allarmeniangirl Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 (edited) Students rating their professors. - You can't cheat in her class because no one knows the answers. - His class was like milk, it was good for 2 weeks. - Houston, we have a problem. Space cadet of a teacher, isn't quite attached to earth. - I would have been better off using the tuition money to heat my apartment last winter. - Three of my friends got A's in his class and my friends are dumb. - Emotional scarring may fade away, but that big fat F on your transcript won't. - Evil computer science teaching robot who crushes humans for pleasure. - Miserable professor - I wish I could sum him up without foul language. - Instant amnesia walking into this class. I swear he breathes sleeping gas. - BORING! But I learned there are 137 tiles on the ceiling. - Not only is the book a better teacher, it also has a better personality. - Teaches well, invites questions and then insults you for 20 minutes. - This teacher was a firecracker in a pond of slithery tadpoles. - I learned how to hate a language I already know. - Very good course, because I only went to one class. - He will destroy you like an academic ninja. - Bring a pillow. - Your pillow will need a pillow. - If I was tested on her family, I would have gotten an A. - She hates you already. Edited July 27, 2006 by allarmeniangirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 A girl missed her two months.. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Funny!!!!! I thought the man was going to say, can you sleep with my wife too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=91...&q=big+deck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 By AIJAZ ANSARI, Associated Press Writer Wed Aug 23, 5:21 PM ET BOMBAY, India - When Hitler's Cross restaurant opened four days ago in a Bombay suburb, local politicians and movie industry types were on hand to celebrate beneath the posters of the Nazi leader and swastikas. ADVERTISEMENT The owner insisted then — and still does — that the name and theme of his new eatery is only meant to attract attention, even if it has outraged Bombay's Jewish community. "It's really made people very upset that a person responsible for the massacre of 6 million Jews can be glorified," Elijah Jacob, one of the community's leaders, told The Associated Press on Wednesday. But owner Puneet Sablok has refused to back down, and apart from Bombay's 4,500 Jews, there's been little controversy in India, where Holocaust awareness is limited, Hitler is regarded as just another historical figure and swastikas are an ancient Hindu symbol, displayed all over to bring luck. There are just 5,500 Jews in all of India. "It's just to attract people. There is no intention to hurt anyone," said Sablok about his spacious restaurant, which serves pastries, pizza and salad in Navi Mumbai, a northern suburb of Bombay, which is also known as Mumbai. Those objecting to the restaurant plan to ask the local government to force a name change, said Daniel Zonshine, Israel's consul general in Bombay. "Instead of Hitler's name being an example of extreme evil, this is like giving legitimacy to Hitler. It's not right to advertise his name in public," Zonshine said. But while India is ordinarily sensitive to causing religious offense — recently taking action to bar "The Da Vinci Code" movie and cartoon drawings of the prophet Muhammad — at least one local leader said the name Hitler didn't bother him. "People are unnecessarily making this into an issue," said Sudhir Jadhav, a local ruling party leader. "We have no plans to protest outside the restaurant or ask him to change the name." Diners were also quite happy eating in Hitler's Cross. "Hitler was a bad man, but what's wrong with having food here?" said Ashwini Phadnis, 22, a microbiology student as she tucked away a piece of chocolate cake. Engineering student Anand Dhillon sat with friends, sipping soft drinks. "I think the name is quite interesting. Tomorrow if someone keeps a name like Saddam Mutton Shop or George Bush Footwear , there's nothing wrong with that, is there?" he shrugged. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060823/ap_on_...t/hitler_eatery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emil Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 2 Turks with 2 donkeys were trying to find a way to tell each others donkeys apart. First they decided to cut a part of one of the donkeys ears off, the other donkey suffered an injury which made his ear look the same as the first. Then they decide to make a cut across one of the donkeys head, a couple of days later the other donkey suffers a similar injury. Frustarted, the Turks finally say to each other "You take the white donkey, I'll take the black donkey." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 (edited) Harut , no offend to you,,, Edited October 7, 2006 by konfetka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 my name is harut i'm from las vegas if you're in town my house kgas... i targel blot now go casino i krel big money and kptsnel "honey"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 my name is harut i'm from las vegas if you're in town my house kgas... i targel blot now go casino i krel big money and kptsnel "honey"... hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 I had the most embarrasing moments anyone could have had but one of still makes laugh like hell. it was during my stay at the hotel. one day i was going down in the elevator when another person whom i havent met until then started talking to me.He asked 'How are you?" and I answered "Fine" surprised at it. He then asked me "What else are you up to" and i replied "nothing". Finally he turned to me and said "Do You Mind I Am On The Phone"!!.It was then that i realized he was talking on his Mobile. - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 smilies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanVal Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 This one is from a schizophrenia patient... Two terrorists are walking down the street and one asks the other, "does my bomb look big in this?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted November 17, 2006 Report Share Posted November 17, 2006 Dumnas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 (edited) smoke kills watch the last one that says smoke kills Edited November 28, 2006 by konfetka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Error 404 Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 smoke kills watch the last one that says smoke kills Funny clip Konfetik jan. But it did not convince me to quit smoking. Please keep looking for more convincing ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Error 404 Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Mek@ gnuma abarancu tun tesnuma poqr erexun drel en paharani glxin. Harcnuma inchu eq drel senc bardsr tegh? Patasxanum en: erek kravatic @nkel er cheinq lsel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Mek@ gnuma abarancu tun tesnuma poqr erexun drel en paharani glxin. Harcnuma inchu eq drel senc bardsr tegh? Patasxanum en: erek kravatic @nkel er cheinq lsel... wow Error, ay mart xi du es vor tiv es? yesel Gitem esteghi amena tariqaovre Arpana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Error 404 Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 wow Error, ay mart xi du es vor tiv es? yesel Gitem esteghi amena tariqaovre Arpana Delav es mek@ hastat lsac cheq @Lni. Erku hat agrav urac nstac en tsari tshughin. Mek el mi 5 hat xartoc (file) trnelov galis en odi mej kangnum en u harcnum en te qaghaq@ vor koghmna. Agrav asuma aj. Xartocner@ gnum en ajov. Mek el mi hazar hat xartoc eramov galis en u harcnum en: knereq qaghaq@ vor koghmna? Es agrav@ zarmacac asuma dsax. Xartocneri eram@ dsaxova gnum. Koghqic agrav@ asuma axper es xi en 5 hatin ugharkir qaghaq en hazarnerin el urish tegh? Asuma: De qaghaqi inchina petq edqan xartoc? ------------------------------------------------------------ erku hat xartoc trnelov galis en geti mot tenum en begemonti dsag@ parkac zagara @ndunum. Harcnum en: knereq qaghaq@ vor koghmna? Begemontik@ (getadsi) asuma mi rope spaseq papais harcnem u skuma. Mi qich heto ashqi tak kaptac helnuma. Xartocner@ harcnum en: Papat inch asec? Begemont: Hech asec himar lakot eli urel es? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 abarantsu trash@ galis a, inq@ tun@ chi linum... ------ abarantsin zangum a @ngeruhun, asum a, ari mer tun, tun@ mard chka... @ngeruhin gnum a, tesnum a, vor tun@ iskakanits mard chka... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saramelkonian Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 (edited) Okay, this thread is 45 pages long, so forgive me if this joke has already been posted. In it's favour, at least it's short My Dad lived in Miami. whenever anyone would say "Hi!" to him (which in South Florida will happen 30 sisquillion times a day), he would say, "How did you know?" Edited June 4, 2007 by Saramelkonian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aratta-Kingdom Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Abarancin tesnum e poxocov mi sirun rus axchik e ancnum, uzum a kompliment ani, asi ur es gnum sari jeyran, asum a: "Kuda idyosh gorni kazyol?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aratta-Kingdom Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 LOL senc ban menak hayastanum kara lini mek@ gisherva hazarin paytac galisa qucha goruma joxovurd joxovurd, sax durs en galis asume n incha exel araa? asuma es hl@ qnac cheq?... de fraceq mi hat shrem.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aratta-Kingdom Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Gort@ patmum e @nkeruhun. -Axchi, erek gnacel ei harevan chahich, brnabarecin, esor el gnaci, eli brbabarecin.....vaxn el em gnalu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aratta-Kingdom Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 abarancin etuma bjshki mot u asuma 'bjishk vor@ achqeri het kap uni?' bjishkn asuma 'che' . esi asuma ba xi a vor voric maz em hanum achqericd arcunq galis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aratta-Kingdom Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 erevancin etumqa abaran avtoic ijnuma sksuma heraxosov xosal es abarancina galis asuma es incha- asuma heraxos asuma vonc ara hmi yes karam sranov tun zangem?, asuma ha karas tant hamar@ asa havaqem ,havaquma tan hamar@ talisa abarancun, esi te inch asem kniksa asuma qfur tur asuma vekal du qfur tur im dzenic kchanachi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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