Comedistan

[Arpa]

The comedy of the millenium. Read em and laugh. Or, maybe read em and weep. Is this an April Fools' day joke?

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AZERBAIJANI SCIENTIST: "MARKING THE 2790TH ANNIVERSARY OF YEREVAN HAS NO SCIENTIFIC GROUND"

 

Azeri Press Agency

April 3 2008

Azerbaijan

 

Baku. Laura Jabrayilli-APA. "Marking the 2790th anniversary of Yerevan

within the framework of the International Assembly of Capitals and Big

Cities on October 11 this year has no scientific or historical grounds.

 

Yerevan was established during the Arabic period. Yerevan and

Western Azerbaijan do not belong to Armenians or Armenian history",

Deputy Director of History Institute of Azerbaijan National Academy

of Sciences Jabi Bahramov told APA. He said that Urartu sources,

scientific works by outstanding Russian historians, Igor Dyakonov,

Azerbaijani academician Igrar Aliyev, American scientist Armenian by

origin Nina Garsia and others showed that the Armenians had nothing

to do with this territory.

 

"After the spread of Christianity, churches, as well as Grigoryan

church started missionary activity beginning from the fifth century.

 

The churches sent missionaries to different places, as well as to the

territories around Van Lake in Turkey. In the first half of the 19th

century Armenians started to settle in the North Azerbaijan occupied

by Russia and Irevan khanate, a part of Azerbaijan. Armenian state

had existed neither in Turkey, nor in the territory of Azerbaijan by

1918. On May 29, 1918 Yerevan was yielded to Armenians, as a result

of it they managed to establish state with support of the English,

Americans and French. After North Azerbaijan was occupied by Soviet

Russia in 1920, measures were taken to extend Armenians' territory and

19.800 sq km territory of Soviet Azerbaijan was yielded to Armenians

as a result of direct pressure exerted by Soviet Russia", he said.

 

According to historical data, the history of ancient Azerbaijani

land - Yerevan as a city, castle started after the collapse of the

caliphate. The territory belonged to the Sajis of Turkish origin, then

Salaris and Ravvadis, Saljug Empire, Atabeys, Hulakis and in the 15th

century belonged to Garagoyunlus, Aggoyunlus and Sefevids. In the reign

of Sefevids, Yerevan became administrative center of Chukhursheher

beylerbeylik, finally Yerevan khanate, and with the occupation of

North Azerbaijan Yerevan province was established, and Republic of

Armenia was established after Yerevan was yielded on May 29, 1918.

 

Bahramov said these were historical facts and underlined that

Azerbaijan's related bodies should take a stance on marking the 2790th

anniversary of Yerevan on the international level.

[Ashot]

Arpa jan thank u for the loughter... but do u imagine that these idiots think that it is the reality... lol by the way if u leave it up to them they found America as well!!! it used to be called azerica!!!

[Zartonk]

Yes indeed, the same science that came up with this:

 

"Based on the abovementioned the territory of Azerbaijan has been referred to the areas of first human formation."

 

(from the the Azeri government website)

 

[Arpa]

Another "read em and laugh".

BIBLICAL MOUNTAIN PRESENTED UNDER NAME OF ARARAT IN TURKISH SCHOOL TEXTBOOKS

Noyan Tapan

April 8, 2008

 

ANKARA, APRIL 8, NOYAN TAPAN - ARMENIANS TODAY. The Turkish ministry of

education in 2007 prepared and published geography textbooks intended

for senior school pupils, in which the biblical mountain is presented

not as Agri Dagi but as Ararat (the official name of Mount Ararat in

Turkey is Agri Dagi).

 

According to Cihan news agency, the trade union of Turkish employees

of education and science expressed its concern over the "inexusable

mistake" of the ministry of education: "This error in geography

textbooks approved by the ministry in 2007 is inexusable because the

name "Ararat" has become a symbol of the so-called Armenian Genocide

today," the chairman of the trade union Ismail Koncuk stated, adding

that such activities of the Turkish ministry of education "contribute

to Armenian propaganda".

 

 

 

[Arpa]

Arpa jan thank u for the loughter... but do u imagine that these idiots think that it is the reality... lol by the way if u leave it up to them they found America as well!!! it used to be called azerica!!!

Yes, of course the Aztec are descended from those asseri-s just as the State of Kenturkey was established by the first furkish inhabitants of America.

[DominO123]

I did not find it laughable, because I am quite used of their delusions.

[Arpa]

I did not find it laughable, because I am quite used of their delusions.

Dear Domino, you take things a bit too seriously. You may be "delusioned" that you can talk sense to them. You should pipe down a bit and learn to speak to them in a language that they understand i.e. DERISION. Let then prove that Noah was furkish, and that he descended on Agri/kakri.

BTW. Agri is none other than the ARMENIAN Agori/Aghori.

Edited April 10, 2008 by Arpa

[AK-47]

Nestle in Azerbaijan CD blunder

By Elettra Neysmith

West Asia editor, BBC News

 

The Swiss-based multinational food company, Nestle, has apologised to Azerbaijan after a free gift attached to a breakfast cereal backfired.

 

The CD-ROM featured information about countries around the world but the data on Azerbaijan caused outrage there.

 

It said that Azerbaijan had started a war against neighbouring Armenia and that the hotly disputed territory of Nagorno-Artsax belonged to Armenia.

 

Nestle has withdrawn the cereal and promised to seize the offending CDs.

 

Tense and volatile

 

Conflict between Azerbaijan and Armenia in the early 1990s over Nagorno-Artsax killed an estimated 30,000 people.

 

Hundreds of thousands of refugees were created on both sides.

 

And despite a peace deal in 1994, the situation remains tense and volatile.

 

Nestle inadvertently stumbled into a minefield.

 

The Azeri government vowed to take action, and there has been widespread talk of a public boycott.

 

Nestle has now issued a formal apology but some Azeris are still not happy.

 

They accuse Nestle of playing Armenia's hand, and are demanding more than just an apology to chew on.

 

Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7382415.stm

[Zartonk]

Try Nestle's delicious NEW cereal: FACTS! (part of a balanced geopolitical meal)

[Arpa]

:jerry:

:goof:

:clap:

You've got to give them an "standing" ovation for the best stand-up comedy.

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Azeri Press Agency, Azerbaijan

July 10 2008

A commission on giving Iravan to Armenia to report to the Parliament

[ 10 Jul 2008 16:12 ]

Baku. Elbrus Seyfullayev`APA. A Parliament commission established to

research giving of historical Azerbaijani City Iravan to Armenia is

continuing its activity, said Ziyafat Asgarov, First Vice-Speaker of

Milli Majlis, APA reports.

He said outstanding scientists and intellectuals had been involved in

the commission he led. `The commission is continuing the researches

and will report to the Parliament's autumn session on its activity'.

 

 

 

[MosJan]

es shan tsnundner poxanak irents joghvirdin mi qich nayen n@rants ognen - joghovrdi pogherov datarkabanutyamb en zbaghvum

[ED]

:jerry:

:goof:

:clap:

You've got to give them an "standing" ovation for the best stand-up comedy.

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Azeri Press Agency, Azerbaijan

July 10 2008

A commission on giving Iravan to Armenia to report to the Parliament

[ 10 Jul 2008 16:12 ]

Baku. Elbrus Seyfullayev`APA. A Parliament commission established to

research giving of historical Azerbaijani City Iravan to Armenia is

continuing its activity, said Ziyafat Asgarov, First Vice-Speaker of

Milli Majlis, APA reports.

He said outstanding scientists and intellectuals had been involved in

the commission he led. `The commission is continuing the researches

and will report to the Parliament's autumn session on its activity'.

 

 

ha de yete amen shan hachots hashvi arnenq...................bayts jishtes tsitsaxelu a

@st vracineri Ani-in el vra-cakan qaxaq a yexel

[Zartonk]

ha de yete amen shan hachots hashvi arnenq...................bayts jishtes tsitsaxelu a

@st vracineri Ani-in el vra-cakan qaxaq a yexel

 

Et es asoom qeri jan, ES nayi:

 

As we speak, the Museum of Fine Arts Houston is exhibiting Wine, Worship, and Sacrifice: The Golden Graves of Ancient Vani' (That's VAN+i, modern Republic of Georgia), a journey to the "birthplace of wine".

 

Amotn el lav bana

[Arpa]

:jerry:

About time that his own kind realise what a clown masquerading as an historian he is.

We read in AZG that that comedian clown Haljoglu has been released of his office. We wish him good luck in his new career of a Stand up Comic in his new House of Comedy

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AZG Daily #141, 07/24/2008

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ՊԱՇՏՈՆԻՑ ԱԶԱՏՎԵԼ Է ԹՈՒՐՔԱԿԱՆ ՊԱՏՄԱԿԱՆ ԸՆԿԵՐՈՒԹՅԱՆ ՆԱԽԱԳԱՀ ՀԱԼԱՉՕՂԼՈՒՆ

Երեկ Աթաթուրքի անվան մշակույթի, լեզվի եւ պատմության գերագույն խորհրդի որոշմամբ պաշտոնից ազատվել է Թուրքական պատմական ընկերության նախագահ, դոկտ., պրոֆ. Յուսուֆ Հալաչօղլուն: Որոշումը հրապարակվել է «Պաշտոնական թերթի» նույն օրվա համարում եւ մտել է ուժի մեջ: Նա դասախոսական աշխատանքի կվերադառնա «Գազի» համալսարանում, որտեղ մինչ այդ աշխատել էր:

«Անատոլու» գործակալության հարցին պատասխանելիս, Հալաչօղլուն ասել է, որ պաշտոնից ազատվելու որոշման մասին իմացել է արձակուրդի պահին՝ ամառանոցում, եւ ազատման հանգամանքներին տեղյակ չի եղել: Կայքէջում, նշելով այս ամենի մասին, «Միլլիեթը» գրում է, որ Հալաչօղլուն անսովոր հայտարարություններով հակազդեցություն էր առաջացնում հասարակության մեջ:

Ի դեպ, նա մի առիթով հայտարարել էր, թե «քրդերն ու ալավիները հայկական ծագում ունեն», ապա իր ասածները սրբագրելու համար հրավիրել էր մամուլի ասուլիս, նշելով. «Որոշ հայեր քուրդ կամ ալավի են ձեւացել»: Հալաչօղլուի հայտարարությունների պատճառով նրա դեմ դատական հայց էր ներկայացվել, իսկ «Թուրքական օջախները» թիկունք էին կանգնել նրան: «Ավշարները թուրքերի պատմության մեջ» թեմայով գիտաժողովում Հալաչօղլուն որպես զեկուցող ամբիոնից հայտարարել էր, որ «դյոնմեների» ցանկ ունի իր ձեռքում, ապա շարունակել. «Մեր ուսումնասիրությունները ցույց են տալիս, որ քրդական համարվող որոշ աշիրաթներ իրականում ունեն թուրքմենական ծագում»:

Հ. Չ.

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Maybe now we can hire him to rewrite our own history.

Edited July 23, 2008 by Arpa

[Arpa]

http://www.reporter.am/pdfs/A0726-E.pdf

:goof:

The president of furkey has visited the ruins of Ani and has come meters away from the Arm-furk border, so much so that he could see people across.

He has also confessed that furks first enetered Armenian through the "gates of Ani". See story on page 1 and 3.

"built in 1034. “Ani is a very important

place for us because Turks first

entered Anatolia through Ani,” he

said in Turkish, as translated by an

interpreter.

Mr. Gül them moved closer to

Turkish soldiers stationed in the

area and asked them whether Armenians

continue to use explosives

in mines across the border. Turkish

officials blame Armenians for the

deterioration of the churches and

other historical sites in Ani"

Could it be that he is a “closet Armenian”, that his family name was in fact “gulezian/ smiley”?

:goof:

Edited August 7, 2008 by Arpa

[Boghos]

http://www.reporter.am/pdfs/A0726-E.pdf

:goof:

The president of furkey has visited the ruins of Ani and has come meters away from the Arm-furk border, so much so that he could see people across.

He has also confessed that furks first enetered Armenian through the "gates of Ani". See story on page 1 and 3.

"built in 1034. “Ani is a very important

place for us because Turks first

entered Anatolia through Ani,” he

said in Turkish, as translated by an

interpreter.

Mr. Gül them moved closer to

Turkish soldiers stationed in the

area and asked them whether Armenians

continue to use explosives

in mines across the border. Turkish

officials blame Armenians for the

deterioration of the churches and

other historical sites in Ani"

Could it be that he is a “closet Armenian”, that his family name was in fact “gulezian/ smiley”?

:goof:

 

Or perhaps Vartian?

 

[Arpa]

Or perhaps Vartian?

Touche!!!

Very good Boghos.

Just for that you get a dozen of Karmir Vard-

http://www.debbysgardenlinks.co.uk/arenafl...Red%20Roses.jpg

Edited August 9, 2008 by Arpa

[Zartonk]

http://www.reporter.am/pdfs/A0726-E.pdf

:goof:

The president of furkey has visited the ruins of Ani and has come meters away from the Arm-furk border, so much so that he could see people across.

He has also confessed that furks first enetered Armenian through the "gates of Ani". See story on page 1 and 3.

"built in 1034. “Ani is a very important

place for us because Turks first

entered Anatolia through Ani,” he

said in Turkish, as translated by an

interpreter.

Mr. Gül them moved closer to

Turkish soldiers stationed in the

area and asked them whether Armenians

continue to use explosives

in mines across the border. Turkish

officials blame Armenians for the

deterioration of the churches and

other historical sites in Ani"

Could it be that he is a “closet Armenian”, that his family name was in fact “gulezian/ smiley”?

:goof:

 

 

Such slander from the gavur-ermeni-reporter-dötkyom website...

 

Everyone knows that every monument EVER constructed in Anatolia (and beyond) was the work of the proto-hominid Turkic-Turanian super ancestors, the founders of Ur & Urartu.

 

Nobody entered through Ani, sillies! They simply went around for a walk...Mr. AtaRepbublik of Chumhuri would NEVER utter such an absurdity!!!

 

 

[MosJan]

BAKO SAHAKIAN IS EMPOWERED

• http://www.armtown.com/img/photo/a1p_en_63616.jpg The Refugees and International Law civil society network has sent the recurrent portion of applications to NKR President Bako Sahakian.

   

  “Armenians of Azerbaijan are hopeful that NKR authorities will restore the violated rights of over 500 thousand people who underwent displacement, will pursue adequate compensation for the moral damage inflicted on them by the Republic of Azerbaijan, to bring into being their claim to regain their Homeland and the country of their citizenship,” says the letter addressed to NKR President Bako Sahakian.

   

  “Hereby Armenians of Azerbaijan reassert their confidence in the legitimate government of NKR and authorize it to act on their behalf. The Refugees and International Law civil society network already has tens of thousands of applications addressed to you, and their number increases.”

[Sip]

It was recently discovered that when God said "let there be light", he was talking to an Azeri.

[MosJan]

Sip jan nice but only one problem - azeris don't talk - can't talk to an azeri

[MosJan]

Thai court begins 'Merchant of Death' extradition case

A court in Bangkok has begun hearing the extradition case of Viktor Bout, a Russian businessman facing charges of arms trafficking and terrorism in the United States. Proceedings were delayed briefly after Bout's lawyers claimed he was being illegally detained. But the judges decided their complaint would be dealt with later. Bout was arrested in the Thai capital in March at the request of the U.S. Washington says he was caught in Colombia trying to sell weapons to U.S. agents posing as FARC rebels.

 

Bout is accused of attempting to sell shoulder-to-air missiles and armour-piercing rocket launchers. Prosecutors say the weapons were supposed to be airdropped into Columbia. His long-term associate, Andrew Smulyan, also arrested in Bangkok, is reportedly willing to testify against Viktor Bout. It's believed Smulyan has negotiated a plea bargain.

 

Bout has been dubbed 'The Merchant of Death' and is said to have been the inspiration for the 2005 film 'Lord of War', in which Nicholas Cage starred as an arms trafficker.

 

However, Bout denies all the charges - and doesn't like the film. "I feel very sorry for Nicholas Cage who played in this. It's very silly. I feel pity for him as it's a bad movie," said Bout on RT's Spotlight programme two years ago.

The accused's defence team told RT that American prosecutors have not provided the Thai court with any evidence. They have only asked for extradition on the basis that there is a criminal case against him in the U.S. The judge may decide that this doesn't constitute sufficient grounds for an extradition order.

 

"If the American side has to provide proof of Viktor Bout's guilt, in that case he will win the case fair and square. He didn't do anything in Thailand. He only spent three hours there before going to jail and he has never been there before," said Yevgeny Belenky, an associate of the defence team.

 

However, U.S. officials insist he has a case to answer.

 

"He was apprehended in the final stages of arranging the sale of millions of dollars of high-powered weapons to people he believed to represent a known terrorist organisation - the FARC," said South New York District Attorney Michael J. Garcia.

 

The Russian businessman built up an air transport empire in the 1990s. In 2005, Bout's airline transported armed vehicles and troops from the UK to Kosovo.

[Arpa]

Two grains of salt.

Not so fast please, Let us not hang the witch yet.

The source of the above news seems to be from Baku. Nowhere there is an indication that "andrei" is of Armenian descent. A simple search will bring up sevaral nameslike Smulian/Smulyan, still no reference to Armenian ancestry. All it says above is that he is a British citizen. The name strongly suggests Irish ancestry. Besides, I have never met an Armenian with such a surname.

Here is the first google to jump at you; http://www.akerman.com/public/attorneys/aB...aphy.asp?id=463

For all I know, he may be a hrya as well.

Edited September 22, 2008 by Arpa

[MosJan]

Arpa the only place that i ave found is some azeri news - claiming that his an Armenian

by a defoult - anything that any azeri .... posts on the web .. is just a lay

 

 

[Arpa]

Arpa the only place that i ave found is some azeri news - claiming that his an Armenian

by a defoult - anything that any azeri .... posts on the web .. is just a lay

Bingo! Exactly my point. By the same token, any time there may be bad news about people named ahmed, mehmet, ali, mustafa etc. then we should advertise it as azzy or furky.

Edited September 22, 2008 by Arpa