vava Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Sorry Vava this is the funniest line I've read here style_images/master/snapback.png Although, I still the liked the Auger Episode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Auger Episode OOOO Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 I have not slept for 2 nights straight. I have been having trouble falling a sleep the past few weeks and 2-3 days a week I have been getting up at 1, 2AM and not being able to sleep after. last night and the night prior I did not sleep at all. now I am a zombie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 I have not slept for 2 nights straight. I have been having trouble falling a sleep the past few weeks and 2-3 days a week I have been getting up at 1, 2AM and not being able to sleep after. last night and the night prior I did not sleep at all. now I am a zombie. style_images/master/snapback.png Azat jan how about some scotch or bourbon to aid in sleeping.Red wine helps too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 I have not slept for 2 nights straight. I have been having trouble falling a sleep the past few weeks and 2-3 days a week I have been getting up at 1, 2AM and not being able to sleep after. last night and the night prior I did not sleep at all. now I am a zombie. style_images/master/snapback.png zonqachs qorana, es inch ornes @ngel Azat jan? qez shat shtap artsakurt e petq gnal ay estex http://www.thevillageatsquaw.com/index.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 I have not slept for 2 nights straight. I have been having trouble falling a sleep the past few weeks and 2-3 days a week I have been getting up at 1, 2AM and not being able to sleep after. last night and the night prior I did not sleep at all. now I am a zombie. style_images/master/snapback.png ap de spasi jam@ 3am koghmer@ yes el em helnum - MSG ara NArdi k@xaranq ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 I have not slept for 2 nights straight. I have been having trouble falling a sleep the past few weeks and 2-3 days a week I have been getting up at 1, 2AM and not being able to sleep after. last night and the night prior I did not sleep at all. now I am a zombie. style_images/master/snapback.png Stress, maybe? It's not good for you - try to get relax, get a nice massage... maybe try Armat's remedies... Let's hope it doesn't continue much longer. Whenever I have bouts of insomnia, the more I think about not-sleeping, the more difficult it gets to sleep. The more I don't sleep - the more stressed I get about not sleeping... it's vicious. I would guess that relaxation and exercise usually help me.... but the scotch/bourbon probably works too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Azat, hope it it will go way soon. In my case I am having the opposite problem these days, I don't get enough sleep and if I don't drink enough coffee I will fall asleep at work. Have 2 more 14 hour work days to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Thanks everyone. I slept like a baby last night from 11:30 till 6:30 Movses, 4-5 days ago one night when I was sleepless I got out of bed and went to the refrigerator doe some "ttu kalam"(sour courts from Trader Joe), but it had gone bad so in the middle of the night I decided to make my own. Let me tell you today I had some and in 2 days it would be perfectly ready. Vai mama jan et inch ttu a egel... Cabbage, baby carrots, dill, green beans, garlic cucumbers, cauliflower, bay leaf and celery. Mosjan, mi sish oghi ar ari xashats kartoshkayov utent aper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 (edited) Movses jan tes ha hankarts menak chgas, Garoain, Edoin, Ruboin, Evelinain, Sipanin, Harutin, Vavain, Anetain, Maralin, Extrain, En extrain @nkeroch anun@ inche er? Ha Arnoldin zandi ekek miasin utenq Edited September 2, 2005 by Azat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anoushik Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 What the hell is happening to this world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 I am on this apple cleanse for 3 days and I am on the second day and I think I am going to die. I NEED FOOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 I am on this apple cleanse for 3 days and I am on the second day and I think I am going to die. I NEED FOOD. style_images/master/snapback.png what's an apple cleanse? does that mean ONLY apples for 3 days?Or is that the name of a product??? oh and I'm hoping you don't die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantom22 Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 (edited) I went on many a fast where all I had for days was water. Looking 35 at 60 is not something that comes easy, Azat. NO PAIN, NO GAIN. Edited September 6, 2005 by phantom22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 what's an apple cleanse? does that mean ONLY apples for 3 days?Or is that the name of a product??? oh and I'm hoping you don't die style_images/master/snapback.png apple cleanse Apples contain the fibres cellulose (which binds with water and increase faecal bulk), and pectin (which is exceptionally detoxifying). Pectin also helps lower cholesterol, eliminates bile acids from the intestines, and chelates heavy metals such as aluminium, mercury, lead and cadmium and escorts them out of the body via the bowel. The apple cleanse can be done by any healthy adult, but do check first with your doctor. Don't do this fast without the advice of your Doctor if you are underweight, pregnant, or if you have medical problems, This cleanse lasts for two or three days (never more, except under your Doctor's supervision). Eat only apples, any variety, but organic if possible. You can have as many as you like, but chew them well and crunch up the seeds as well, as they contain valuable nutrients which help the cleansing. You might find it easier to put the whole apple and core in a food processor so that it breaks up the core for you. Chew the processed apple well, so that saliva with its enzymes gets incorporated into the apple. During these 2 or 3 days you are not eating anything other than apples, and the only drinks are clean water and herbal tea, sweetened with a little honey if desired. Great cleansing teas during this fast are nettle, solidago (golden rod) or goldenseal. Do not use goldenseal if pregnant, or for more than a week at a time. This is a fast-track cleanse and you will quite likely suffer a headache during some of this time. Make sure you're drinking enough water (1½ - 2 litres a day). ---------- I have done this a few times. It is a GREAT way to detoxify your body. And not a bad idea to do it once a year maybe twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 (edited) Azat jan this is really fascinating I am also due for pipes cleaning. Are you rushing to toilet often with diarrhea? The reason I am asking that while on this cleanse I will be working as well. By the way I read somewhere (can’t remember where) that apple seeds contain traces of Cyanide and not recommended for consumption. Just did a gogol search on apple seeds and backle your seat Azat,many sites saying things like this Apple seeds from a single apple that are swallowed whole or chewed and eaten in such small quantities are harmless. A single case of fatal cyanide poisoning has been documented in an adult who chewed and swallowed a cup of apple seeds. Why? Unknown! Since the cyanogenic glycosides in apple seeds must be hydrolyzed in the gastro enteric tract before cyanide is released, several hours may elapse before symptoms appear. Symptoms may include abdominal pain, vomiting, lethargy and profuse sweating. Cyanosis is not inevitable. In severe intoxications, coma develops and may be accompanied by titanic convulsions, muscle flaccidity and incontinence. Conscious patients may require only gastric lavage (stomach pumped) to recover completely. Azat but chew them well and crunch up the seeds as well, as they contain valuable nutrients which help the cleansing. That is exactly what every site I checked said not to do since moistening the seeds by crushing them releases the cyanide. Edited September 6, 2005 by Armat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 speaking of which I’m on a prune cleansing diet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 speaking of which I’m on a prune cleansing diet style_images/master/snapback.png ohh boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 No not at all Armat jan. However I do have to mention one thing. I do not drink much water. Normally about 2-3 cups a week(yes a week) but because of this I am doing about a liter(forcing myself) the last day you go more often but nothing bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 Yes el asum em mi tesak hota halis forumits Es amen@ PorHarik en k@pel Babam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 Yes el asum em mi tesak hota halis forumits Es amen@ PorHarik en k@pel Babam style_images/master/snapback.png Ed....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Armat,I had heard that the seeds contain cyanide...I saw a report on TV,where this young man said he cured his cancer eating massive amounts of apple seeds...I can't remember the details now,but he was convinced it cured his cancer. who knows.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 hahaha. It cures cancer but you die from cyanide poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 1st day on my Apple cleanse Thanks Azat for inspiring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Could I just get an iPod and listen to it instead when I go to Taco Bell for my Apple Cleanse? If you get the right combination of items there, usually you can get a very good "cleanse". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 3rd day. I am rather suprised that my energy level has stayed the same and even higher.I somehow expected to feel weak and not have energy but nothing to this effect.Wow, apples baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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