Comedistan

[MosJan]

the part that has got my attention is "The Russian businessman built up an air transport empire in the 1990s. In 2005, Bout's airline transported armed vehicles and troops from the UK to Kosovo."

so it was ok to transport from UK but not transport from russia ??

[Arpa]

the part that has got my attention is "The Russian businessman built up an air transport empire in the 1990s. In 2005, Bout's airline transported armed vehicles and troops from the UK to Kosovo."

so it was ok to transport from UK but not transport from russia ??

The plot thickens even more. Since in some languages (yebrayeren) S and SH are interchangeable, as in Samuel- Shamuel, salam-shalom....

Google using "shmulian/shmulyan , schmulian, schmulyan and see what you get.

Also remember that in the furkish alphabet S is also used (with a tail under) to sound like SH. Consider the name of Shahan Artsrouni (Sahan)

Tarakuys chka. Mard@ hrya e. Just google "smulian jewish" and see how many you get.

Edited September 22, 2008 by Arpa

[Yervant1]

Here is another baboon fairy tale

 

 

PUBLICATION OF ANOTHER AZERBAIJANI BOOK ABOUT 'OPPRESSION OF JEWS BY ARMENIANS' IS FARCE, HEAD OF JEWISH COMMUNITY OF ARMENIA THINKS

 

Arminfo

2008-09-22 11:47:00

 

ArmInfo. Publication of another Azerbaijani book about 'oppression

of Jews by Armenians' is farce, head of Jewish community of Armenia

Rimma Varzhapetyan said when commenting on publication of Rovshan

Musrafayev's book "March of the death".

 

She also added such steps are not a new thing for Azerbaijanis

since lie is their most beloved way for reaching their propagandist

goals. 'Azerbaijan is a country which does not have its own history,

but ir pretends to the right of being called "one of the oldest

countries". No comment', - Vazhapetyan concluded.

 

As Azerbaijani mass media report, Professor Rovshan Mustafayev's book

was published in Israel in English and Jewish. A part of the edition

will be handed over to Germany, the controlling copies of the edition

have been already handed over to Baku.

 

[Arpa]

May I suggest that this whole thread be moved to Comedaijan?

http://hyeforum.com/index.php?showtopic=17...p;hl=comedaijan

May I also ask the mods to change the title of that thread to "Comedistan" so we may add whatever comedic news from whichever "stan", all the way from afghanistan to zulustan.

Edited September 22, 2008 by Arpa

[Harut]

Here is another baboon fairy tale

 

 

PUBLICATION OF ANOTHER AZERBAIJANI BOOK ABOUT 'OPPRESSION OF JEWS BY ARMENIANS' IS FARCE, HEAD OF JEWISH COMMUNITY OF ARMENIA THINKS

 

Arminfo

2008-09-22 11:47:00

 

ArmInfo. Publication of another Azerbaijani book about 'oppression

of Jews by Armenians' is farce, head of Jewish community of Armenia

Rimma Varzhapetyan said when commenting on publication of Rovshan

Musrafayev's book "March of the death".

 

She also added such steps are not a new thing for Azerbaijanis

since lie is their most beloved way for reaching their propagandist

goals. 'Azerbaijan is a country which does not have its own history,

but ir pretends to the right of being called "one of the oldest

countries". No comment', - Vazhapetyan concluded.

 

As Azerbaijani mass media report, Professor Rovshan Mustafayev's book

was published in Israel in English and Jewish. A part of the edition

will be handed over to Germany, the controlling copies of the edition

have been already handed over to Baku.

 

jewish language?

[DominO]

So he did publish his defecation finally.

 

This schizophrenic claims that more than 3,000 Jews have been killed by Armenians in Guba town on March 31..., he also accuses Armenians to have planned the extermination of the Tat population.

 

Here is another baboon fairy tale

 

 

PUBLICATION OF ANOTHER AZERBAIJANI BOOK ABOUT 'OPPRESSION OF JEWS BY ARMENIANS' IS FARCE, HEAD OF JEWISH COMMUNITY OF ARMENIA THINKS

 

Arminfo

2008-09-22 11:47:00

 

ArmInfo. Publication of another Azerbaijani book about 'oppression

of Jews by Armenians' is farce, head of Jewish community of Armenia

Rimma Varzhapetyan said when commenting on publication of Rovshan

Musrafayev's book "March of the death".

 

She also added such steps are not a new thing for Azerbaijanis

since lie is their most beloved way for reaching their propagandist

goals. 'Azerbaijan is a country which does not have its own history,

but ir pretends to the right of being called "one of the oldest

countries". No comment', - Vazhapetyan concluded.

 

As Azerbaijani mass media report, Professor Rovshan Mustafayev's book

was published in Israel in English and Jewish. A part of the edition

will be handed over to Germany, the controlling copies of the edition

have been already handed over to Baku.

 

[Ashot]

so how many letters does this new jewish language have? is it the whole bible?

 

Arpa is right - we should move this not only to comedaijan, but also to the "epic tales of Furkia and Azerbadrjan" - and forward it to Jay Leno! this will be a hit for the next few centuries!

[Yervant1]

Arpa I edited your topic title to "Comedistan".

 

Mosjan is it OK to merge this topic with Arpa's "Comedistan"?

[Arpa]

Yervant1=Arpa I edited your topic title to "Comedistan".

Mosjan is it OK to merge this topic with Arpa's "Comedistan"?

Thank you Yervant.

We will wait for MosJan's assent, so we can have real fun ridiculing those crackpot 'professors", holders of P(upu)-H-Ds from the university of clownology, be it at baku or buga-buga-stan.

How about holders of degrees from the university of "history" ala turqa", also known as "Hysteria U".

Where did thet clown halajoglu-qaqaji-oglu go? We were having such fun!

Who said "Laughter(derison) is the best medicine"?

In the meantime, let us not forget all the "comedy" that emanates from osmanistan, hryastan, and, yes, even from Hayastan.

REST IN PEACE Hakob Baronian!

Yes, indeed RIP Hakob. Where are you to RIP them apart?

Edited September 23, 2008 by Arpa

[MosJan]

Arpa I edited your topic title to "Comedistan".

 

Mosjan is it OK to merge this topic with Arpa's "Comedistan"?

 

 

it's ok

[Ashot]

here we go Arpa jan - let the comedy begin!

[Arpa]

As indicated, we will bring comedic relief from whichever “stan”.

Here is one from supreme stand- up comic of Parsk-a-“stan“.

Is he a “president”, a mullah, rabbi or a priest? He may have thought that the UN General Assembly was mosque, a synagogue or a Church. The first 15 minutes of his over 30 minute “sermon” was a tribute to Alah, Jehovah and God, with references to the “prophets” ….. including Jesus…. See below.See where he refers to Moses, Abraham, Noah!!!!? and Jesus as “prophets”. (Noah, Abraham and Moses are prophets?

Note; His name Mahmoud Ahmadi-Nejad is all based on the Arabo- Perse “hamd” to mean “praise/glory” and the “nejad” (once again from the Arabic) means saviour , as in “Hisous Prkich”. Did you know that the world’s most common boys’ name is all based, a variation of “mohammed/mahmoud, hammoud (as in Bourj Hammoud), ahmed , hamid and mehmet”?

How come Christians don’t name their children Hisous, Jesus etc. Yes, they do. The Spanish do, “jesus” to sound like “hesus/hisous”.

Full text of President Ahmadinejad's speech at General Assembly

IRNA - Islamic Republic News Agency

United Nations, New York, Sept 17 2005, IRNA

 

Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Saturday offered proposal on nuclear program.

The following is full text of President Ahmadinejad before the Sixtieth Session of the United Nations General Assembly:

"In the Name of the God of Mercy, Compassion, Peace, Freedom and Justice

"Mr. President, Excellencies, Ladies and Gentlemen,

"Today we have gathered here to exchange views about the world, its future and our common responsibilities towards it. It is evident that the future of the world is intertwined with its current state and the prevailing trends ,which exhibit signs of hope and despair.

"On the one hand certain hopes and opportunities exist, and this august Assembly is convened on such hopes. Today human thought reflects outstanding commonalities which provide appropriate grounds to build upon. With the passing of the era of agnostic philosophies, today humanity is once again joined in celebrating monotheism and belief in the Creator as the originator of existence. This is the common thread which binds us all.

"Faith will prove to be the solution to many of today's problems.

The Truth will shine the light of faith and ethics on the life of human beings and prevent them from aggression, coercion and injustice and will guide them towards care and compassion for fellow beings.

"Another hope is the common global appreciation of the sources of knowledge. Although reason, experience and science are among valuable sources of knowledge, the darkness of the Middle Ages deprived major portions of the Western world of appreciating. This reactionary tendency deprived many of access to various scientific findings and knowledge and led to the exclusion of other sources of knowledge namely God and knowledge based on revelation from the life of human beings in the West; Divine knowledge that was carried and disseminated by such prophets as Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and Mohammad (peace be upon them).

"Today, agnostic thinking is on the decline and presently humanity is equally enamored with religion knowledge and spirituality. This is an auspicious beginning. Divine prophets teach us about proper regard for the exalted state of human beings on earth.

"The human being is blessed with dignity, most importantly manifested in being the viceroy of the Almighty on earth. The Almighty placed humans on earth to develop it, institutionalize justice, overcome their egoistic tendencies and praise no lord but the Almighty.

"Faith and good deeds can bring deliverance and the good life even in this world. Attaining this depends on human will, that is the will of each and every one of us. We must heed the call of our common primordial nature and achieve the realization of this good life.

"On the other hand, the prevalence of military domination, increasing poverty, the growing gap between rich and poor countries, violence as a means to solve crises, spread of terrorism, specially state terrorism, existence and proliferation of weapons of mass destruction, the pervasive lack of honesty in interstate relations, and disregard for the equal rights of peoples and nations in international relations constitute some of the challenges and threats.

"Although these challenges are very real, we believe we are not predestined to experience them. Our common will not only can change this course but in fact can lead us to a life filled with hope and prosperity. Divine revelation teaches us that "The Almighty changes the fate of no people unless they themselves show a will for change" (Holy Quran, 13:11).

"How can we influence the future of the world? When and how will peace, tranquility and well-being for all come about? These are the fundamental questions before us.

"We believe that a sustainable order, nurturing and flourishing peace…

Edited September 24, 2008 by Arpa

[Arpa]

To continue.

Another stand-up comic from “Rouss-a-stan” who is not standing anymore. .

He pronounced those words with a shovel in hand, and now he is reciting his comic lines under a couple shovelfuls of earth.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Soviet premier Nikita Khrushchev famously used an expression generally translated into English as "We will bury you!" ("Мы вас похороним!", transliterated as My vas pokhoronim!) while addressing Western ambassadors at a reception at the Polish embassy in Moscow on November 18, 1956.[1][2][3] The full translation of the quote reads: "Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will dig you in" (Нравится вам или нет, но история на нашей стороне. Мы вас закопаем).

On August 24, 1963, Khrushchev himself remarked in his speech in Yugoslavia, "I once said, 'We will bury you,' and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you," [4] a reference to the Marxist saying, "The proletariat is the undertaker of capitalism"; a popular articulation of the materialist conception of history as the inevitable progression of class struggle towards communism.

The quotation was used as the title of Jan Šejna's book on communist Cold War strategies.[

 

 

[Arpa]

How can we forget this comedian from “abdullah-hamid-stan”?

http://www.armeniapedia.org/index.php?title=Yusuf_Halacoglu

Historian Halacoglu's Comments "Racist"

On 18 August, Yusuf Halacoglu, president of the Turkish History Foundation (TTK) had made controversial comments on the ethnic make-up of Turkey at a symposium in Kayseri. Associations have called for his resignation.

b--a news centre - --stanbul

21 A--ustos 2007, Sal--

Gökce Gündüc Ayse Sah Bozdogan

At a symposium in Kayseri, central Anatolia, Yusuf Halacoglu, president of the Turkish Historical Society (TTK) had made comments on the ethnic composition of Turkey which have caused enraged reactions.

Halacoglu had claimed that "People we call Kurds are actually of Turkmen origin, while those we think are Kurdish Alevi are really of Armenian origin". He put forward the claim that "most of the people in the TIKKO (Turkey Workers' and Villagers' Liberation Army) and PKK (Kurdistan Workers' Party) organisations are Kurds of Armenian origin." Maksudyan: 'Race' is an outdated concept

Nazan Maksudyan, author of the book "Measuring Turkishness: Science Fiction Anthropology and Turkish Nationalism's Racist Aspect (1925-1939) and history PhD candidate at Sabanci University, has commented:

"It is impossible to read Halacoglu's comments without feeling alarmed. It has long been accepted by scientists that the concept of 'race' has no scientific base. Categorising people as Armenian, Kurdish, Turkmen and ascribing certain characteristics to these groups and assuming that they behave in a certain way is at best a simplification, but at its worst racism." "Race" is an exclusionary category

"We know that in the foundation years of the Turkish Republic, racism was one of the currencies affected by the nationalist paradigm and that there were serious references to the 'Turkish race' when the national history and national language theses were formulated. There was research done in the name of anthropology which was far from scientific, and the superiority of the 'Turkish race', designated as the founders of the state, was continuously emphasised. 'Race', unlike 'culture' or 'citizenship' is a category that does not allow for later membership. Its points of reference are blood, lineage and roots, which are exclusionary and result in second-class citizenship."

Maksudyan continued, "By claiming that Kurdish Alevis are really Armenians, Halacoglu has also referred to a touchstone of today's nationalism: the denial of the 1915 disaster: The Armenians did not die, they are alive with an Alevi identity."

 

 

 

 

 

[Arpa]

I case you thought I would leave "armenistan" out?

qaqam alekum salam alekum.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Khanums and Aghas,

My name is hamid mehmetoghlu.

I am a professional stand up comic, today I will speak about a non-comical serious subject.

Armenians are such a pest. They are descendants of lemmings.

“The behaviour of lemmings is much the same as that of many other rodents which have periodic population booms and then disperse in all directions, seeking the food and shelter that their natural habitat cannot provide”

In 1915, when they realized they(we) had reproduced at such a prolific rate, that they decided a mass migration(not unlike the mass migration to Glendale today) and take a dive. The rats that they are, they hired the Kirk Krkorian et al. the Pied Piper of Hamelin** to lead them through the deserts of Arabia in search of water to drown in. There not being any sea or ocean in the desert, they chose to jump in the Rivers of Euphrates and Tigris to commit mass suicide. Some of them did not drown. They swam all the way to the shores of Glendale, and they still do.

Don’t get me wrong. We love Armenia, it is our only obstacle/bridge to the (baku) Caspian and beyond. But, who are these so called Armenians? Why don’t they all mass migrate to Glendale and leave the land to us?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemming

Behaviour

The behaviour of lemmings is much the same as that of many other rodents which have periodic population booms and then disperse in all directions, seeking the food and shelter that their natural habitat cannot provide.

Lemmings of northern Norway are one of the few vertebrates who reproduce so quickly that their population fluctuations are chaotic,[1] rather than following linear growth to a carrying capacity or regular oscillations. It is unknown why lemming populations fluctuate with such variance roughly every four years, before plummeting to near extinction.[2]

While for many years it was believed that the population of lemming predators changed with the population cycle, there is now some evidence to suggest that the predator's population may be more closely involved in changing the lemming population.[3]

Myths and misconceptions

Misconceptions about lemmings go back many centuries. In the 1530s, the geographer Zeigler of Strasbourg proposed the theory that the creatures fell out of the sky during stormy weather (also featured in the folklore of the Inupiat/Yupik at Norton Sound), and then died suddenly when the grass grew in spring.[4] This was refuted by the natural historian Ole Worm, who first published dissections of a lemming, and showed that lemmings are anatomically similar to most other rodents.

While many people believe that lemmings commit mass suicide when they migrate, this is not the case. Driven by strong biological urges, they will migrate in large groups when population density becomes too great. Lemmings can and do swim and may choose to cross a body of water in search of a new habitat[5]. On occasion, and particularly in the case of the Norway lemmings in Scandinavia, large migrating groups will reach a cliff overlooking the ocean. They will stop until the urge to press on causes them to jump off the cliff and start swimming, sometimes to exhaustion and death. Lemmings are also often pushed into the sea as more and more lemmings arrive at the shore. [6]

The myth of lemming mass suicide is long-standing and has been popularized by a number of factors.

** http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pied_Piper_of_Hamelin

Plot

In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied[1] garments appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in turn promised to pay him for the removal of the rats. The man accepted, and thus played a musical pipe to lure the rats with a song into the Weser River, where all of them drowned. Despite his success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher. The man left the town angrily, but returned some time later, seeking revenge.

Edited September 24, 2008 by Arpa

[Arpa]

And the comedy goes on. The sad part is that some may think it to be funny.

This was recently aired in response to the following story.

THE SO-CALLED 'GENOCIDE OF MOUNTAIN JEWS' ALLEGEDLY COMMITTED BY ARMENIANS IS FICTION

AZG Armenian Daily

07/10/2008

National Interests

Despite the negative lessons of cultivating enmity around the South

Ossetian and Abkhazian conflicts and deliberations about Turkey's

Platform of Stability and Security, the Azerbaijani special propaganda

continues poisoning the public conscience with misinformation",

Head of the Institute of National Strategic Studies of the Armenian

Defense Ministry, Major-General, Doctor of Political Sciences Hayk

Kotanjian said when commenting allegations in Azeri mass media that

the Knesseth has made decision to investigate the "genocide" against

Mountain Jews in the north of present Azerbaijan at the beginning of

the 20th century perpetrated by Armenians.

 

According to Kotanjian, the so-called "genocide against Mountain

Jews" is pure fiction imposed on the public conscience of Israel and

Jewish Diaspora by Azeri special propagandists and their foreign

partners. "These actions aim to undermine the friendship between

Jewish and Armenian peoples having very much in common in their

centuries-old history. Besides the gift to support their century-old

cultural and historical identity and develop the intellectual potential

of hundreds of generations, our people are united by the disastrous

hardship of Genocide and Holocaust, as well as by the experience of

heroic surviving and rebirth of statehood as the Republic of Armenia

and the State of Israel", he said.

 

One thing is clear: the falsifiers' fuss is immoral, actually, it is

sneering at the memory of Armenians exterminated by gangs of Caucasian

Tatars in places of century-old friendly co-existence of Armenians

and Mountain Jews. Experts of invention of "genocide" are trying to

pass off the remains of these Armenians, victims of the massacre, as

the remains of Jews allegedly killed by Armenians. The matter concerns

the crimes of the gangs which at that time exterminated in the north

of Azerbaijan several thousands of Russian officers and soldiers who

were returning home from the Caucasian frontline, Kotanjian said.

The following story was recently re posted by some baboonistani, which turns out to be not so recent. Note that that clown had aired this story in April of 2006, three days before April 24.

Observe that the accusation is that Armenians massacred 3000 “mountain jews” (whoever the hell they may be. Are they the jews of mount Sinai?). Of course, they had to use the magical number 3 thousand in line with the assertion of those other clowns that claim Armenians massacred 3 million furks and other muslims. Is the figure 3 million a poker ante like- I see your 1.5 million and I double it.

Armenians massacred 3000 jews a thousand miles away from Yerevan when they did not have even a kitchen knife to protect their own homeland?

And now, it is te azerboobs turn to lick jewish arse. Better them than us. We tried it for many decades and all we got is gaga. It is their turn now. Are they providing oil and gas at a wholesale price? jews will not buy anything above the wholesale price. Does anyone know the old jewish adage- “I can it at the wholesale (basement) price”?

OH! HOW I WOULD LOVE TO LAUGH

Today.Az » Politics » Rovshan Mustafayev: "More than 3000 Mountain Jews were killed by Armenians during 1918-1919"

21 April 2006 [20:57] - Today.Az

Day.Az presents exclusive interview with Rovshan Mustafayev, the Director of the Human Rights Institute of the National Academy of Scince.

- Mr Mustafayev, the facts of Jews' genocide committed by Armenians in Guba region were annonced today within a framework of round table orginized by you. Tell our readers what was the point of origin for such researches?

- Recently the representatives of Mountain Jews community appealed to our Institute and told us about tragic events which took place during 1918-1919 in Guba city. According to them during those years there were mass killings of Mountain Jews committed by Armenian bandits.

Semen Ikhiilov, Head of Mountain Jews' community, writes to the Human Rights Institute of the National Academy of Scince: "In 1980s I discovered uknown facts regarding to mass killings of Jews during the period of Azerbaijanis' genocide in 1918-1919. According to the witnesses and some documents, together with Azerbaijanis more than 3000 Jews were killed. For the moment we identified 87 names. Each year on March 31st, on the day of Azerbaijanis' genocide of 1918-1919, special requiem prayers for 87 killed Jewish children, women and men are being read in the synagogues. We continue the researches of other places of mass burial in the regions of our Motherland, Azerbaijan. This letter is accompanied with the list of victims, who were killed by monsters on 19th Iyar, 5679, in Guba city," the letter says.

Moreover, you can find in archives facts that during those times the Jewish problem was presented as the Tat problem, without a national identity. That's why it was a problem of genocide committed by Armenians against the Tat ethnic group of Azerbaijan.

After we received the message from Jewish community the experts group was created for working with archives. We discovered this mass killings were committed by group headed by Amazasp under Stepan Shaumian's command.

All the materials were collected by scintillas. But even though the information content is not so wide we can still receive faithful image of murderous deeds committed by Armenians against Mountain Jews, Lezghins, Azerbaijanis during those years in Guba.

- But what was a reason of killing Mountain Jews by Armenians?

- Jews just rejected proposal to join the Dashnak's brigade against the Muslim population and tried to prevent a bloodshed. But Jewish envoy was brutally killed by the Amazasp's brigade and the mass killings were started.

- How many persons killed by Armenians thugs were identified?

- For the moment we were able to identify 87 names. Moreover, we have numerous reports from Mountain Jews about their relatives being killed by Armenians and we are working on them.

There will be a stele erected by Mountain Jews in memory of the victims and the names will be written there. That's why the complete identification is needed.

- And how those killings of Mountain Jews were committed by Armenians?

- How? And how the mass killings were commited during the Holocaust, in Babiy Yar, Hojaly, Hatyn...? Recently we received a letter from the Azerbaijan's Georgian Jews Community offering their help in restoring historical truth.

 

[garmag]

OH! HOW I WOULD LOVE TO LAUGH

 

 

Arpa jan,

Khntrum em khntas minjev goghert tsavin... ays martgayin kheghgadaguyants entmech.

Qanzi khntuqn en ahavor zenkn e janavarnerin dabalogh.

Sirov

Garo Halabitsi (Chors vodani, lav vor tsi em pokhanag avangi) yerevaqayel, bolor ardasahmani Hayerin irents abradz vayrerum qochveyin esh qan te tsi...orinag Halabesh...Beyrouthesh...you get the picture... laugh your heart out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garogh eyink nayev gochvil takhta biti...Lollllllllllllllllllllll barebakhdapar seranits joghobrel enk verchin robeyin.....!

Edited October 8, 2008 by garmag

[Arpa]

Ayo, nakhndreli e Halepi dzi qan the istanbuli esh.

“Laughter is the best medicine”

And at times, it may be the best weapon, mightier than the sword.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk...feature=related

Du al khnda im het.

Aha mi ayl tsitsagh. Arden yerkou angam du asir or du Bostan Qleb/Kleb-tsi es. Nakh, yes chgiteyi or hayer aprats en ayd vayr@, I bats Hotel Baron@.

The way you spelled it , qleb/kleb you must actually believe that it means “garden of dogs”. In fact the correct spelling of the sector is “Bustan qul Ab”, which means “garden (of) every August”. It comes from the days when that sector was just outside the old walled city of Aleppo, and it was a summer resort, a picnic area to escape the heat of the city during the heat of summer.

Btw. Once there was an Armenian enclave just outside of Nor Gyugh known as Bostan P*s*a. (On this forum we don’t use that furkish word, see my post of “bosha”- http://hyeforum.com/index.php?showtopic=13484&hl=bosha). I wonder if it is still there.

 

 

[Yervant1]

I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

AZERBAIJAN, TURKEY GOING TO SPLIT GEORGIA INTO AUTONOMIES?

 

PanARMENIAN.Net

07.10.2008 14:18 GMT+04:00

 

/PanARMENIAN.Net/ According to some Turkish and Azeri sources, Baku

and Ankara intend to increase pressure on Georgia for "federalization"

of the country.

 

Turkey and Azerbaijan are going to urge Tbilisi to restore Ajaria's

de facto autonomy, to grant a special status to the Azeri minority

of Kvemo-Kartli and repatriate Turks-Meskhetians to Georgia.

 

Ajarian autonomy has been actually abolished by Saakashvili's

government in 2004. Pursuing a tough policy of "georgification",

Tbilisi forces Ajars to register as Georgian Muslims. Turks-Meskhetians

are urged to restore "their Georgian surnames."

 

Azeri media quoted a source in the Foreign Ministry as saying that

Baku launches the procedure of granting Azerbaijani citizenship to the

residents of Georgia's Kvemo-Kartli (Borchaly). The source said that

upon completion of the procedure, Azerbaijan will demand a status of

autonomy for the region and in case of Georgia's rejection will send

troops there, RBC-daily reports.

 

Meanwhile, Milliyet Turkish daily quoted a Turkish MFA official who,

on condition of anonymity, spoke of 'guarantees of Turkic population

in Georgia.' Creation of a federation is the only way to maintain

Georgia's territorial integrity, according to him.

 

[Arpa]

AH! Those comedians in the north known as “gurjistan”.

Look at this map.

http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/commonwealth/georgia_pol99.jpg

How much will it take to cut in the west and cut in the east to join “gurjistan” to “ermenistan”, and keep those rats of "hamidistan" and "alievistan" off of our back(sides)?

But! There are some major issues. Are the orthodox Russo-Georgian and the Armenian Apostolic Churches members of the same Christian Religion or are one and the other an offshoot of Islamo-furkish?

Edited October 8, 2008 by Arpa

[Arpa]

Comedy tonight!? These guys should have a permanent spot on SNL.

Catholicism?? Is it in contrast to "shiitism"??

Just like the Americans, the British, the Georgians and ARMENIANS are Catholic?

I may suggest a better name for this clown. How about “akhmakhoglu”?

See what “akmak/akhmakh” means here, in particular #8 by Johannes; http://hyeforum.com/index.php?showtopic=1629&hl=akmak

"West wants only Catholicism to be present in the Caucasus", said the politician….

MUBARIZ AHMEDOGHLU: "WEST WISHES TO DRIVE RUSSIA OUT OF THE CAUCASUS FOREVER"

Today.Az

08 October 2008 [16:03]

Russia is not aware which policy it conducts in the Caucasus, while the

West has done an open attempt to take the Caucasus away from Russia",

said Mubariz Ahmedoghlu, head of the center of political innovations

and technologies at a press conference by results of September.

"West wishes to drive Russia out of the Caucasus forever", said

Ahmedoghlu.

He considers that religion also interferes with the political

issue. The political scientist considers that the goal is to drive

Orthodox Christians out of the region.

 

"West wants only Catholicism to be present in the Caucasus", said

the political scientist. As for the financial losses after the war

between Russia and Georgia, Ahmedoghlu noted that Armenia also tries

to benefit from this issue.

 

"Georgia which was the direct victim of this war, said it lost

$170,000,000, while Armenia, which did not take direct participation,

announced that it lost $680,000,000.

 

This figure was confirmed by official Washington, which allocated the

due amount to Armenia. It means that West decided to provide financial

assistance for Armenia to get rid of Russia", said Ahmedoghlu.

 

He said West is confident that Russia must lose more than it gained

from war with Georgia. The political scientist noted that the most

loyal expert in Russia mentions $35-40 bln, while the most radical

$450 bln.

Edited October 9, 2008 by Arpa

[Zartonk]

Yes. Imperlialist ol' West. Always in CONTINUOUS invasion of the fair & civil identity and heritage of the unadulterated Muslim of the modernized bulk, the Turk.

 

Hey man, when did that spirit of Progres...I'm sorry, POROJRES exit this Sirkyus ?

[Zartonk]

 

 

(also Imperialism=going strong)

[garmag]

...Aha mi ayl tsitsagh. Arden yerkou angam du asir or du Bostan Qleb/Kleb-tsi es. Nakh, yes chgiteyi or hayer aprats en ayd vayr@, I bats Hotel Baron@.

The way you spelled it , qleb/kleb you must actually believe that it means “garden of dogs”. In fact the correct spelling of the sector is “Bustan qul Ab”, which means “garden (of) every August”. It comes from the days when that sector was just outside the old walled city of Aleppo, and it was a summer resort, a picnic area to escape the heat of the city during the heat of summer.

 

Dear Arpa,

Truly I have not stopped laughing for the past two days...thanks to you.

 

When I was growng up in "BUSTAN KLEB" we had an aunt that must have been the grannie of "Hayacinth... the british comedy involving a hen pecked hubby under the thumb of his nouveau riche (airs and phony graces) arrivee"

 

Our aunt insisted transforming crud and vulgar sounding Armenia/Arabic/Turkish names into westernised specifically franchified sounding homonyms...

Allow meto correct you about "Bustan Kleb"... the Arabic written address of this street at the Halab post office is "BustanKleb meaning exactly garden of dogs...!

 

Our aunt who was highly french educated arrivee, married to a renowned Adanatsi...but we did not dare using Adanatsi...She jumped furiously to correct all that they are Adaniote lolllllllllll. She was Sisstsy by birth but preferred Sissiote...earning her brothers' sarcastic rechristening her as Idiote... to the detriment and amertume of our aunt, whom all comers took the mickie on her by acting very franchified flowered speak and effeminate mimicry... This she interpreted as having an influance of civilizing most of the mechanics that worked in and around BustanKleb... Majority from Nor Qyugh or Heullug...most orphans that had grown up semi literate.

Now the piece de resistance " Our aunt in the 1930's had a revultion when hre rich husband presented her a new house in Bustan Kleb... according to our families lore she was so determined that this crud name was not adequate for her new address...during a big dinner party our aunt proceeds with a sermon about the crudity of Armenians and announces that the real name of her street is indeed "Bustan Gul Ab".....

I reluctanly E-mailed to by brothers and multitude of cousins...her offsprig spread accross the globe, as well as our doyen of the family at 97 yrs.old...your comment...

 

Seriouslyall thank you for prooving the furkish policy of changing names that in time become legitimate if history is forgotten and the new name sounds logical progression towards civility? or falsification...Ainsi va la vie.

 

Please do not take offence as I am relaying facts that I lived through.

Sirov

Garo -alabtsi/Sisstsi

 

On another occasionI will give some details of the area in Halab where Armenians were predominent considerong themselves the leaders of "Syrian Armenians".

This enclave from a radius of one kilometre from hotel Baron as the epicenter... has a colourful and ancient history predating 1915...

[Arpa]

http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/lk_obama_sama500.jpg

As promised we bring booboos and oopses wherever they may be. Here is one from NewYorkistan.

BTW. Troy’s mayor is Harry Tutunjian , he is very popular doing wonders for the city. Another tidbit. Harry's father was born in one of the Armenian enclaves of Aleppo where LTP was aso born.

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Big ballot boo-boo: Osama for president?

Rensselaer County gaffe makes national news after absentee ballots misspell Barack Obama's name

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TROY NY — It could have been Ovama or Ofama. Or even Olama.

But with one "s" the Rensselaer County Board of Elections turned a single wrong letter into a national embarrassment Friday.

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama's last name is spelled "Osama" on some 300 absentee ballots mailed out this week to voters in Rensselaer County hilltowns.

Is it a Freudian slip, intentional gaffe or a mistake? Voters are sure to have opinions, and one politician pointed out that the letters "s" and "b" are not exactly keyboard neighbors.

"Of all the letters to hit by mistake," County Democratic Chairman Tom Wade said. "Unfortunately it is a mistake which negatively impacts our Democratic candidate for president."

The typo was first reported Friday on timesunion.com, and quickly grabbed national attention.

"It was crazy, everybody across the country called," said Edward McDonough, the county's Democratic elections commissioner. He said calls came in from The New York Times, the New York Post, Daily News, Wall Street Journal and Court TV.

McDonough said he was one of the people who received a misspelled absentee ballot at home, and he didn't even notice it.

Elections officials on both sides of the aisle insist a simple typographical error caused the national embarrassment. "It was a mistake innocently done," McDonough said. "We catch almost everything."

Republican officials were apologetic. "We have three different staff members who proof these things and somehow the typo got by us," said Republican Commissioner Larry Bugbee. "We really apologize."

On Row 1A, Barack Obama's name is spelled Barack Osama — a name bearing an unfortunate resemblance to terror mastermind Osama bin Laden - but further down on the Working Families line it is spelled correctly.

The Obama camp took the controversy in stride.

"We're glad officials are working to correct this error and we assume it won't happen again," Obama spokesman Blake Zeff said.

McDonough said the absentee ballots with the error went out to voters in Brunswick, Nassau, Sand Lake, Schaghticoke and Schodack. Three voters called to report the error.

By day's end, officials decided to issue new ballots to all 300 voters. They realized some people might cross out the misspelling and write in the correct spelling.

"Election law is quite clear that any corrections done on a ballot will nullify the vote, so to be safe, we re-issued them," McDonough said.

One Sand Lake resident who caught the misspelling, and who asked to be anonymous, was skeptical. "It's a little suspicious and at least grossly incompetent," the voter said.

District Attorney Richard McNally said the incident is unlikely to produce a criminal investigation.

"Both sides are saying this is an honest mistake, so unless we find out otherwise, I don't see it going that way," McNally said.

Rensselaer County is the only county in the state that prints ballots in-house.

"It saves the taxpayers a lot of money," McDonough said.

Wade said it might be time to rethink that practice.

Edited October 11, 2008 by Arpa