Bakersfieldian Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Hey, wait a minute. I'm a single dad who has raised his 7 year old son by himself for almost 5 years. No help from family, never had a baby sitter, no day care. I take him to school every day and pick him up. I take him to the dojo to work out twice a week. We go to church at least twice a week. On the other hand...... His mother has only stopped by to see him twice in the past year (thankfully). Her mother never allowed him to call her grandma and her family does not call, send presents, or even a stinking card for his birthday or Christmas. I could go on about American women and why they should be avoided but I'll leave it at that. Next time, try not to generalize. yeah, and too many of them are not fit to be parents. style_images/master/snapback.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armjan Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 What's the difference between a believer, an atheist and an agnostic? If there is a naked woman lieing in front of them: Believer will say: She's there and I can do it! Atheist will say: I could do it but unfortunately she's not there. Agnostic will say: Maybe she's there, maybe not. The important fact is that I can't do it anyway. style_images/master/snapback.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Hey, wait a minute. I'm a single dad who has raised his 7 year old son by himself for almost 5 years. No help from family, never had a baby sitter, no day care. I take him to school every day and pick him up. I take him to the dojo to work out twice a week. We go to church at least twice a week. On the other hand...... His mother has only stopped by to see him twice in the past year (thankfully). Her mother never allowed him to call her grandma and her family does not call, send presents, or even a stinking card for his birthday or Christmas. I could go on about American women and why they should be avoided but I'll leave it at that. Next time, try not to generalize. style_images/master/snapback.png Wow, sounds like your a great dad. It's sad that guys like you get the short end of the stick with some bad apples out there. Good luck I'm sure the right girl is out there for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armjan Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 (edited) My word. So now it's me, Nakharar, Med, and a certain Armjan who post from the same IP address? Med, you're a she?? I need to retune - I couldn't pick up on Solaris, either. Speaking of - where is she?? style_images/master/snapback.png Nakharar, Med and armjan may have things in common, but an IP address is not one of those. default dsl users have dynamic ip. Edited February 23, 2005 by armjan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakharar Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 I thought Stormig and Solaris were the same person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 i though harut and mosjan were the same person... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 i though harut and mosjan were the same person... style_images/master/snapback.png Really? I thought Harut and Azat were the same person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armjan Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Really? I thought Harut and Azat were the same person. style_images/master/snapback.png this is turning out to be one confusing party! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 and I thought MosJan and ArmJan were the same person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghos Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 and I thought that Boghos and Arpa were the same person... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! ROTFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arvestaked Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 This board is really just two people talking to themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakharar Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Actually it's a puppet theater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 (edited) 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement=1 bananosecond 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile perhour = Knotfurlong 7. 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite year 8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling 9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon 10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz 11. Basic unit of laryngitis - 1 hoarsepower 12. Shortest distance between two jokes - a straight line 13. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 14. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone 15. 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycles 16. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle 17. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds 18. 10 cards = 1 decacard 19. 52 cards = 1 deckacard 20. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig Newton 21. 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen 22. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche 23. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin 24. 10 rations = 1 decaration 25. 100 rations = 1 C-ration 26. 2 monograms = 1 diagram 27. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms 28. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League Edited February 25, 2005 by Azat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 this one is fresh from France Napastak@ ir dzaqeri het durs e galis antar, mekel mayr napastak@ tesnume vorsordin vor pity hamarya kraki irents vra asume ira dzaqerin balikner jan akajner@ pakeq inchu mama? hesa eli es harif@ pust a xpelu u mer a qrfelu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A. She is the one who can eat the last donut! Q. And who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lana Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Aparancin lotoyov niva e shahum, gnum e vercnelu, asum e karmir guyn em uzum, asum en karmir@ chunenk, asum e de im 300 dram@ het tvek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boghos Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 (edited) After a long trip, the Vehapar arrives in Yerevan and is met by his driver who after accomodating His Holiness, starts driving to Etchmiadzin. After a short period of time the Vehapar, wanting to get home really fast tells his driver to stop and switch places. He is driving at 150kmh and is stopped by the police. When the policeman sees who is driving he goes back to his car and radios HQ: I have a big problem, I stopped someone very important speeding... HQ: who is it? a mayor? policeman: no, bigger than that... HQ: a member of parliament PM: bigger... HQ: a minister? PM: even bigger... HQ: for heaven´s sake who is it? PM: I am not sure, but the Vehapar is his driver... Edited March 20, 2005 by Boghos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Harut Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 have you seen this kind of joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you always. The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at the frog, and put it back in his pocket. The frog then cried out," If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you forever and do anything you want. Why don't you kiss me?" The programmer said, "Look, I'm a programmer! I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lana Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Erku aparanci shaxmat en xaxum, tagavorin infarkt e xpum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Erku aparanci shaxmat en xaxum, tagavorin infarkt e xpum. style_images/master/snapback.png bayts gites inchu? vorovhetev 2 qaylits heto sksum en esh-esh qayler anel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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