, 2003 Report Share Posted May 5, 2003 "doc, what does my butt have to do with my eyes?"doc:"well...nothing...""then, why is that when i pull a hair from my butt, i get tears in my eyes?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted May 5, 2003 Report Share Posted May 5, 2003 There were two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening, they were in a bar arguing over which of them could have sex the most times in one night. They decided to settle the issue by going to the local brothel for the evening. So they got to the brothel, paired off with a couple of ladies, and went to their respective rooms. The white guy energetically had sex with his escort and reaching up with a pencil, marked a line on the wall. Then he fell asleep. He woke up in a couple of hours and had sex again, albeit a little less enthusiastically. Again, he reached back and marked a line on the wall. And again, he fell asleep. He woke up again in a couple of hours and lethargically had sex again. He drowsily marked a third line on the wall and fell asleep for the rest of the night. The next morning, the black guy barged into the white guy's room to see how he did. He took one look at the wall and exclaimed, "A hundred and eleven? Ah man!!! You beat me by three!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted May 5, 2003 Report Share Posted May 5, 2003 "doc, what does my butt have to do with my eyes?"doc:"well...nothing...""then, why is that when i pull a hair from my butt, i get tears in my eyes?" Poo poo... Harut, you OK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted May 5, 2003 Report Share Posted May 5, 2003 There were two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening, they were in a bar arguing over which of them could have sex the most times in one night. They decided to settle the issue by going to the local brothel for the evening. So they got to the brothel, paired off with a couple of ladies, and went to their respective rooms. The white guy energetically had sex with his escort and reaching up with a pencil, marked a line on the wall. Then he fell asleep. He woke up in a couple of hours and had sex again, albeit a little less enthusiastically. Again, he reached back and marked a line on the wall. And again, he fell asleep. He woke up again in a couple of hours and lethargically had sex again. He drowsily marked a third line on the wall and fell asleep for the rest of the night. The next morning, the black guy barged into the white guy's room to see how he did. He took one look at the wall and exclaimed, "A hundred and eleven? Ah man!!! You beat me by three!" And the winner is...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted May 5, 2003 Report Share Posted May 5, 2003 Happy to see you here, MJ. Stprmy, You probably meant to say that you were surprised to see me here, right? Not at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted May 5, 2003 Report Share Posted May 5, 2003 HAHAHA that black guy only beat me by 2 !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fadi Posted May 5, 2003 Report Share Posted May 5, 2003 HAHAHA that black guy only beat me by 2 !! I'm surprised, and I though blacks are good at it. He got half of how I perform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Some day I hope I too can preform like that white guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Who is he? After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man. The guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" asked the bewildered guy. The girl replied, "That's me before the surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Oh my gosh.......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Dare I believe this? The reign of Henry VIII is marked with plagues, wars, upheavels, etc., and England's population drops to half. The king is aware of the danger this poses them, and he looks at the prisons to see that they are full of convicts and prostitutes. What he does is "breed" them to increase the population. This was called "Fornication Under the Control of the King." Take a look at the initials. This is where the word is said to originate from.I got that in an e-mail. Thought it would be pretty #ahem# of whoever to make up something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Yes, that fornication business is certainly one of the theories behind the origin of the word but I think it's more of an urban myth. My dictionary for example says that the origin is unclear: "Early 16th century. Origin uncertain: perhaps from a Scandinavian, source, in which case the underlying sense might be “to beat, bang.” Encarta® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1999,2000 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Developed for Microsoft by Bloomsbury Publishing Plc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Yes, that fornication business is certainly one of the theories behind the origin of the word but I think it's more of an urban myth. My dictionary for example says that the origin is unclear: "Early 16th century. Origin uncertain: perhaps from a Scandinavian, source, in which case the underlying sense might be “to beat, bang.” Encarta® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1999,2000 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Developed for Microsoft by Bloomsbury Publishing Plc.It cannot be any easier and clearer than the Armenian word "pornikoum". Yes it is derived from the Greek "pornos" like in pornography etc.As to the P and F, this is a commonn pehnomenon, Ps become Fs and visa versa when reansliterated from one language to another. Many languages don'r have one or the other letter, Arabic does not have P, often a P will turn to F. Consider Fil-elepehant and Pigh. Incidentally the resason it is pigh in Armenian is because until the 14th c there was no F in Armenian. Consider "philosophy-pilisopa". It was adopted because King Hethum wanted to name his daughter Fimi.Hence the Greek "pornos" become "forn" in English and in a roundabout way it becomes "pornik" in Armenian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Yes, that fornication business is certainly one of the theories behind the origin of the word but I think it's more of an urban myth. My dictionary for example says that the origin is unclear: "Early 16th century. Origin uncertain: perhaps from a Scandinavian, source, in which case the underlying sense might be “to beat, bang.” Encarta® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1999,2000 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Developed for Microsoft by Bloomsbury Publishing Plc. Interesting to know. What word did they use before the 16th century? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Interesting to know. What word did they use before the 16th century? I don't think they did it before 16th century. But I could be wrong. Arfa, do you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted May 7, 2003 Report Share Posted May 7, 2003 Interesting to know. What word did they use before the 16th century?I don't think they did it before 16th century. But I could be wrong. Arfa, do you know? They used "whoopie" Whoops!! Sorry!They probably used "debauchery" or some other arvhaic term such as "having one's way" or "liberty". Remember "libertine". No, no I know, they used the biblical term "to know". Maybe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted May 7, 2003 Report Share Posted May 7, 2003 I was right!I just looked it up in thr Intelinear Translation of the Bible which juxtaposes the English pasrallel to the original Greek. In Galatians 5;19 the word "fornication" is juxtaposed to the Greek "porneo" ( the little Greek that I can read; pi, omicron, rho, nu, epsilon, I, alpha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted May 7, 2003 Report Share Posted May 7, 2003 Yep!I looked it up again. In the Armenian "fornication" is translated as "pornkutyun" and adultery as "shnutyun". Look up the Gospel of Mark 7:21-23. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted May 7, 2003 Report Share Posted May 7, 2003 adultery as "shnutyun".wait wait wait ... how did they get from "adultery" to "shnutyun"? Wouldn't "darikavorutiun" or "chapahasakutiun" be more appropriate? On second thought, this really explains the "shun shan-vorti" thing that people used to scream at me ... I thought it was an insult but I guess not ... they were just saying that I was an "adult" and also that I was the "child of an adult" Wooooooo Hooooooooooo --- Learned something new again!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted May 7, 2003 Report Share Posted May 7, 2003 Seap, you SSO!!! Does that mean Chapahas-Chapahas-Ordi??A Sunday school teacher had begun a series of cartoon drawings to illustrate the Ten Commandments. The first week, spanutyun mi @ner, it was a person attacking another with a dagger. The second, goghutyun mi @ner, showed a masked person entering a house. Everybody was waiting with bated breath to see what would happen the sventh week, shnutyun mi @ner. Finally the anticipation was rewarded. The cartoon was of a milk vender adding water to the milk.What is that process called?I am having an unadulterated fun. How about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sen_Vahan Posted May 8, 2003 Report Share Posted May 8, 2003 Napoleon@ khelagarvez, erb imazav, vor ink@ @ndamen@ tkhvatsk a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted May 8, 2003 Report Share Posted May 8, 2003 A different kind of Error 404 - for computer nerds only.... Here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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