Azat Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 While I agree with much of what you are saying Ed you have to agree with me that he is a VERY smart man. No one else can get away with raping this country like he has been. *By raping the country I did not mean raping each person literary, I meant it in a figurative essence of the word.(in case people did not understand) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 While I agree with much of what you are saying Ed you have to agree with me that he is a VERY smart man. No one else can get away with raping this country like he has been. *By raping the country I did not mean raping each person literary, I meant it in a figurative essence of the word.(in case people did not understand) Azat khelog getsir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 While I agree with much of what you are saying Ed you have to agree with me that he is a VERY smart man. No one else can get away with raping this country like he has been. *By raping the country I did not mean raping each person literary, I meant it in a figurative essence of the word.(in case people did not understand) smartness has a very defarant defanition im my life, this ass is an pundit for much larger stracture and interest groups, bush along with dick and wolfowitz are window dressing at best read new american century web site, cohens and goldmans are in charge of this country and have it by the balls I already made my plans and dont wish to live here anymore, i dont want my son to die some day for someones bullshet idioligy 9/11 terror, WMD, al-qaida, iran, syiria, palestinians etc.......... fear is a good tactic, every time the IDIOT PRESIDENT speaks what do you hear? bla bla 9/11 and it works for the sheep, which most of this country is made of, plain stupid breainless sheeps who will sacrafise anything under pritext of 9/11 F***ck chaney and the whole stracture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Ed, I disagree with much of what you have written with the exception of fear tactics working and the administration being full of idiots. ------------- Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 This joke is too funny. ---- Want some peanuts? A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves. "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 "We just love the chocolate around them." was this the lady ?? http://www.newyorkartists.net/somerville/old-woman-toad.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 (edited) Nope it was her. http://www.womensfunnyvideos.com/old-lady-smoking-cigar.gif Or maybe her. http://www.ecn.org/sc.pol.occup-fi/graf/old_lady.gif Edited March 24, 2006 by ExtraHye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 http://www.ecn.org/sc.pol.occup-fi/graf/old_lady.gif[/img] How many times I told you not to post my mother-in-laws picture on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 How many times I told you not to post my mother-in-laws picture on the internet. Sorry but you didn't send the payment on time this month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Sorry but you didn't send the payment on time this month. Maral told me she sent her mafia husband to clear the debt, I guess she lied to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Maral told me she sent her mafia husband to clear the debt, I guess she lied to me. Well my dad is Marals husbands boss. Nice try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Well my dad is Marals husbands boss. Nice try Now I know why she lied to me, I'll send this time Arnold the Terminator (Governor) by the time he's done we'll have Terminator #4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 not new, but worth mentioning... in russian... "izvinit'e, vi gruzin?" "net, prosto u menya tupoye virrazhenie litsa" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allarmeniangirl Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 not new, but worth mentioning... in russian... "izvinit'e, vi gruzin?" "net, prosto u menya tupoye virrazhenie litsa" lol. Tell it to this guy (Soso Pavliashvili). http://i1.tinypic.com/209oas9.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 not new, but worth mentioning... in russian... "izvinit'e, vi gruzin?" "net, prosto u menya tupoye virrazhenie litsa" Now could we have it in English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonita Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 "izvinit'e, vi gruzin?" "net, prosto u menya tupoye virrazhenie litsa" I guess it's "no I just have a stupid facial expression" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allarmeniangirl Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Now could we have it in English? "Excuse me, are you Georgian?" "No, I just have a stupid facial expression." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 "Excuse me, are you Georgian?" "No, I just have a stupid facial expression." Thanks dear your the best. Welcome back!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allarmeniangirl Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Thanks dear your the best. Welcome back!!! Thanks girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vartan Mamigonian Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 and this dick is the president of the USA I hate that SOB The above comment is totally unacceptable, and is unbecoming for a so called moderator. While freedom of speech prevails in the United States, the word "hate" as used above, has serious connotations. The individuals in charge of Hye Forum would be wise to reconsider their decision in assigning moderator role to such a hateful person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vartan Mamigonian Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I already made my plans and dont wish to live here anymore, Good Riddance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aSoldier Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 this guy goes to the store to buy a brain there are 3 kinds armenians, americans and turkish the cheapest brain was the armenians and the expensive brain was the turkish the guy says "why is the turkish brain the most expensive?" the seller says "do you know how many tuks we had to kill to find a brain?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aSoldier Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!" "OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. "MY ROLEX!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zartonk Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Ouch Seb, that first joke was...GREAT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vartan Mamigonian Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 OK OK I lied Confucius says: "An admission against interest is an exception to the Hearsay Rule." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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