Sasun Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 Well your sensitivity for one.... Thoth, are you drunk or something? you don't sound very logical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 no not drunk at all...and logic is way overated BTW (and you need to be aware of this when dealing with women!) (tip of the day) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 well i can't say that you are making a lot of sense... either way good night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 5) A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?" Very dirty humor MJ, I like! The THUMBACKS is hysterical! Except I have a little comment to make, as far as I am concerned Tampax: Super Size Tampons do not exist. That is simply false, although there are Tampax: Super Plus Protection, otherwise they are all pretty much one size fits all. I personally prefer Playtex. Just a little bit of extra information about myself, I know… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 well i can't say that you are making a lot of sense... either way good night kiss and make up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 kiss and make up? I think it's a great idea, now pucker up! http://www.fun-town.com/kissed/kiss.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 At least my cute baby is here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.) 7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.) 8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times. 14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp. 15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm. 16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining. 17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of Texas A&M, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund for 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every 2 years -- say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out. The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 kiss and make up? if that's what you want, why not? (still not sure what you wanted to say in the first place but that's ok ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted December 9, 2003 Report Share Posted December 9, 2003 Killer biscuit. http://www.ookingdom.com/laughs/041 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted December 9, 2003 Report Share Posted December 9, 2003 http://www.smilepop.com/index.cfm?action=v...09&page_id=8409 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted December 9, 2003 Report Share Posted December 9, 2003 Killer biscuit. http://www.ookingdom.com/laughs/041 Thanks for the source Stormy, and I bet that I can beat your joke... ****Never Underestimate a Woman**** There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.” And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, “Wait just a minute!” She had a box with her. She came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. So her friend said, “Girl, I know you weren’t fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.” She said, “Listen, I’m a GOOD woman; I can’t go back on my word. I promised him that I would put that money in the casket with him.” “You mean to tell me you put all that money in the casket with him!!!?” “I sure did,” said the wife. “I wrote him a check.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted December 11, 2003 Report Share Posted December 11, 2003 Flash Gordon In countries that use speed cameras, park your car on the side of the road at night, preferably somewhere you can hide well. As cars pass you, take pictures with your camera, the flash will lead the drivers to believe they have just been caught speeding. Watch the glow of red lights as they slow down after realizing they just got a ticket for speeding. Too bad you can't be there to witness the months of anxiety waiting for the non-existent traffic violation to arrive by mail to all these "speeding" drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted December 18, 2003 Report Share Posted December 18, 2003 Two armies of ostriches are to meet at the battle field. Opposing camps meet up and, upon the signal, charge. They are about to collide when one army sticks its head in the sand. The other army stops and looks around. "Where they gone??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 TEACHER: Tell me, who did not invent the airplane? STUDENT: The Wrong Brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 haha sasunchik ur hilariouso! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 "Susan, why are you late to school?" "Because I overslept." "So you sleep at home as well? The sleep you get in class is not enough?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 haha sasunchik ur hilariouso! cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 (edited) Edited December 19, 2003 by Armat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted December 20, 2003 Report Share Posted December 20, 2003 http://www.karlphoto.com/images/tombstone.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted December 21, 2003 Report Share Posted December 21, 2003 Funny but true... http://208.57.78.40/tr/j/FwTryput.jpg http://208.57.78.40/tr/j/FwTryput1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurgen Posted December 21, 2003 Report Share Posted December 21, 2003 Hahaha that's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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