Harut

start with my butt first, it's the only meaty place i have.

quote:Originally posted by Hmayk: It's nothing to forgot

the ultimate responsibility of an Armenian: LEARN HOW TO MAKE BBQ!!!!

quote:Originally posted by wh00t: Tonight on MADTv, on the "Literally!" sketch, they said: "This marching band is moving slower than soap in an Armenian laundromat" And then some guy got pissed off and said: "Hey! I'm Armenian!" And then they gave another punchline, presumably about Armenians, but I didn't hear it because I was calling my sister over to come see it. Anyone happen to catch the punchline? what is "hey" in Armenian???

quote:Originally posted by Hmayk: may be to Bin Laden and Arafat still remember??

quote:Originally posted by Hmayk: Meg a, degh ches hasnelou parza, vor du anistes tegh chem asni , ba.

quote:Originally posted by Hmayk: che Nvard che yes trchogh avel em ouzoum, el inknatirnerin el chem gara vsdahel, voch el inknatirov egoghnerin...nrank degh el chen hasni, janabarhin gu bayten... Harut jan uzkoush gats...chtrnes Hedo gu baytes gdor gdor gungnes tsadz Vochinch, kez arten usbasogh el chga spasogh shat ka, arkhayin kats.

3 people already voted for Tigran II The Great. but do you really think he was the best among our kings?? he didn't bring prosperity to Armenia. he always kept Armenia in hostile situation. he couln't even manage to protect his capital from Romans. and even before he could enjoy the "park"(in Engl., please?) of his empire he gave up everything he fought for.

quote:Originally posted by Nvard: Why don't we speak about a fav. queen, ha? amen inch toghel ek im vra. et mekn el du sksi.

quote:Originally posted by Harut: as far as i remember, the first Armenian king was PARUYR, son of SKAYORDI. M. Khorenatsi has a great quote about him. i'll post it later. "Ayjm yes zvarjanum em, vor hasnum em ayn tegh@, yerb mer bnik nakhnii (Hayki) serundner@ tagavorutyan astijani en hasnum: Yes shat kpapagei, yor nrants jamanak ashkharh yekats linei" ---Movses Khorenatsi

as far as i remember, the first Armenian king was PARUYR, son of SKAYORDI. M. Khorenatsi has a great quote about him. i'll post it later.

quote:Originally posted by khodja: When will the majority of Armenians become enlightened? When it is too late? A people who have been Genocided but who are conservative will not garner the sympathy of the world. I guess that the majority of our intellectuals, who tend to be more moderate on the political spectrum, were eliminated by the Young Turks and the Stalinists. The majority of those who have survived are the children and grand-children of peasants, who usually more traditional and tied to the past. yes, i have a peasant ancestory, but i'm going to be the new king of Armenians.

yekek kniknerin avanak tank, togh avanak kshen. kam el lvatski mekena..

who was the first true Armenian king?????

here is a problem for you guys. i don't want to be the only one solving here. ------- can you find the QUADRATURE of the rectangle??? ------- i know this is a hard one, but think over it.

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quote:Originally posted by Azat: Okay, create a grid on a football field. 5 by 5. 25 equal squares. If you draw this grid, the square in the upper left-hand corner we could say is one, and the one next to it is two, three, four, five, and then the line below that is six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12... All the way to 25. Now put a person in each square. You have to move each person from the square they are into the square of one of his adjacent squares. So number one can move to square number two, or number six, for example. Number two can move to number one. Or number three, or number seven. So, here's the question. What is the fewest number of total moves that will allow every person to move to an adjacent square? Azat jan, i didn't understand this one. what is it asking for?

Mos jan, vagh@ inchi masin es grelu? bokhki?

quote:Originally posted by dragon: Hmayk jan, Parov egar, Menag chzkas, Vartanoushn el lav dgha ya ba minchev hima gitei te Vartanoushn aghchik a?! te forumum tgha-aghchik tarberutyun chka???

i asked for it, i found it. ------- Yerkner yerkin, Yerkner yerkir, Yerkner yev tsovn tsirani. Yerkn i tsovun uner yev zkarmrikn yeghegnik. @nd yeghegan pogh tsukh yelaner, @nd yeghegan pogh bots yelaner, Yen i botsoyn vazer kharteash patanekik. Na hur her uner, Apa te Bots uner morus, Yev achkunkn ein aregakunk:

Mos jan, ban chunem aselu, shat lav site a. bayts es arden 3rd anganmn a vor es site@ forumum reklam a arvum.

quote:Originally posted by Hmayk: Vartanoush jan, I want to marry you uzum es, Arturin heart attack khpi??

if most of the ancient Armenian "nakharar"s and other rulers were non-Armnians, then what were Armenians doing at that time. they were out of town???

Sulamita jan, latsatsnum es. yerani kez.

Mos jan, ich es skhtori masin grum es, computers el chi sarnum. menak te piti kits brnats nstem dem@.