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2 enkeruhi xosumen u meke hartsnum e

 

txat inchpes eh?

 

tututu park astso arten bakum dod en asum ( in referance to dodi gago)

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AZERIS INTEND TO HOLD PROTEST ACTION IN FRONT OF ARMENIAN EMBASSY IN UKRAINE

 

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Azeri youth living in Ukraine will hold a protest action in front of the Armenian Embassy in Ukraine owing to the 14th anniversary of the so-called «Khojalu genocide». For that a meeting of the Organization of Azeri Youth of Ukraine is planned in Kiev January 13. The planned protest action, being organized by Azeri Diaspora members, will be the main topic discussed at the meeting. The actions will be organized on the eve of the 14th anniversary of the so-called «Khojalu genocide.»

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2 enkeruhi xosumen u meke hartsnum e

 

txat inchpes eh?

 

tututu park astso arten bakum dod en asum ( in referance to dodi gago)

 

 

 

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.

 

Socrates

 

Socrates@ henc ste sxalvela "mi ban gitem, vor vochmi ban chgitem" ete inq@ mi ban giti et vonc exav vor vochmiban chgiti?

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I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.

 

Socrates

 

Socrates@ henc ste sxalvela "mi ban gitem, vor vochmi ban chgitem" ete inq@ mi ban giti et vonc exav vor vochmiban chgiti?

 

 

Armo jan merats martu hetevits chen xosum

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wlcome to Dubai

stupid Arabs, this guy spended over a 2 billion$ for indoor wither wonderlad,

2 billion could of done lots of help for poor Arabs.

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wlcome to Dubai

stupid Arabs, this guy spended over a 2 billion$ for indoor wither wonderlad,

2 billion could of done lots of help for poor Arabs.

Did you say dumbai or dumba**? :) :)

"stupid Arabs" must be the understatement of all times.

There is old saying : Kurd@ vor arat karak gtneh, mnatsyal@ v*r# k@ qseh".

Speking of which, black karak spews out from under their v*r's, and see what they do.

Stupid Arabs! For one millionth of that money they could cavort in my backyard winter wonderland.

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Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you. We have some Armenians up here in the heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing!"

The Lord said, "Armenians are Armenians, Gabriel. Heaven is home to

all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute."

The Devil returned to the phone, "OK I'm back. What can I do for you?"

Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there."

The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?"

Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man I don't believe this.......Hold on."

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damn Armenians have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning!!"

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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

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It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy "My name is AZAT ***hauer".

 

So she said "There'll be none of that kind of thing this year, AZATIK; tell me your REAL name!".

 

The kid said "No, really teacher, it IS AZAT ***hauer. You can go across the hall to fourth grade and ask my brother if you don't believe me!"

 

Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing, the teacher went across the hall and knocked on the fourth grade classroom door.

 

The fourth grade teacher had stepped down the hall to the front office for a moment, so she entered the room and directly asked the class "Do you have a ***hauer in here?"

 

"Hell no!" replied a little kid from the front row, "We don't even get a cookie break!"

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An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her,

"What did you steal?"

She replied: a can of peaches.

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and

she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied 6.

 

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

 

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

 

He said, " What is it? "

 

The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."

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After the Dick Chaney shooting accident the FBI started an investigation. They came back and reported that the lawyer who was shot was indeed a quail. Dick Chaney said that he didn't regret it and he would do it again.
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does anybody who looks at the dick and thinks this man is not evel?

seriosly, every time i look at this asshole my blood passure goes up

what he says, how he says, when he says, the way he says, where he says

and this dick is the president of the USA :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

I hate that SOB

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