Comedistan

[Yervant1]

What a moron!!!!!!!!!!

 

ARMENIA NOT INTERESTED IN PEACEFUL RESOLUTION TO CONFLICT - AZERI PRESIDENT

 

Interfax

Dec 1 2010

Russia

 

Yerevan is deliberately escalating its conflict with Baku, said

Azerbaijan's President Ilham Aliyev.

 

"Instead of holding talks in the atmosphere of goodwill to resolve the

conflict within the shortest possible period of time, Armenia prefers

to follow the path of escalating the conflict with unpredictable

consequences," he said at a plenary session of the OSCE summit in

Astana on Wednesday.

 

"[Armenia] constantly violates the ceasefire, holds military drills

in occupied territories, tries to change the historical names of

occupied towns and villages, organizes illegal civilian settlements

in the occupied territory, trying to make the situation irreversible

and the peaceful process pointless," the Azeri president said.

 

"Armenia's behavior at the talks is making us think that Armenia is

not aspiring to peace, not aspiring to the liberation of occupied

territories, but would rather want to preserve the status quo for

a long period of time and make the negotiating process pointless,"

Aliyev said.

[Zartonk]

organizes illegal civilian settlements

in the occupied territory

 

Somebody please call his BS

[Arpa]

Somebody please call his BS

Yes Zartonk, a big BS

This is even more hilarious;

"tries to change the historical names of occupied towns and villages, organizes illegal civilian settlements".

After all this is Comedistan!!

Edited December 4, 2010 by Arpa

[Arpa]

ԽԱՐԱՐՈՒԹՅՈՒՆ??

Take a look at this picture;

 

http://news.am/pic/news/42166.jpg

 

Can you guess what they are trying to say?

Aren't you glad they did not write խարարուՑյուն

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Regional transport hubs may be connected with North-South highway

December 17, 2010 | 19:27

On December 17, Armenian Minister of Transport and Communication Manuk Vardanyan received Eduard Biriucov, Secretary General of TRACECA intergovernmental commission.

Vardanyan informed Biriucov of Armenia’s participation in the work of project titled International logistics centers of the Caucasus and western CIS states, ministry’s press service informed NEWS.am.

The matter concerns possible variants of linking regional railways with highway of logistics center, and connection with the North-South highway

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Edited December 18, 2010 by Arpa

[Harut]

i'm not sure if you're serious or joking... but it's of course part of նախարարություն...

[Yervant1]

This is so funny!

 

 

Trend, Azerbaijan

Jan 6 2011

 

Azerbaijani expert: 2011 will be decisive for Armenian statehood

 

06.01.2011 16:34 Azerbaijan, Baku, Jan. 6 / Trend M.Aliyev /

 

 

2011 will be decisive for the Armenian statehood, Political Innovation

and Technology Center head Mubariz Ahmadoglu said at a news conference

today.

 

"Most of the events that occurred in Armenia in 2010 were negative and

the unresolved. Nagorno-Karabakh conflict is in the center of it all,"

Ahmadoglu said.

 

He said over the past year, a number of problems became evident in

Armenia, including a demographic crisis, assimilation of the Diaspora,

price increase on the background of economic crisis, problems in the

military.

 

There were quite tense moments for the Armenian authorities, Ahmadoglu

said, citing the differences arising between the parliamentary speaker

and president as example.

 

"In 2010, one of the most important events in Armenia is the gathering

of a terrorist organization ASALA in the country. This meeting has

negatively affected the socio-political life of the country and led to

the weakening of the Armenian Diaspora in the U.S. and Russia,"

Ahmadoglu said.

He said the OSCE Minsk Group should draw conclusions from the fact

that Armenia is controlled by a terrorist organization and understand

that the party, which unleashed the Nagorno-Karabakh conflict, avoids

a peaceful solution to this problem.

 

The conflict between the two South Caucasus countries began in 1988,

when Armenia made territorial claims against Azerbaijan. Armenian

armed forces have occupied 20 percent of Azerbaijan since 1992,

including the Nagorno-Karabakh region and 7 surrounding districts.

 

Azerbaijan and Armenia signed a ceasefire agreement in 1994, with the

co-chairs of the OSCE Minsk Group, comprising Russia, France, and the

U.S., currently holding the peace negotiations.

 

Armenia has not yet implemented the U.N. Security Council's four

resolutions on the liberation of the Nagorno-Karabakh and surrounding

regions.

Edited January 7, 2011 by Yervant1

[Ashot]

Mi or meronq gzhveluen u azerbadrjannerin hoghin havasaracnen, naftnel vekalen, furkerinel hetner@ taghen... Serzh jan, tes inches anum qani gahi vraes mihat et azerbadrjan@ vekalneq mez drancel vtarenq israel, togh etan endegh u asen vor 11erord daric israel@ irancna...

[Arpa]

In fact I found a better version of the video which I will air in a proper thread. Btw, On a serious note, she sings very well.

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http://news.am/eng/news/44413.html

Googoosh rejected Azerbaijanis and started singing in Armenian (video)

 

January 13, 2011 | 16:20

Azerbaijani media slammed Googoosh (Faeqah Atashin), an Iranian singer of Azerbaijani descent, who intends to visit Armenia.

“Googoosh was invited to give concerts in Azerbaijan. However, the organizers said she refused to perform in Azerbaijan stressing she intends to give a concert in Armenia. Honestly, we should think over whether we need arrival of an Azerbaijani singer who does not attach importance to the fact that Azerbaijan is at war with Armenia and sings Armenian songs,” Azerbaijani journalists write

[Arpa]

APRIL FOOL AGAIN?

This is Comedistan. Who is laughing?

Are we having fun yet? More than a BARREL OF MONKEYS? The barrel is spilling over again.

 

http://www.emblibrary.com/el/product_images/B1332.jpg

 

Pullleezze! It is not funny!!!

 

It is that time of the year, Comedy Tonight, when all the comedians and monkeys come out of the barrel.

Yet some of us will dance to these tunes. DISGUSTING!!!!

There are more vulgar versions ..but…

I am more ashamed that he may be of Marashtsi heritage.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy_WoNJpKL8

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http://news.am/eng/news/47042.html

 

February 07, 2011 | 15:07

Official Ankara is aware psychological barriers are not easy to overcome so it is going to take an active part in the April 24 commemorations. Turkey believes Armenian-Turkish protocols reached a stalemate because of the psychological barrier. However, they will be put into practice, Sabah reports.

Ankara set itself a task to take steps to help get over the psychological blows. This year, the first ever time, Turkey has sent its representative to commemorate the Holocaust victims. Turkish State Minister was the first high-ranking Turkish official to visit Auschwitz.

 

Turkish authorities want to show a similar approach on April 24, calling for active participation in Armenians-held events.

 

In this context, at its sitting last December the Turkish National Security Council, made a decision on developing ties with the Armenian community by taking part in Armenians-held events.

 

To establish ties with the Armenian people Turkey will first of all try to establish a dialogue with the Armenian community.

 

The Armenian Diaspora will also be involved in the Armenian-Turkish reconciliation process. Turkey has lifted the political boycott of the countries that recognized the Armenian Genocide. Evidence thereof is the fact that the Turkish President recently met with his Argentine counterpart. The Canadian Minister of International Trade, as well as officials of other countries that recognized the Armenian Genocide, are to visit Turkey soon.

 

The Armenian Genocide resolution is expected to be put on the U.S. Congress agenda again. Official Ankara will not have the Obama administration take any steps to the detriment of Turkey-U.S. relations.

Edited February 10, 2011 by Arpa

[Yervant1]

I couldn't find a better place to put it. What will they think of next.

 

Israel threatened Azerbaijan to recognize Nagorno-Karabakh

President of Azerbaijan Ilham Aliyev signed a decree, which approved the agreement between Azerbaijan’s MFA and State of Palestine disposal of material-technical support to Palestinian Embassy in Baku.

 

“Pia.az” informs that the agreement was signed on January 31 in Baku. The phrase “State of Palestine” is underscored in the agreement. Official Baku used not to define “Palestine” though has been supporting the idea in the international organizations.

 

Having signed that decree Ilham Aliyev approved Azerbaijan recognizes Palestine. A “Pia.az” source told that the Israeli party appeared with touch counteract for Baku.

 

“The reason to cease the activities of Israeli Embassy in Azerbaijan was that fact. Israel threatened Azerbaijan who establishes relations with Palestine.”

 

Israeli MFA addressed a message to Azerbaijan saying that Israel would recognize Nagorno-Karabakh if Baku didn’t revise its policy.

 

Source: Panorama.am

[Arpa]

MIXED NUTS

 

http://images04.olx.com/ui/10/75/17/f_151606817-b23be8dc.jpeg

 

 

Noces et Noah? Is that all there is to Armenian Culture and History? That drunken clown noah and his dinghy?

 

http://www.seligman.org.il/NoahDoveReturns.jpg

 

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/paperboatR2508_468x344.jpg

 

Here is his "ark"

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/paperboatR2508_468x293.jpg

And this him in his ark. Glad to see that some others have acynical sense of humor.

http://www.riverlorian.com/Fun-Noah.GIF

 

They come in all shapes, colors and ethnicities, all the way from Indiana to Italia. All the way from so called evangelical nuts to spaced out space-moon walkers. Buzz Aldrin? I think his brain was “buzzed” out in space. And now this Italian “nut-cracker”?

In the Italian nut=noce (pr. nocheh) Did this Italian nut also compose the tune of Mer Hayrenik?

http://hyeforum.com/index.php?showtopic=27198&st=0&p=270617&hl=chinzese%20evangelicals&fromsearch=1entry270617

 

I don’t know what version of the Bible they are reading. Nowhere in the Bible it is said that the Ark rested on Masis Sar. Read it again "mounatainS” of Ararat is in the plural. They ignore the fact that in that Land there were other mountains like Sipan and Maratouk.

Gen.8

[4] And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat.

And of course our genius translators would ignore the pluralizing S above and attribute the passage to the most prominent peak in the region..

4Եօթներորդ ամսի քսանեօթին տապանը նստեց Արարատ լերան վրայ:

Եւ նստա́ւ տապանն յեւթներորդում ամսեանն ՛ի քսանեւեւթն ամսոյն ՛ի լերինս արարատայ:

 

Biblical Hebrew אררט

Just as any other Semitic script it is read from right to left.

Therefore the first from right is the so called alef=A, the two following are supposed to be resh=R and the last is supposed to taw=T. Drat!!! Where are the other vowels?

אררט ... Greek: Αραράτ =(Ararat)

 

Where does this Noce Italiano talk about real Armenian History and Culture except for reference to Kurds and other turds. And, we have to regale that some other nut speaks about us? On a positive note, at least he uses the A word and G word.

http://www.azg.am/AM/2011032418

«ԱԶԳ» ՕՐԱԹԵՐԹ #51, 2011-03-24

Մշակույթ

ԻՏԱԼԱՑԻ ՀԵՏԱԶՈՏՈՂԻ ՀԱՅԿԱԿԱՆ ՆՈՐ ՈՒՍՈՒՄՆԱՍԻՐՈՒԹՅՈՒՆՆԵՐԸ

Ցուցադրություն Սեւրի Սամուել Մուրադյան մշակութային կենտրոնում

Ինչպես տեղեկացնում է ֆրանսահայ մեր լրատուն, Ազատ Վարդանեան ծածկանունով ստորագրող իտալացի աշխարհագրագետի, ճանապարհորդի, հետազոտողի ու լեռնագնացի տարիների ուսումնասիրությունների առարկան առնչվել է հայ ժողովրդի անցյալին ու հայկական հնագույն քաղաքակրթությանը:

Իր «Դուդուկի քաղցրահնչուն մեղեդի» գրքում նա զետեղել է իսլամացած հայերի հետ տարբեր զրույցներ:

Մեկ շաբաթ առաջ Վենետիկի Սբ Ղազար մայրավանքում իտալացի հետազոտողի «Արարատ. Նոյան տապանի հետքերով» ցուցահանդեսըՙ մեծադիր նկարներով, ներկայացնում էր հայոց բիբլիական լեռըՙ որպես հայության խորհրդանիշ: Ուշագրավ է հատկապես նրա 20 տարիների ուսումնասիրությունները Նոյան տապանի եւ Արարատի ստորոտում գտնվող քրդաբնակ գյուղերի վերաբերյալ: Այս վայրերում նա հայտնաբերել է ցեղասպանության զոհ բազմաթիվ հայերի գերեզմաններ: Նա նաեւ բացահայտել է, որ այդ գյուղերում ապրող քրդերի մեծ մասը իսլամացած հայեր են:

Ազատ Վարդանեանը մարտի 26-ին մեկ օրով կհյուրընկալվի Սեւրի Սամուել Մուրադյան կենտրոնում, որի պատվո սրահում կցուցադրեն նրա լուսանկարչական աշխատանքները վերոհիշյալ թեմաներով, կտրվի դասախոսությունՙ «Արարատ լեռան քաղաքակրթությունը» թեմայով, անդրադարձ նրա հայկական անցյալի հետքերին: Կներկայացվեն Նոյան տապանի փնտրտուքների մասին պատմող եւ քուրդ բնակիչների կյանքը նկարագրող նյութեր:

Օտար գիտնականի այս վկայությունները եւ նոր տվյալները 96 տարի առաջ տեղի ունեցած Հայոց ցեղասպանության իրողության փաստացի եւս մեկ արձանագրություն են:

Մ. Բ.

 

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http://ankakh.com/2010/10/64498/

 

 

Իտալացի լեռնագնացը փաստում է Նոյյան տապանի գոյությունը

http://ankakh.com/2010/10/64498/

March 24, 2011

ԱՇԽԱՐՀՈՒՄ, Օրվա լուր | ankakh | Հոկտեմբերի 28, 2010 13:20

 

Իտալացի լեռնագնացը, ով արդեն մի քանի տարի հանրությանը ներկայանում է որպես Ազատ Վարդանյան անվամբ, Արարատ լեռան գագաթին շուրջ քսան տարվա ուսումնասիրությունների արդյունքում Նոյյան տապանի գոյությունը հավաստող բազմաթիվ մասունքներ է հայտնաբերել:

Թուրքական հետապնդումներից խուսափելու եւ պեղումները Արարատի գագաթին շարունակելու համար նա լրատվամիջոցներում չի հրապարակում իր իսկական անուն-ազգանունը: Իտալացի լեռնագնացը այժմ Հայաստանում է Ճարտարապետության ազգային թանգարան-ինստիտուտի եւ Մշակույթի հայկական ֆոնդի հրավերով: «Չնայած առաջին անգամ եմ Հայաստանում, բայց իմ սիրտը վաղուց ձեր երկրում է: Ես Արարատի փեշին եմ «ծերացել»:

Արարատ լեռը, Նոյյան տապանի մնացորդները ուսումնասիրելու հնարավորություն ունենալու համար ստիպված եմ եղել հազար ու մի ձեւերով խաբել թուրքերին»,- «Արմենպրես»-ի հետ զրույցում ասաց նա: Թուրքիայի տարածքում իր գործունեության իրական նպատակները թաքցնելու համար իտալացին ոչխարի հոտ է գնել եւ Արարատի փեշերին մի քուրդ ընտանիքի հետ զբաղվում է ոչխարաբուծությամբ:

Շուրջ քսան տարի առաջ հենց քրդերն են նրան օգնել հասկանալու, թե 20-րդ դարի սկզբին ինչ է կատարվել Արարատի փեշերին: Հայկական արմատներ ունեցող մի քուրդ երիտասարդ պատմել է նրան, թե ինչու են ամեն քայլափոխի մարդկային ոսկորներ ու ավերակներ հանդիպում իրենց: Եվ իտալացի լեռնագնացը, ով սկզբում մեկ նպատակ ուներ միայն` Արարատ լեռը մագլցել ու աստվածաշնչյան Նոյան տապանի հետքերով գնալ, սկսել է ուսումնասիրել նաեւ հայոց ջարդերի պատմությունը:

Սեփական ուսումնասիրությունների վրա հիմնվելով` նա այսօր պնդում է, որ Եղեռնի օրերին մոտ 200 հազար հայ է սպանվել Արարատի փեշերին: «Թուրքերը հաճախ հող են բերում, լցնում այդ ոսկորների վրա, բայց որոշ ժամանակ անց դրանք նորից գետնի երես են դուրս գալիս: Իսկ թուրքերը ամեն անգամ չեն կարող հասնել այդ բարձունքներին, քանի որ վախ ունեն քրդերից»,- ասում է Ազատ Վարդանյանը: Լեռնագնացը Արարատի գագաթին փայտի կտոր է հայտնաբերել 4500 մետր բարձրության վրա:

Նրա խոսքով` առաջին անգամ է առհասարակ նման բարձրության վրա փայտ հայտնաբերվում. դրա վրա կան կուպրի հետքեր: Ա. Վարդանյանը քարտեզագրել է Արարատի փեշերին եղած հայկական գյուղերի ավերակները եւ այն վայրը, որտեղ, ըստ իր ապացույցների, հանգրվանել էր Նոյյան տապանը:

Իր գտածոները իտալացի լեռնագնացը տեղափոխելու է Վենետիկի Սուրբ Ղազար կղզու Մխիթարյան միաբանություն, որտեղ ստեղծվել են համապատասխան պայմաններ դրանք անվնաս պահելու համար: Այնուհետեւ հայկական մշակույթին եւ Նոյյան տապանին նվիրված ցուցահանդեսներ են կազմակերպվելու նախ իտալական քաղաքներում, ապա` Եվրոպայում:

 

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/paperboatR2508_468x344.jpg

 

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/paperboatR2508_468x293.jpg

 

http://www.riverlorian.com/Fun-Noah.GIF

 

 

**

I can’t find the words for "Մարադուկ բարձր Սարին Ձիւն ա կիուել կատարին/Maratouk Bardzr Sari, Dziun a kitvel katarin". Of course we know this;

 

Խոսք՝ Ակադեմ. Մ. Աբեղյանի, երաժշտ.՝ Կոմիտասի

 

Լօ՜, լօ՜, լօ՜, - Սիփանա սեգ սարի վրա,

Կտրիճները շտապով գալիս են միանում,

Այնտեղ անվախ որդիք հսկա լեռան վերա,

Զենք ու զրահի են ընթանում:

Ահա' վառվում են՝ զինվում,

Սանձակոծ ձի հեծնում անհամբեր,

Արյունը նըրանց բորբոք սրտի մեջ եռում,

Թռչում, անցնում անհամբեր,

Զերթ Սիփանա պինդ քամին,

Սլանում են դեպի ցած,

Դաշտի միջին թշնամուն

Պատահում են - և մեծ վրեժ անմոռաց,

Ահեղ կռվում նրանից առնում,

Հատու սուսերը հանում,

Ցեղապետին են սպանում,

Եվ զերթ կիզող հուր վառվում:

Այժմ բոլոր ցեղն ոտի կանգնած՝

Թշնամու դեմ մահառիթ մարտի է կանչում,

Արյան մեծ վրեժը թշնամուց պահանջում,

Եվ թշնամին մարտըված՝

Թողնում փախչում սարե-սար՝

Հետ ձգելով մեծ ավար:

Արյուն թափեցին փոխանակ արյան,

Արյուն քամեց ծարավի սուսեր,

Նրան հագեցած՝ դրեցին պատյան,

Ելնում են ի լեռ՝ սեգ Սիփանն ի վեր,

Սեգ Սիփանա կանաչ գլխին հաղթող

Ցեղն անում է մեծ խնդում,

Եվ ամպերի թանձրության միջից

Հըսկա Սիփանն ամբողջ թնդում.

Էլ չե'ն գալիս մեզ մոտ թշնամիք,

Սուր տեսան մեր պողպատիք:

_________________

Edited March 25, 2011 by Arpa

[Yervant1]

http://www.rferl.org/content/article/3550444.html

 

Azerbaijan A Model of Tolerance - Aliyev

April 07, 2011

 

BAKU -- Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev said today his country can

serve as an example to the world of national and religious tolerance,RFE/RL's Azerbaijani Service reports.

 

Addressing the World Forum on Intercultural Dialogue in Baku, Aliyev

said "everyone lives like one family in Azerbaijan. No national or

religious confrontations or misunderstandings have existed here. We

give preference to ensuring national and religious tolerance in

Azerbaijan at the state level."

Some 435 people from 20 countries are participating in the forum,

which lasts until April 9.

 

Attendees at the forum include Parliamentary Assembly of the Council

of Europe President Mevlut Cavusoglu, Islamic Educational, Scientific

and Cultural Organization (ISESCO) Director-General Abdulaziz bin

Osman al-Tuveycri, and former Council of Europe Secretary-General

Walter Schwimmer.

 

The Baku forum is an initiative of the Azerbaijani government with the

support of the Council of Europe, the North-South Centre, UNESCO, the

UN Alliance of Civilizations, and ISESCO.

 

Despite President Aliyev's claims, however, Azerbaijan's record

regarding ethnic and religious tolerance is not spotless.

 

Azerbaijan has had problems with some of its minority ethnic groups,

For example, the Lezgin, Talysh, and Avar minorities complain

periodically of being forcibly assimilated by state officials.

 

Aliyev also did not mention in his speech the ethnic conflict between

Azerbaijanis and Armenians that centers on the dispute over the

breakaway Azerbaijani region of Nagorno-Karabakh, which is controlled

by Armenians.

 

In February 1988, outraged Azerbaijanis responded to Armenian calls

for the transfer of the then-Nagorno-Karabakh Autonomous Oblast of the

Soviet Union to Armenian jurisdiction by killing dozens of Armenians

in a three-day rampage in the coastal city of Sumgayit.

 

Hundreds of thousands of ethnic Armenians fled Azerbaijan during the

six-year war over Karabakh, while similar numbers of Azerbaijanis fled

Karabakh and adjoining regions of Azerbaijan that were taken by

Armenian forces.

 

Additionally, in the past decade, authorities in the Azerbaijani

exclave of Naxcivan have been accused of destroying ancient Armenian

cemeteries.

 

The U.S. State Department wrote in its most recent Religious Freedom

report that Azerbaijan enforces "legal restrictions on religious

freedom" that include bans on "the call to prayer in some areas." It

says the government has also demolished and closed mosques, raided

religious communities, and confiscated religious literature.

 

It said Jehovah's Witnesses and unsanctioned Muslim groups "were often

targets" of harassment.

 

Meanwhile, the Baku-based opposition group Republican Alternative

today quoted Council of Europe Secretary-General Thorbjorn Jagland as

saying in a letter to Aliyev last month that the "intercultural

dialogue" at the Baku forum would benefit Azerbaijanis only if

Cavusoglu's participation results in the release of jailed Azerbaijani

journalist Eynulla Fatullayev.

 

The European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg has ordered that

Fatullayev, who international rights groups say is being held on

trumped-up charges because of his political activities, be released

and paid compensation by the government.

[Arpa]

:jerry:

?georgy georgy?

Why is there even a "country" known as georgia? Who is that "george"? Don't tell me G W Bush, georgy porgy** as if he knew how to spell the word.

**

Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry,

When the boys came out to play

Georgie Porgie ran away.

 

http://news.am/pic/news/54620.jpg

 

http://news.am/pic/news/54620.jpg

 

75 year old grandmother surgically severs fiber optic cables? One wonders if she can surgically trim her fingernails.

Here is her picture;

http://www.reporter.am/images/StandardImage/IMG_0153.jpg

 

Note her alleged fictional name- Hayastan Shakarian??

And you thought the biggest comedians of the region lived in the west of Arax River or the east of Artsakh. Look who is competing for first place.

---

Yesterday;

http://news.am/eng/news/54563.html

 

Georgian press reported that Hayastan Shakaryan damaged cable connecting Armenia to the global network.

An old woman from Georgia denies any accusation. “Look at me, could I damage a cable in a gorge?” 75 years old woman said.

 

http://news.am/eng/news/54620.html

 

YEREVAN. - Three out of four cables connecting Armenia to the global network were damaged in Georgia twice over the recent 16 days.

The last damage cut off majority of the Armenian internet users. Three days later Georgian sources reported it was caused by Hayastan Shakaryan, a 75 years old woman of Armenian origin. Georgian Internal Ministry said the woman was looking for copper near the village of Ksani on March 28 and damaged fiber optic cable.

All the mentioned events could still happen but there are certain facts that cast doubt on disclosure by the Georgian Ministry of Internal Affairs. Firstly, the cable was damaged at the section having strategic importance from the viewpoint of information security.

Secondly, Georgians note that the woman was looking for copper but forgot that fiber optic backbone cable is made of fiber optic, not copper.

Another point is whether 75-year-old woman is physically capable to digging in and removing a cable. The arrested woman also claimed she could not. If we imagine that she managed to do it then she had to spend the whole day digging and removing it. In this case why was this fact neglected by Georgian controllers who are ensuring security of a key junction providing considerable part of Armenia and Georgia with the internet?

Finally, Georgian Internal Ministry named the suspect only three days after she was arrested. Why were they concealing her name for three days?

The case resembles a farce especially after part of cables connecting Armenia to the World Wide Web was damaged again on April 7. This time Georgian side failed to find “grandma looking for copper”.

Surprisingly, the Armenian officials responsible for information security are still silent. Neither National Security Council, nor other institution issued any statement commenting on these events. One gets an impression that those responsible for information security do not understand importance of the internet both for the state and population.

Once such an accident occurs overseas, joint inter-governmental groups are set up to investigate causes of the damage and assesses financial losses.

In this case governmental institutions should protect interests of the internet operators functioning in Armenia, as legally this case is considered force majeure and companies cannot protect their interest in courts.

Armenian institutions should clearly explain to Georgian neighbors that ensuring of Armenia’s internet security should be perfectly fulfilled.

Presently Armenia is connected to the internet through 6 foreign channels – four in Georgia and two in Iran.

Edited April 8, 2011 by Arpa

[Yervant1]

Hizballah and Hamas in Armenia! What are they smoking?

 

 

Israel again puts Armenia on generous countries list

 

April 8, 2011 - 12:02 AMT 07:02 GMT

PanARMENIAN.Net -

 

 

On the threshold of Easter festivities, Israel's national security

council advises Israeli citizens to avoid traveling to Georgia and

Armenia, where they can be kidnapped by Hizballah and Hamas

terrorists.

The decision was evidently prompted by the countries' vicinity with

Iran, according to IzRus portal. Armenia and Georgia were also put on

the previous list of dangerous countries issued in February 2011.

[Arpa]

What are they smoking? Hummus and falafel?

 

Remember this?

 

http://hyeforum.com/index.php?showtopic=13369&st=0&p=162462&hl=hamastan&fromsearch=1entry162462

 

Some of us may see the day when jerusalem will be a big hummus stand and telaviv a falafel store.

Edited April 10, 2011 by Arpa

[Arpa]

Eshou Glokh. Or should I say Eshou Poch, Eshou Vor?

 

He does not need our help. He is fast making an ass of himself.

Is there anyone left that he has not insulted? Oh yeah! This one, note the featural similarities;

 

http://www.legalnewsline.com/content/img/f211391/hitler.jpg

 

 

http://news.am/eng/news/55481.html

 

Erdogan insults not French MP but descendent of Armenian Genocide survivors

 

 

http://news.am/pic/news/55481.jpg

 

April 15, 2011 | 10:04

French parliamentarian who asked question and got a sharp response from Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan in PACE turned to be of Armenian origin.

Muriel Marland-Militello is a granddaughter of Armenian Genocide survivor. Militello told Turkish NTV channel that her grandmother and grandfather lived in Istanbul before 1915. Her grandfather’s name was Seyran (Armenian name). In 1915 they were warned about future events and managed to escape, she said.

Commenting on Erdogan’s response French MP said he made a mistake answering so.

“From the very first sentence I understood that he said something insulting French people. I did not reply as such conduct is disrespectful in PACE,” she said.

French parliamentarian asked Erdogan a question about protection of religious minorities in Turkey.

“You are speaking about something you are not aware of," Turkish premier said, "You are clearly French, in Turkey you are French too (in Turkish, when somebody does not know something or speaks out of context, it is said that they are from France).”

 

Here are some of his latest portraits;

 

 

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/133262843_17493c7531.jpg

 

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2199102/2/istockphoto_2199102-donkey-head.jpg

Edited April 18, 2011 by Arpa

[Arpa]

Sty spies?

 

Armenia has biological weapons?

Yup!

Here it is. His name is Varaz **

 

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/food/boar_440.jpg

 

http://news.am/eng/news/55791.html

 

Armenian wild pigs vs. Turks?

 

April 18, 2011 | 11:17

Wild pigs caused serious concern in Turkish province of Igdir, fleeing to the territory of Turkey from Armenia by the Araks River.

The animals fled to Turkey because of fires on the Armenian side and damaged crops in villages of Tuzluca district, Internethaber website reports. Turkish hunters went on hunting them.

The villagers’ statements that Armenians set fires deliberately to send pigs to Turkey are at least absurd.

Հայկական վայրի խոզերն ընդդեմ թուրքերի

Ապրիլ 18, 2011 | 11:17

Հայաստանի տարածքից Արաքս գետով Թուրքիա անցած վայրի խոզերը լուրջ անհանգստություն են առաջացրել սահմանակից Իգդիրի նահանգում:

Թուրքական Internethaber-ի փոխանցմամբ` Հայաստանի կողմում արոտավայրերի հրդեհման հետեւանքով վայրի խոզերը վախից փախել են Թուրքիա` լցվելով Իգդիր նահանգի Թուզլուջայի շրջանի գյուղերը:

Նշվում է, որ վայրի խոզերը զգալի վնասներ են պատճառել Թուզլուջայի շրջանի ցանքատարածություններին, եւ թուրք որսորդները դուրս են եկել խոզերի որսի:

Զավեշտալին այն է, որ Իգդիր նահանգի գյուղերի բնակիչները պնդում են, թե հայերը դիտավորյալ են հրդեհներ կազմակերպել` վայրի խոզերին Թուրքիա ուղարկելու եւ իրենց ցանքատարածությունները վնասելու համար:

 

** Վարազ= արու վայրի խոզ- wild male hog.

[Arpa]

Repent all you fools!!!

 

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/ggm091006l.jpg

 

 

Who was it? PT Barnum? Who said “they(suckers) are born every minute”?

 

http://www.picturesof.net/_images/Big_Eyed_Cartoon_Baby_with_a_Pacifier_Royalty_Free_Clipart_Picture_090423-209272-270042.jpg

 

Yeah, yeah we know. At an age of 89 his "end is near". Not only that he has regressed to an age of "goo goo gaga" , playing with his own "gaga".

In the picture he is holding the Book Bible. Do you mean the book of BABBLE?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01900/rapture-camping_1900744c.jpg

 

Here he is today

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8526328/Judgement-day-Who-is-Harold-Camping.html

 

And here fifty years ago.

http://www.leconcombre.com/concpost/us/postcard4/alfred_e_neuman.jpg

 

Judgement day: Who is Harold Camping?

A US evangelical Christian has predicted the apocalypse will take place tomorrow - but who is Harold Camping?

----

For the last 50 years, the deep and sonorous voice of Harold Camping has reached millions of listeners of Christian gospel radio in the United States.

The 89-year-old is the president of Family Radio, a California-based religious network which broadcasts to more than 150 stations across America.

Born in Colorado, Mr Camping studied at Berkeley in the 1940s and became a member of the Christian Reformed Church, a Protestant denomination that has its roots in the Dutch Reformed churches and is theologically Calvinist.

Edited May 20, 2011 by Arpa

[Yervant1]

LMAO!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

THE WAR IN NAGORNO-KARABAKH IS POSTPONED FOR A YEAR

 

DEFENSE and SECURITY

June 1, 2011 Wednesday

Russia

 

Source: Argumenty Nedeli, No. 20, May 26 - June 01, 2011, p. 2

 

[translated from Russian]

 

VICTORY OF AZERBAIJAN IN EUROVISION 2011 CONTEST POSTPONED THE

PROSPECT OF RESOLVING OF THE NAGORNO-KARABAKH CONFLICT BY THE MILITARY

WAY?; Situation related to Nagorno-Karabakh was relieved a little

lately. Although separate firing exchanges do happen on the frontline,

analysts presume that a big war between Azerbaijan and Armenia is

postponed at least for a year.

 

Situation related to Nagorno-Karabakh was relieved a little lately.

 

Although separate firing exchanges do happen on the frontline,

analysts presume that a big war between Azerbaijan and Armenia is

postponed at least for a year.

 

The main reason is the unexpected victory of Baku in Eurovision 2011

contest. According to the rules of this song contest, a year later

Azerbaijan will have to receive the contest at home. The country

does not come to the top of international news very often and that

is why experts do not doubt that Baku will not wish to miss such rare

opportunity to pose its country in a better light.

 

Authorities of Azerbaijan will definitely use Eurovision for propaganda

of their stance regarding the Nagorno-Karabakh problem. A similar

thing already happened during Eurovision in Moscow in 2009.

 

Then Azerbaijanis noticed images of historic monuments located on the

territory of Nagorno-Karabakh in the video of Armenia and started a

loud scandal.

 

If the contest passes successfully, Baku hopes to increase its rating

in the international mass media. This will be very good in case

of a military clash. Besides, according to military experts, the

country is not prepared for a war fully yet and needs to reinforce

the air defense. That is why Baku is patiently conducting drawn out

negotiations on purchase of Russian systems S-300.

 

In any case, people in Yerevan do not believe in a long postponement

of a war very much. Already next day after Eurovision 2011 President

of Armenia S. Sargsian announced that Azerbaijan might start a war

in Nagorno-Karabakh, "There are probably plans connected with even

bigger accumulation of forces and means to try to start a new military

reckless enterprise at a convenient moment." Nonetheless, Armenians

try not to provoke the neighbors. Analysts said that because of this

and not because of a fear to be shod down Sargsian cancelled the flight

of his airplane to the new airport of Stepanakert planned for May 9.

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Yes, it is Comedistan. I wish I had half the talent of Hacob Baronian and Erwand Otian.

Today is June 4, 2011

A year 364-5 days from now will be June 4, 2012.

Whatever happened to Qarsun or Qarsun gisher?

And as to Eurovision-orovizh@n

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Minarets and ****

 

HAHA HEHE !!

No, no. This is not a “sick” joke.

 

Here is the architectural model of the minaret;

 

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3450/3752612785_94850d0a32.jpg

 

Soon they will have to fashion their mosques (hijabbed) like this;

 

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2467/3936976778_aae9f31b93.jpg

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http://news.am/eng/news/62657.html

 

Scandal at Venice Biennale - Azeri president thought Muslim minaret resembles phallus

 

June 09, 2011 | 15:31

The world art community spoke about the fact of political censorship in Azerbaijani art after two sculptures at the Venice Art Biennale were closed for viewers under instruction of President Ilham Aliyev.

It was later decided to remove two sculptures by Aidan Salakhova from the pavilion, the Russian Nezavisimay Gazeta writes.

Beral Madra, the Azerbaijan pavilion curator for the Venice Biennale, issued an official statement announcing the sculptures were removed.

Beral Madra said that she and Chingiz Farzaliev commissar and local curator have discussed with the authorities and responsible people of the pavilion and explained that removing the sculpture will mean “censorship” and it will do more harm to the image of the country than the sculpture itself.

Two sculptures were covered up after Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev visited the pavilion. President considers the marble sculpture “Bride” – a woman cloaked in a black veil is of Islamist character. Another one, depicting Black Stone of Mecca, an Islamic religious relic, was called “insulting Islam”.

The same applied to works on paper showing sexual images in the context of religion, for instance, a woman holding minaret resembling a phallic symbol.

It was officially reported that the sculptures were covered up “because of being damaged while transported”, the newspaper writes.

[Zartonk]

what a d***

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Add this to your dictionary-

HIJAB-BALL

 

The title is even more hilarious. “Kicking Women”? Kicking what? The “balls” of Khomeini?

Also note the surname of the journalist - “Fassihian”.

 

BTW. The latest joke-

 

http://www.examiner.com/humanist-in-national/should-muslim-women-be-allowed-to-compete-wearing-hijab

 

 

http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/sports_globetrotting/2011/06/muslim-hejab-olympics-weightlifting-us-olympic-committee-dress-code.html

 

 

http://www.iranian.com/main/2011/jun/kicking-women

 

 

Published on Iranian.com (http://www.iranian.com/main)

Kicking Women

We should not allow Iran to degrade international standards in any arena, including sports

 

by Dokhi Fassihian

10-Jun-2011

FIFA's decision to ban Iranian women footballers from a game against Jordan last Sunday because they wore headscarves and not the approved cap had soccer lovers in a fit of rage all week. They accuse FIFA for being "agents" of their repression and of "Western" discrimination against Muslims.

Please.

Alyssa Rosenberg of Think Progress compares the situation to the rejection of multiculturalism in Western Europe. She writes, "f we're really concerned with how women are perceived and treated in Muslim communities, it seems hugely counterproductive to adopt policies that force women to choose between abiding by the tenets of their faith and participating in activities that let them demonstrate their physical prowess and strategic intelligence."

Say what? How do we even know these women's faith? Iranian citizens have no right to choose their faith. Iranian women have no choice in dress. Some don't have a choice in husband, or to divorce. There is no religious freedom in Iran. There is no freedom of expression. We actually have no idea how many Iranians are actually Muslim, yet we certainly know that no Iranian women -- Muslim or not -- can choose not to wear the hijab even if they don't believe in it. Most of those footballers would take it off if they could, as would most Iranian women, but they would face lashing and jail. I wonder how Ms. Rosenberg would feel living in a country that forced her to think and dress a certain way against her will, or does she think that kind of life is the reserve of only some women. Would she want the world to push back against that treatment, or let her play soccer on unequal and potentially dangerous footing?

David Zirin writes in Al Jazeera that the FIFA decision feeds "profound Western ignorance regarding the position of Iranian women since the Islamic revolution." He describes the improved literacy rate since 1979 (does he honestly expect a nation of 70 million to go backward over a span of three decades?). He also points out that one out of three Iranian doctors is a woman. Oh well, that settles it then! Things can't be that bad for women in Iran since they can be doctors! How is it then that most Iranian women I know desperately wish to leave their country today? That things are good for them is news to my cousin who last month snatched her 14-year-old daughter and left Iran for San Francisco after the regime started mandating different textbooks for girls than those used for boys to start rolling back hard-won progress in education.

Since last week, Iranian traffic cops have been authorized to harass and fine women for failing to wear "Islamic" dress, which means a few strands of hair showing on their forehead. Iranian women's rights activists, which have worked peacefully for decades to gain many of the basic human rights they lost after the 1979 revolution -- such as the right to wear what they want, equal rights in education, work, marriage, and child custody -- have been charged with national security crimes. Women like Nasrin Sotoudeh, Shiva Nazar-Ahari, Maryam Bahreman , Mahboubeh Karami -- have all been sent to notorious Iranian prisons for peaceful human rights activities. The pro-democracy Green Movement -- modeled, and in many ways, led by Iranian women -- was brutally suppressed in 2009.

Let's get some clarity on a few things. First, the regime running Iran should get no credit for the advancement of women. That credit goes to the progressive people of that country for resisting and circumventing a fanatical government which has made every attempt to block their progress by putting them on unequal footing. Forced hijab is the most powerful symbol of that policy. Second, Iran should not be considered an Islamic state -- whatever that means. A prerequisite for a person to be a true Muslim is free choice and since Iran doesn't allow that opportunity to its people, it fails the Islam test. Today, Iran is a brutal dictatorship with misogynist leanings using the guise of "religion" to stay in power. Forcing a headscarf on a women while playing a grueling game like soccer is not Islamic. It's ideological tyranny. Rejecting headscarves on the pitch for safety reasons is anything but Islamophobia.

It becomes deeply disconcerting when free-thinking people start drinking the Islamic Republic's Kool Aid by using the concept of "culture" and "religion" to provide justification for the violations of the rights of women. Western observers should be far more careful in their analysis of these societies, which are all different. Only a few countries in the world force women to wear hijab against their will and Iran happens to be one of them. We should be careful not to accept the definition of a nation's culture sold to us by non-democratic regimes. There is a reason why such oppression in a country like Iran exists, and it is usually because that "culture" is imposed.

One might say that these issues are unrelated to sports and the right to participate in international sporting events should still stand, notwithstanding politics or human rights. Fine, but only if governments and teams abide by the rules. Iran does not. As usual, it tried to bend the rules. There is no reason that international organizations should adhere to the Iranian regime's demands when it breaks the rules and it has harmed the mental and psychological health of its women and men through three decades of gender apartheid and discrimination. The Iranian government has recently declared that it does not agree to universal human rights standards as set out in international treaties and plans to challenge them globally and promote their own "Islamic" version, which denies religious freedom, gender equality, and freedom of expression. Of course, the input of their people will likely not be solicited since Iran's human rights organizations have all been shuttered and their activists and lawyers jailed or exiled.

Make no mistake about it, gender apartheid in Iran is as damaging to that society as racial apartheid was to South Africa. It is time for the world to recognize it as such. The UN has declared that the lack of equality between men and women is the root cause of violence against women. The world should not legitimize institutionalized violence against women which is exactly what forced hijab is.

Put blame where the blame should be. The unfair treatment of women in Iran today is that country's biggest shame. Let the Iranian people deal with the consequences of their government's flouting of international rules and reckless approach to the health of their women. As much as all of us want Iran's women to play the beautiful game, they should play safely and freely and we should help them get there by calling their government out. We should not allow the Iranian government to deflect blame for its abuse of women, and we should also not allow it to erode international standards in any arena, including sport.

First published in HuffingtonPost.com.

AUTHOR

Dokhi Fassihian is the Executive Director of the Democracy Coalition Project [1].

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SATIRISTAN-ԾԱՂՐԱՍՏԱՆ-FORUMISTAN

We will come to all the “stan” countries. You may add like “forumistan” etc. In the meantime enjoy this;

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Satirical

 

Absurdistan — sometimes used to satirically describe a country where everything goes wrong.

Bananastan — Used by Pakistani media to describe a Banana republic.

Boratistan — name used by Kazakh press secretary Roman Vasilenko to describe an image of Kazakhstan created by Sacha Baron Cohen's character, Borat.

Bradistan — seen in graffiti on a sign for the city of Bradford, UK, in the film East Is East.

Canuckistan, Soviet Canuckistan — derogatory nickname for Canada.

Cavaquistão ("Cavacostan" in Portuguese) — used to describe mainly the areas of central Portugal where former Prime Minister Cavaco Silva had more votes in the decade 1985-1995. Sometimes still used nowadays.[4]

Donundestan, capital Rillirillibad — fictional country in the Middle East in A Prairie Home Companion.[5]

Doofistan — mentioned in Ziggy in an April 2002 panel: Ziggy stares at his television and says "Doofistan? Now I know they're making this stuff up."

Douchebagistan — fictional member of the U.N. mentioned by the Gregory Brothers in Autotune the News

Dreckistan —

Durkadurkastan — used in various online boards to describe all of the middle eastern countries, where the word itself implies they are retarded.

Electistan — fictional and satirical term used with Incumbistan.

Ethniclashistan — sometimes used satirically to describe countries in which multiple ethnic groups were thrown together, who then began fighting each other, e.g. Yugoslavia, the former Soviet Union. It was featured in the satirical The Onion newspaper in June, 2001 as being placed in the West Bank in the article Northern Irish, Serbs, Hutus Granted Homeland In West Bank (here spelled Ethniklashistan)

Hollandistan — sometimes used to describe the rise of Islam in the Netherlands it is a combination of Holland and -istan

Hotdogestan — Fictional country in the Middle East in A Prairie Home Companion.[5]

Incumbistan — introduced by columnist Mark Steyn to refer to the efforts of politicians of all parties to unite to enact rules seen as assuring their continued reelection.[6]

Londonistan — the British capital of London was given this sobriquet by French counter-terrorism agents.

Londonistan (book) A book that sounds a warning about how the culture of the United Kingdom is being changed by a high concentration of immigrants.

Nukhavastan — fictional country created by The Onion that has nuclear weapons.

Pindostan (Пиндостан) - derogatory slang term used for the USA on the Russian Internet (an alternative equivalent is "Pindosya").

The three Jetlag parody travel guides contain faux ads for guides to other countries, each with a -stan reference. Molvanîa contains an ad for "Surviving Moustaschistan" (mentioning also "Carpetstan"), Phaic Tăn contains an ad for "Sherpastan", and San Sombrèro contains an ad for "Tyranistan".

Various -stans appearing on different versions of the Jesusland map

Northeastistan

Pacificstan

Realistan

Jesusistan

Redstateistan

Redneckistan

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As Harut would- ծակ պրոֆեսոր

Here is that quack -pot professor of history-schmistory alioghlu;

http://images.wikia.com/filmguide/images/8/8b/Ludwig_von_Drake.gif

 

http://images.wikia.com/filmguide/images/8/8b/Ludwig_von_Drake.gif

 

Quack, quack, quack!

 

http://asbarez.com/96828/aliyev-continues-to-revise-history/

 

Aliyev Continues to Revise History

Azeri president Ilham Aliyev

BAKU (APA)—Azeri President Ilham Aliyev, in remarks Tuesday to the World Azerbaijani Congress, claimed that Yerevan and Zangezur were Azeri lands that were “granted” to Armenia, adding that Azerbaijan would spare no effort, including military, to ensure what he called its territorial integrity.

“Armenia knows very well that they are guests in Nagorno-Karabakh. The Armenian state was established in historical Azerbaijani land – Yerevan and Zangazur. The Turkic world was geographically separated, as Zangazur was given to Armenia,” said Aliyev while pledging to continue the talks.

Aliyev added that ensuring Azerbaijan’s territorial integrity is one of the major issues facing the country.

In his speech he noted that international organizations had passed resolutions on the Karabakh problem, which remained unfulfilled because of what he described as Armenia’s “unconstructive position”.

“Yerevan has to understand that Azerbaijan’s potential cannot be compared with Armenia’s capability. Azerbaijan’s economic potential is ten times greater than Armenia’s economic potential. Armenia has no power to compete with Azerbaijan. Azerbaijan’s military expenditure is 50 percent more than Armenia’s budget,” the president said, echoing remarks made in his speech at a military parade on June 26, Armed Forces Day.