Comedistan

[MosJan]

[MosJan]

nerqnaharkum gom tesel eyi , iy isk vernaharkum chi karrogh angam patkeratsnel

[Arpa]

And the comedy show goes on.

Drum roll please!

TRRRRRUM TUM!!

Ah! Those pesky ermenis, they are under every pebble and stone!

In case you didn’t know aliev’s real Armenian name was “arev” but his parents could not pronounce the R , so it ended up as “alev”. Just like gul’s mother was “ermeni” and her real name was “ermenouhi/varduhi” .

http://www.panorama.am/en/politics/2009/09/23/milimejlis/

Newsline 17:34 23/09/2009

AZERBAIJANI FOUND 12 ARMENIAN DEPUTIES IN THEIR PARLIAMENT

A story called “Hidden Armenians’ problem in Azerbaijan” is published by Azerbaijani “Yeni Çağ” informative-analytical agency.

It has been surprise for Azeri to reveal that “yet elder Heidar Aliev talked about 30 thousand Armenians living in Baku, and that many of them work in state institutions and rule offices of great importance. Hence, we’ve taken the initiative to investigate what state positions those “hidden Armenians” have assumed. According to our trustworthy sources, high ranking officials in Azerbaijan’s Government having Armenian roots work. To tell more, excluding National Security Ministry, Armenians are found in all other ministries, which is a serious threat for our nation. According to our calculations there are 12 Armenian deputies in mejlis but if we calculate those who have Armenians spouses then the figure is tripled,” the author of the story tells.

The “tolerance” of Azerbaijan’s society is expressed with the brightest colors in his conclusions which the reporter concludes at the end. “You would ask why to investigate and reveal that? Today strange things happen in Azerbaijan and the authorities give such responses that you think whether Armenians have nothing to do with it?”

To conclude Azerbaijani suffer strengthening of fall paranoia searching and investigating for “Armenian traps” in all world cataclysms, which is going to be under our consistent control.

Source: Panorama.

Edited September 23, 2009 by Arpa

[Harut]

so, are they going to take out all those hidden armenians and publically kill them?

[DominO123]

lol, those morons investigated those who voted for Armenia in Eurovision, none of the voters were reported Armenians. Now we're in their parlements. What will be next?

[Nané]

This is sort of off-topic and insignificant but I had to bring it up.

 

Etiquette 101: Dress Codes (from Conde Nast Traveler)

 

(Excerpt)

 

TURKEY

At a meeting: Neither men nor women should go without manicures, since Turks are known for being perfectly groomed.

 

http://www.concierge.com/cntraveler/articl...30?pageNumber=9

 

 

 

 

[Zartonk]

Ever seen a Turk before?

[Arpa]

:jerry:

It is beyond me why an item of this kind would be placed here;

http://hyeforum.com/index.php?showtopic=22895

I had already seen the story in several sites.

http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=108366

http://www.panarmenian.net/news/eng/?nid=37105

This is hilarious yet, don’t be fooled This is not an , this is a well calculated “wishful thinking, future plan”.

You mean to tell us the that the super ever vigilant censoring editors did not see it before sending it to the printers?

A picture of that editor;

http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/20/2031/2...elly-dancer.jpg

Or this? Observe that this picture is from the newly discovered playground of the Armenians- Antalya. Was this so called dancer born in Yerevan? http://www.antalya.org/listingview.php?listingID=92

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Just for that, here are a couple of maps of Armenia for their next edition of their “textbokhs”;

http://www.armsite.com/maps/greater.phtml

http://www.armenica.org/history/en/overview/tigranII.html

Edited October 4, 2009 by Zartonk

[Nané]

Ever seen a Turk before?

 

Yes, a few in real life. Many via recorded mediums. Why do you ask?

[Zartonk]

Yes, a few in real life. Many via recorded mediums. Why do you ask?

 

My question was general Nane jan. I'm just saying that in my limited experience 'well-groomed' isn't the phrase I would use to describe them.

 

[Nané]

My question was general Nane jan. I'm just saying that in my limited experience 'well-groomed' isn't the phrase I would use to describe them.

 

I see

[Arpa]

Yes, Gamavor you beat me to it. And I commend you for choosing the Humor section to air this. Some people don't deserve serious responses, only derison.

A picture of sabour/tallit;

http://www.lgd.de/projekt/roth/images/tallit.jpg

Also search the net and see many stories about the subject.

Read the rest here WSJ;

http://online.wsj.com/article/best_of_the_web_today.html

 

A JEW? WHO?

By James Taranto Wall Street Journal October 5, 2009

If reports about Ahmadinejad are accurate, Israel owes it to the world to deal with the Iranian threat. The United States of America is the most philo-Semitic country in the world, yet it has never had a Jewish president. The Islamic Republic of Iran is one of the world's most anti-Semitic regimes, yet it may have a Jewish president. London's Daily Telegraph reports on the surprising claim about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: A photograph of the Iranian president holding up his identity card during elections in March 2008 clearly shows his family has Jewish roots. A close-up of the document reveals he was previously known as Sabourjian--a Jewish name meaning cloth weaver. The short note scrawled on the card suggests his family changed its name to Ahmadinejad when they converted to embrace Islam after his birth. The Sabourjians traditionally hail from Aradan, Mr Ahmadinejad's birthplace, and the name derives from "weaver of the Sabour," the name for the Jewish Tallit shawl in Persia. The name is even on the list of reserved names for Iranian Jews compiled by Iran's Ministry of the Interior. If true, doesn't this strengthen the argument for Israeli military action against the Iranian nuclear program? One could argue that the Jews have some sort of collective responsibility to deal with a rogue nation led by one of their own. Meir Javedanfar argues in London's Guardian that the claim is a myth, and we must confess we are a bit skeptical. Sabourjian sounds like an Armenian name to us. This revelation may end up complicating Tehran's relations with Ankara….

 

 

Edited October 7, 2009 by Arpa

[MosJan]

 

The Price of the “non-existing preconditions”: Aliev is calling for the unification of the Turkic world and return of Zangezur (Syunik)

Analysis by Aris Ghazinyan

ArmeniaNow reporter

Published: 08 October, 2009

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While Armenian President Serzh Sargsyan was trying to explain to his compatriots living abroad that there are no preconditions in the protocols inked on August 31 on establishing diplomatic relations between Yerevan and Ankara, his Azerbaijani counterpart Ilham Aliev was 100 km to the south from Yerevan voicing Turkic claims for Armenian lands.

 

The 9th summit of Turkic-Language Speaking Countries was the stage where the claims were made. And it wasn’t accidental that an ancient Armenian region of Nakhijevan – given to the Soviet Azerbaijan by Bolsheviks – was selected as the place for holding the summit.

 

http://www.armenianow.com/images/uploadedimages/ai412801.jpgGul declared Turkey’s readiness to stand by Azerbaijan and assist in liberating its “occupied lands”.During the Soviet times it took two hours to get from Yerevan to Nakhijevan. Today, a whole history separates the two.

 

It was there, according to the official version, that Azerbaijan’s current president’s father and his immediate predecessor, former president Heidar Aliev, was born.

 

A few years ago, it was in Nakhijevan that Azeris destroyed more than 4,000 medieval Armenian tombstones (cross-stones) with the purpose of eliminating the traces of the Armenian civilization in that territory.

 

And now, the time has come to, not anywhere else but in Nakhijevan, declare territorial claims for Armenia’s Syunik province known also as Zangezur.

 

Presidents of Azerbaijan, Turkey, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan and the Prime-Minister of Turkmenistan took part in the summit.

 

Prior to his speech full of radical claims, the Azerbaijani president found it incumbent on himself to remind that “Nakhijevan is an authentic Azeri land and the only Azeri region bordering with Turkey”.

 

Aliev then carried on with a touching story about his undying father and his brothers.

 

“Alievs have forever remembered the bruising small and big stones of the mountainous paths of Zangezur, this grass, these trees and bushes saturating their hunger and giving them shelter. They were running away from Armenians. After long wanderings Nachijevan was like a Promised Land to them”.

 

The heart-breaking story about “Nakhijevan” and the unforgettable Heidar Aliev touched the president of Kazakhstan Nursultan Nazarbaev.

 

“Heidar Aliev and Mustafa Kemal Ataturk (Turkey’s first president) dreamed about the unity of all Turkic nations,” he said with a catch in his voice. “Our forefathers ruled the broad plains from the Mediterranean Sea to Altai; they left great values to us. We think the time has come, at last, to popularize those before the world society… ”

 

Aliev switched to contemplations over Armenia’s Syunik region – Zangezur.

 

“The severing of the indigenous, historically Azeri region from Azerbaijan long ago and its accession to Armenia, geographically dismembered the great Turkic world. Consequently, the Turkic world’s functioning as one family, one force was halted for decades.”

 

Two documents were signed as a result of the summit: Nakhijevan Declaration and an Agreement on the creation of a Union of Cooperation among Turkic language speaking countries.

 

After signing the documents Aliev stated: “By the decisions made and steps taken today we have made the Turkic bond even stronger. Although, geographically Zangezur – an ancient Azeri region currently under Armenia's control – is located in the middle.” (By “Zangezur” he refers to the Armenian province Syunik.)

 

He also pointed out that the South Caucasus had big opportunities, and regional cooperation could become even more versatile.

 

“All the roads may open, all communications, all the countries in the region would be cooperating based on mutual interests. But it is also true that for as long as our lands are occupied, no cooperation is possible between Armenia and Azerbaijan,” said Aliev.

 

Turkish President Abdullah Gul, in his turn, said: “Azerbaijan’s territorial integrity is of great importance to us and we will always be by its side.”

 

“We hope and believe that soon Azerbaijan’s occupied lands will be liberated. That would be a fair solution in order for peace and stability to be established in the region. Turkey will do its best to contribute to the peaceful settlement of that conflict and to peace in the Caucasus. However, the first and the most important step in that direction has to, undoubtedly, be the liberation of Azerbaijan’s occupied lands,” concluded Gul.

 

This was only 100 km south of Armenia’s capital, Yerevan, in Nakhijevan, where the Turkish president voiced the “non-existing” Turkish preconditions while the Armenian President was thousands of miles away trying to explain and assure his Diaspora compatriots that there are no Turkish preconditions in the initialed protocols.

[Arpa]

The Price of the “non-existing preconditions”:Aliev is calling for the unification of the Turkic world and return of Zangezur (Syunik)

Analysis by Aris Ghazinyan

Fart/ԶԱՐՏ մը http://farts.typepad.com/photos/uncategori...turbofart_2.jpg տտռեց, հոտեց զանգելանի քաքոտ, կեղտոտ լեռներէն

Note the flag on the door; http://reformnow.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/outhouse.jpg

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Ձայն մը Հնչեց

 

Ձայն մը հնչեց Էրզրումի (Զանգեզուրի) հայոց լեռներեն,

Թունդ-թունդ ելան հայի սրտեր զենքի շաչյունեն:

Հայ գյուղացին դարուց ի վեր սուր զենք չը տեսած,

Դաշտը թողուց, սուր, հրացան բահի տեղն առավ:

Քնքուշ կյանքը ծանր է թվում հայ օրիրոդին,

Զենքը ձեռքին հորդորում է հայոց քաջերին:

Հայ տիկինը ստիպում է ամուսնուն գնալ…

Պատերազմի դաշտի վրա վերք տալ` ստանալ:

Հայ ծերուկը ցուպը ձեռին լալով տենչում է,

Հայրենիքի ազատություն տեսնել ու մեռնել:

Լսեց թուրքը ու սառեցավ արյունը վատին,

Չէր երազել հային տեսնել նա այդ վիճակին:

Ցնծա’, Մա’յր մեր, ո՜վ Հայաստան, որդիքդ միացան,

ՈՒթ դարերու սուգ ու թախիծ քեզնից վերացան:

ՈՒսումն ու լույս ազատության արդ քեզ են ընկեր,

Սուր, հրացան` եռանդ ռազմի… պաշտպան անվեհեր:

ՈՒրախացավ Մայր Հայաստան, ելավ կանգնեցավ,

Հին դարերու սուգ, տառապանք մի քիչ մեղմացավ

Edited October 11, 2009 by Arpa

[Yervant1]

AZERI PRESIDENT CALLED ON ARMY TO BE ON ALERT

 

PanARMENIAN.Net

16.10.2009 11:31 GMT+04:00

 

/PanARMENIAN.Net/ Azeri President Ilham Aliyev Commander-in-Chief of

country's armed forces, has called on Azerbaijani army to be on the

alert. Azeri leader believes that war is not yet over, and Azerbaijani

army should be "ready to return its lands" at any moment.

 

"Conflict is not settled yet. We are trying to resolve it through

negotiations. However, we firmly stick to our stance: conflict should

be resolved based on Azebaijan's territorial integrity; Armenia's armed

forces must be deployed from all territories, and our compatriots

should return to their homes. We do not consider any other approach

beyond these frameworks, and Azerbaijan has several times voiced its

position on the issue." Azerbaijan will continue accumulating military

power, even though that may require huge expenses, Bakililar.AZ quotes

Azeri leader as saying.

 

[Arpa]

Arnold Charents?

Remember Charents poem “Patgam” where the second letter of each line read vertically revealed “Ov Hay zhoghovurd”…

ՊԱՏԳԱՄ

Նոր լույս ծագեց աշխարհին.

Ո՞վ այդ արեւը բերեց:–

Ահա ոսկյա մի արեւ`

Ճառագումով իր հրե`

Այգաբացի պուրպուրե …etc.

===

Now read the first letter of each line vertically….

“To the members of California State Assembly.””

I am returning bill # 1176 with signature;

“For some time I have….

Unnecessary….

Care….

Kicks…

Yet…

Overwhelmingly….

Unnecessary to sign….

 

Signed

Sincerely

A. S

Governor”

Edited October 29, 2009 by Arpa

[Yervant1]

AZERBAIJAN'S GREAT EXPERIENCE IN DISTORTING HISTORICAL MATTERS WELL-KNOWN

 

PanARMENIAN.Net

03.11.2009 16:52 GMT+04:00

 

/PanARMENIAN.Net/ A Turkish popular proverb reads that a man going to

the hell seeks for a friend. Azerbaijan found this friend long ago -

it's Turkey, the core of their relations being not the implementation

of the principle of "one nation, two states" or impartial and stable

friendship, but their hatred towards Armenians, in particular, their

pathologic attempts to undermine the international image of Nagorno

Karabakh, NKR MFA Information Department Head Marcel Petrosyan notes

in his statement.

 

"From this viewpoint, the October 20 article by a certain Nazyl

Hyldrjak published in SABAH Turkish newspaper isn't accidental at all.

 

According to the article, it appears that from the 11th century up to

the 1800s Karabakh was under the Turkish authority. Though the same

article emphasizes quite needlessly that "Tayip Erdogan has bright

memory", however, the Turkish newspaper's memory is questionable.

 

Otherwise, they would remember that between the 11th century and the

1920s of the 20th century their predecessors were repeatedly defeated

in Karabakh and its approaches, and saving their lives, they cut and

ran without glancing back.

 

The fact that Azerbaijan has a great experience in distorting

and falsifying historical matters and events is well-known. So, to

console fraternal Azerbaijan, the Turkish SABAH, excelling its younger

brother, demonstrates a bright example of disseminating fabrications,

misinforming and misleading its multi-thousand readers. Probably,

the newspaper's editorial staff is well aware of its readers' being

ignorant of the historical events related to the region. So, they

can be inspired with any nonsense, such as the misinformation that

Karabakh was once part of the Ottoman Empire, and when it passed to

Russia, 95% of its population made the Turks.

 

SABAH newspaper's hyperbolic imagination has no limits. Outbidding

the Azerbaijani mass media in this issue as well, the newspaper blames

Russia for allegedly expelling the Turkish population from Karabakh in

the past centuries, instead populating this territory with Armenians.

 

Fortunately, this newspaper doesn't know from what planet the Armenians

have arrived in this region. If it knew, it would surely write about

this too. With a small dash of the pen, the newspaper trebles the

number of Azerbaijanis displaced as a result of the Karabakh war,

bringing it to 1,5 million. Moreover, it turns out that the ancient

manuscripts kept in the Shushi Museum were stolen by Armenians. The

newspaper considers it needles to note what alphabet the nomadic

tribes (now Azerbaijanis), which had no script of their own, used

while creating those manuscripts in the ancient period and what

they represent.

 

The newspaper also keeps silence about the Azerbaijanis' atrocities

towards the peaceful Armenian population of Sumgait, Baku, Kirovabad,

Maragha, and tens of other settlements. Instead, the newspaper

considered it to be its sacred duty to touch upon the events in

Khojalu, surely, exaggerating sufficiently the number of killed

and wounded and representing Armenians as monsters. Naturally,

we shouldn't expect true information about the Karabakh events from

SABAH newspaper. Certainly, it will not state that Armenians provided

the civilian population of Khojalu with a special corridor for safely

leaving the scene of the military actions and that the tragic events

took place not in the territory of Khojalu, but at the approaches

to Aghdam - a territory controlled by the Azerbaijani armed forces,

specifically, by the hordes of the Azerbaijani National Front. How

could the Armenians guess that for the change of the leadership, the

National Front adventurers could open fire on their own compatriots

and kill the unarmed and helpless people? Maybe, the "hotheads"

of the Azerbaijani National Front had no alternative for coming to

power - they would, first, ascribe the incident to Armenians, then,

which is most important, will blame the authorities for their criminal

indifference about ensuring the security of the Azerbaijani civilian

population. Generally, the Azerbaijanis filled the Internet with false

propaganda of the so-called "Khojalu Genocide", its main organizer

being the State Heydar Aliyev Foundation, which, in particular,

for exaggerating the situation, used outright forgery and presented

the photos of disfigured corps in Kosovo as those of the Khojalu

tragedy victims.

 

SABAH newspaper seems to be infected with senile marasmus from the

Azerbaijani media, since they have similar symptoms. Otherwise,

it would have slightly cited Ayaz Mutalibov - the ex-president of

Azerbaijan and another hater of Armenians. However, the Azerbaijani

National Front leaders should be given credit for their calculations

with extremely high precision. The SABAH deliberately keeps deathly

silence about all this and instead, as if by chance, writes: "Maybe,

the Turkish Public Television should start showing a TV serial about

the occupation of Nagorno Karabakh and the pogroms in Khojalu?"

 

Surely, coming forth with a suggestion is not a sin. A sin is

distortion of the truth. I don't think that SABAH newspaper can

ever remit its sins. But, it's worth striving for this, at least,

for self-cleaning. And maybe, the Turkish Public Television should

start its TV serials with the events of 1915? Will SABAH newspaper

ever have the courage to come forth with such a suggestion?

 

As for Turkey's position on Karabakh, the NKR takes it, to say the

least, with cool indifference," the statement concludes.

[MosJan]

Russia, West and United States sick and tired of Azerbaijan’s threats 04.11.2009 18:23 GMT+04:00 http://www.panarmenian.net/news/images/ico_print.gif http://www.panarmenian.net/news/images/ico_mail.gif /PanARMENIAN.Net/ Azerbaijan’s bellicose rhetoric, whether to the point or not, becomes a shaman curse not fitting the context of regional tendencies, expert at Armenian Center for Political and International Studies Ruben Mehrabyan told a PanARMENIAN.Net reporter, commenting upon rumors on Washington’s recognizing NK independence in case of Azerbaijan’s resuming war.

 

According to him, Russia, West and United States are sick and tired of Azerbaijan’s threats, and such statements are obstacle to building trust in region. “Even if US Deputy Assistant Secretary Tina Kaidanow hadn’t said anything of the kind, rumors about it will be a kind of therapy. Let’s wait and see whether or not our Azeri colleagues will draw conclusions from that,” Mehrabyan stressed.

 

 

[Yervant1]

Let’s wait and see whether or not our Azeri colleagues will draw conclusions from that,” Mehrabyan stressed.

If they do, it will be the first.

[Zartonk]

Russia, West and United States sick and tired of Azerbaijan’s threats 04.11.2009 18:23 GMT+04:00 http://www.panarmenian.net/news/images/ico_print.gif http://www.panarmenian.net/news/images/ico_mail.gif /PanARMENIAN.Net/ Azerbaijan’s bellicose rhetoric, whether to the point or not, becomes a shaman curse not fitting the context of regional tendencies, expert at Armenian Center for Political and International Studies Ruben Mehrabyan told a PanARMENIAN.Net reporter, commenting upon rumors on Washington’s recognizing NK independence in case of Azerbaijan’s resuming war.

 

According to him, Russia, West and United States are sick and tired of Azerbaijan’s threats, and such statements are obstacle to building trust in region. “Even if US Deputy Assistant Secretary Tina Kaidanow hadn’t said anything of the kind, rumors about it will be a kind of therapy. Let’s wait and see whether or not our Azeri colleagues will draw conclusions from that,” Mehrabyan stressed.

 

That may just be the funniest headline I've ever seen.

 

"The West and the rest say 'THAT'S IT!' to Azerbaijan"

[MosJan]

iy et or@ / mi 100 hogu hamar seghan em qtsum 10 vochxar matagh anum 7 or 7 gisher qeff eq anum Arpa papikents tan@

[Zartonk]

iy et or@ / mi 100 hogu hamar seghan em qtsum 10 vochxar matagh anum 7 or 7 gisher qeff eq anum Arpa papikents tan@

 

Ay axper jan inch 7? Asa QARSOON

[MosJan]

40 ??? uremn dzer tun@ kanenq

[Armine]

So here's a story...... That started with...

 

"Top 5 Things I Hate About Armenians

 

1. They buy cars exclusively from countries notorious for genocide but still complain about said genocide.

2. First to figure out that Ed Hardy air fresheners are cheaper than Ed Hardy colonge.

3. Indians leave Trial of Tears, Armenians leave trail of Sunflower Seeds.

4. The fact that they publish a hate filed comedy newspaper at UCSD.

5. Because there aren't enought relevant things about Armenians to finish this list."

 

 

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK...I WANT TO KNOW YOUR REACTION UPON READING THIS.

Edited December 2, 2009 by Armine

[Zartonk]

Obviously a work of a ) a Non-Armenian, b ) a self-depreciative Armenian, or worst of all c ) an Armenian ignorant of history and/or culture, because although items 1-3 have an -albeit dark- inkling of stereotypical humor (stinky, bird-food munching genocide victims- nothing new), 4 starts to speak of something else and 5 has to be the most moronic thing I've ever read.

 

Or is it that some of us will say anything for a cheap laugh?