ED Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Sasun here is a 4 word joke, see if you can vesualize kangnir krakumem kangnatsem krakumem!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Sasun here is a 4 word joke, see if you can vesualize kangnir krakumem kangnatsem krakumem!! style_images/master/snapback.png Yeah, good one Ed, a moving target is hard to get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 A patient goes to his psychiatrist one day in a terrible state, saying: "Oh Doctor, I've got so many problems, I just don't know where to begin.." His psychiatrist replies: "How about starting at the beginning?" "OK" the man says: "Well, in the beginning I created earth...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armen Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Good one Sasun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 A professor gave a talk in which he stated that the universe is 14 billion years old. After the talk a little old lady came up to him and said that he was wrong; the universe is 14 billion and one years old. "How is that?" said the professor. The lady replied, "Well, last year you gave the same talk and you said THEN that the universe is 14 billion years old." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 One night, a burglar broke into a house and was busily going through the owner's belongings when he heard a voice behind him say, "Jesus is watching you!" He thought this was just his imagination however, and carried on rummaging until he heard the voice repeat, "Jesus is watching you!" Again, he dismissed this voice until he heard it a third time, "Jesus is watching you!" At this point he turned on the light, only to find he could see no one except a pet parrot. "Did you say those things?" he asked the bird. "Yes I did," it replied. "And what's your name?" the burglar enquired. "Moses," it told him. Laughing, he asked, "What sort of people call their parrot Moses?" "The same sort of people that call their Rottweiler Jesus!" replied the parrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Abarantsin MAgnis@ vzin mtnuma gerezmanatun antsord - es inch es anum gyada abarantsy - Ashot Yerkatin em man galsi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 2 abarantsi anapatov qayleluts tesnum en mi urish abarantsy nava qahsum avazneri mej #1 abarantsy - to es eshin tesnum es - sranq en eli mer patvi het xarrum - esh esh baner en anum #2 abarantsy - ba mard loghanal chimanar etar dra mrut@ jarder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armen Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Abarancu zoqanche mernuma enkernerin tarosikner a bazhanum... Abarancin Moskvayum mtnuma metro, nayuma shurje u asum: "Ara, es a dzer Padmaskovian". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 abarantsin gnume brotel pogh@ vjarume axchkan tanume senyak es aghchik@ sksume hamupel shoyel mi xoskov.... es abaratnsin mekel te iyaaaa axchi du vor esqan indz sirumeyir ba hnchi pogh arar indznits h@? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 2 abarantsi anapatov qayleluts tesnum en mi urish abarantsy nava qahsum avazneri mej #1 abarantsy - to es eshin tesnum es - sranq en eli mer patvi het xarrum - esh esh baner en anum #2 abarantsy - ba mard loghanal chimanar etar dra mrut@ jarder style_images/master/snapback.png good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Aliens land on Earth....according to their calculations they think they are in Australia....Alien comes accross his first human... Alien points at the ground and says 'Australia?' and then points at the man and says 'you Kangaroo?' Man points to ground and says 'Abarantsi' and then points at himself and says 'me ESH' ok I didn't think that was funny,but everyone else at the party thought it was hillarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurgen Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armen Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Comment: "Protocol Mister President!" Kocharian in mind: "Ara, es ur es etum, ara? Ara, es yan ari le, ara." http://www.arminfo.am/images/foto_koch_bolg_500.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
15levels Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 (edited) That Mrs. Jones joke rocked!! I dont know if you heard this one (can check it, as this thread is FAAAR TOO LONG), but its a good blonde joke: What does blonde ask when she is told she is pregnant? - "Is it mine?" Edited October 6, 2004 by 15levels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hytga Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 you've probably heard this one, but anyways for those who didn't The armenian, georgian and a turk got the the garden of a russian to steal some fruits. the armenian starts stealing apples, the georgian pears, and the turk watermellons. The russian comes out with a shotgun in his hands an tells them to stick whatever they stole in their behinds. The armenian sticks the apple, the georgian the pear, the turk tries to stick the watermellon but cant. he tries and tries, but hopeless. he turns back and says "a mojno dilim dilim?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
15levels Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 what is "dilim dilim"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 (edited) what is "dilim dilim"? style_images/master/snapback.png It means "dilim dilim" is in Turkish. It means "mas mas" in Armenian, and "slice slice" in English Edited October 6, 2004 by ExtraHye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 It means "dilim dilim" is in Turkish. It means "mas mas" in Armenian, and "slice slice" in English style_images/master/snapback.png Yes it is Turkish and it means "slice by slice" which in Armenian would be "shert ar shert". This will bring us to an off topic so I will not comment more than: Why do Eastern Armenians use more Turkish words than western ones? Maybe we will open a whole separate thread under the Culture topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. For a second I thought you were talking to Maral .. I guess I was distracted a bit by the image of the blond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. style_images/master/snapback.png AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Love that one, I can completely visualize men dumbfounded salivating while she runs off with a few hundred $$$. Finally a positive joke about blondes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 got this from a friend. was not funny to me but I guess some of you may find humor in it. ---------------- Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Are you a good apple? Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked! And...Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Are you a good apple? Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked! style_images/master/snapback.png Gotta love those chain emails. Azat I'd like to share this with you, because I consider you an exceptional apple. Now can we get down to business and make some apple juice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 [german accent] Ya baby [/german accent] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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