hyebruin Posted July 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 all that with exception of course!!! ----there are some more 'interesting' variants/deviants of the species!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 all that with exception of course!!! ----there are some more 'interesting' variants/deviants of the species!! Tata? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 I can't wait for hyebruin's counter...LOL...indeed funny though... thanks thoth! for remembering 'bruin ...i've read that before..very accurate indeed! the thing is....here it comes!! --- we can't write anything better for men...'cause we women are more fun, daring, charged, dramatic, animated, exagerrated...and just so much more exciting compared to 'the typical man'...that there really would be nothing to write! ---after all " a man is just....a man" ............ I agreee 100% of course...and yes...exciting certainly (you women certainly are... ) - at the very least...LOL...but can you slog a 6 pack down and shout unprintable insults at the oppsing team? I think we may have you there! ...though I must say I am plenty fun, daring, charged, dramatic, animated, exagerrated and all of that - and I can (and do) cook and clean too! ...but (as a guy) I certainly wouldn't want to sleep with me...or even just take myself out on a date! LOL.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 all that with exception of course!!! ----there are some more 'interesting' variants/deviants of the species!! No doubt, no doubt... Â ...and i should hope so (or that you would think so)...otherwise I would be very worried (for you) of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted July 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 thoth you just cracked me up with that "yukkkkkky" face followed by 'taking yourself out on a date!' dude! where do you get these ideas from? totally funny! (on the contrary, i'd love to take me out if i was a guy!)...that's the 2nd funniest thing i read today... the 1st one was school related (reading assignment)...which i don't think i was supposed to find funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted July 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 all that with exception of course!!! ----there are some more 'interesting' variants/deviants of the species!! Tata? aaaahhhh, Sip jan, you're pretty darn funny too, tonight! ....aaaah, what can i say? i love that carrottop that pokes its head out once in a while!!...i don't know tata personally, but if he's a freak! heyyyyyyyyy! that's definitely...hmmm..."interesting"!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nvard Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 What am I doing here? huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 A climber in the mountain is trying to climb a high rock. Suddenly hestops. He cannot go up, but he also cannot go down anymore. He startscrying for help.- Help, help ! !Nobody answers.- Hey, is there anybody up there ?Suddenly the Heavens open up and God Himself appears.- Do you need My help ?- Oh yes, yes ! God, help me !- Then let go off the rock and I shall help you !...Hey, is there anybody else up there ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 There was a rich farmer who was very mean. He had a garden full ofbeautiful fruit trees, but he was so mean, that he never gave anyfruit to any child. As he was afraid of thieves, he wrote on the fenceof his garden :- GOD SEES EVERYTHING.Next morning, when he came to his garden, he found it was empty, buton the fence he could read :- BUT HE WILL NOT SAY IT TO ANYBODY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 4, 2003 Report Share Posted August 4, 2003 BicycleAn Indian and a priest are walking through the woods. The priest is teaching the Indian the English language, so he can be integrated into the "white man's society".  As they walk along, the priest sees a tree and says to the Indian, "Tree." They continue walking along and come upon a bush, and the priest says to the Indian, "Bush".  They keep walking and eventually come out into a small clearing, where they come upon a man and a woman having sex. The priest is so upset that he's not sure what he should tell the Indian. The only thing he can think of to say is, "Man riding a bicycle."  The Indian then pulls out his bow and arrow, aims and instantly kills the man. The priest turns to the Indian and says, "What'd you do that for?"  The Indian replies, "MY bicycle!!" --------------- You are obsessed!A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.  To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy". He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny". He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy". At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted August 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2003 here's one from the newly released "American Wedding"...you guys remember Stiffler, the Stiffmeister, right? the hillarious looking (sexy ), sex-crazed player...well, at one point in the movie as he is about to kick a guy "down there" he asks the poor guy: "What's the capital of Thailand?"...and as the guy answers it ("Bangcock") he gets struck!! ................. ....(sorry if it was a little risque!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted August 4, 2003 Report Share Posted August 4, 2003 Ouch, that hurts!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 ov gity te arachin Abarabtsyn ov a yerel ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 http://100x100tuning.com/fotos/humor/humor005.jpg                      Did you ever notice?When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" togetherit spells "THEIRS"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 http://100x100tuning.com/fotos/humor/humor007.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mher Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 Role reversal   TV anchor woman Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kuwait  several years before the Gulf War. She noted that women customarily walked a few feet behind their husbands. In a follow-up story, she returned to Kuwait recently & observed that men now walked several yards behind their wives. Ms. Walters approached one of the Kuwaiti women and said, "This is marvelous! Can you tell the free world just what it was that enabled women here to achieve this total reversal of roles?" "Land mines," replied the woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 http://fun.drno.de/flash/beer.swf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 http://fun.drno.de/flash/beer.swfYou sly fox! Good one! Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Have you heard the saying "Once you go Armenian, you'll never go back"? Men be proud and tell all the foreigners about our large cucumbers. 4 inches, 6 inches, 9 inches. HAAA that's for armature foreign variety, the smallest Armenian one is 1 foot long and can get to be up to 3 feel long. BE PROUD and tell everyone about it. http://www.swallowtailgardenseeds.com/vegg...s/cucumber.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 HAHAHA - I already knew that we Armenians had long cucumbers - but a 'yard-long' is a bit of an exagerration! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 The Few. The Proud. The bearers of Armenian Cucumbers.HAHAHAHAH - I even crack myself up with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 here in So Cal you can find those Armenian Cucumbers in Home Depot. yes, they are labeled Armenian Cucumber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted August 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 http://fun.drno.de/flash/beer.swf only a cucumber can come up with that one!!! .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Mirror mirror on the wall who is the hippest one of them all? http://www.hipsterhandbook.com/quiz.html I got 13. Ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 20 - I guess I'm not hip. But, judging by the questions in the quiz, i don't wish to be hip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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