Accelerated Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Is it me, or did anon just get a more trendy (longer) hairstyle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted January 27, 2004 Report Share Posted January 27, 2004 OK, since some men want to marry women with intact hymens, I want to marry a man with a mole on his bum. I won't be as lucky, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gevo27 Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 WHY is that stormy????? LOL' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 You guys I have to confess something... I have the biggest mole on my bum. What should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 You guys I have to confess something... I have the biggest mole on my bum. What should I do? Obviously, you should marry Stormig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 You guys I have to confess something... I have the biggest mole on my bum. What should I do? You should take a picture of it and have it as your avatar to satisfy the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Here is the picture of the mole on my bum http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/expltx/jrnat/blitz/images/walnut/mole.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Now all that's left to do is make Humpty fall, and replace Humpty with the mole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Azaty Poo it was meant to be special, you don't show it to anyone else but me. Now your bodily integrity has been violated, I have to look for another male of marital age with a mole on his bum who hasn't shown it to anyone else before and his first time will be with me. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 I mean, I'll have sex with any kind of male, but when it comes to settling down, I want to marry a man who is mine and has never been anyone else's. It has to be a man with a mole on his bum because I'll know he's never shown it to anyone else, otherwise girls would have asked for its surgical removal. It'll also show signs of decency like not sun-bathing in the nude, because birds would've tried to peck away at it. A man with a mole on his bum, all mine, Mine, MINE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 I mean, I'll have sex with any kind of male, but when it comes to settling down, I want to marry a man who is mine and has never been anyone else's. It has to be a man with a mole on his bum because I'll know he's never shown it to anyone else, otherwise girls would have asked for its surgical removal. It'll also show signs of decency like not sun-bathing in the nude, because birds would've tried to peck away at it. A man with a mole on his bum, all mine, Mine, MINE!!!! :lol2: Excellent!!!!!!!! Sadly not many will get the drift, which I may add is superb! Stormy, it's your best creation! I have to say I really laughed out loud which ended with a snort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sev-mard Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 You two ladies, I love your wit! Keep it up...all puns intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 But, but but... Stormy I only let them see it and not touch it or anything. Maybe I can go to a doctor and get that removed and put a new one that I promise to not show to anyone but you... How did you find out about the nude sun bating incident? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Azaty Poo, I'm sure you're a nice guy, but, sorry, you just aren't the stuff for marriage. You just exhibited your mole to the whole world. What will they think, what will they say? Amot! What can I say? Real guys with REAL moles on their bums are hard to come across these days. I long for the days when knights would get sore squishing their moles on horseback. :sigh: Evelina, Sevig - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 pardon my ingnorance, but what is a bum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 A butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 There's also a word called "abutment" but it is unrelated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Those who have more mileage will need more frequent oil changes. I've always been a good mechanic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Those who have more mileage will need more frequent oil changes. I've always been a good mechanic. while you're at it, why don't you rotate the tires as well! lube man!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Mouse, your hair grows awful fast, you must spend a fortune on haircuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 HERE ... ebay to the rescue once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sev-mard Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Iran lurj a?! Chem havatum? How did you find that Seap? Maybe you were in the search for such 'treasures'? http://queerhye.delri.net/amot.gif just kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 50 is she insane? I guess she is not very familiar with the middle eastern men, judging from the mental wavelength of some of the individuals in this forum, she is really undervaluing her sanctuary. Jesus, think about it she could have afforded a down payment for a trailer home if she only advertised her assets in the right arenas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 Those who have more mileage will need more frequent oil changes. I've always been a good mechanic. A mechanic that takes a particular interest in tuning only low or zero mileage will not be trusted with my engine. Full understanding and appreciation of the vehicle aside from it's mileage diagnosis is an attribute a good mechanic, which not many possess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 (edited) A mechanic that takes a particular interest in tuning only low or zero mileage will not be trusted with my engine. Full understanding and appreciation of the vehicle aside from it's mileage diagnosis is an attribute a good mechanic, which not many possess. Here at Anony Body your quality is our concern. Servicing Females Engines since 1990! Edited January 29, 2004 by Anonymouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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