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Ouremn aysbes:

 

 

EDIT: Should go to the humour section

Yes, it is bad and it is sad, no laughing matter.

BTW that video is from the Chrsitian Endeavor site.

Besides the fact that they are using Turkish and Arabic words interspersed with English, like goal keeper and “hands” , the grammar is bad too. They say “tenjere”. A short time ago I had to remind one of our members that the Armenian word for pot is “katsah”. BTW. Tenjere is none other than “tanker/tankard”, just like the Arabic word “tenekeh“ is “tank“.

But how is that different from the Yerevanites using Russian words and PersArmenians using Persian/Arabic words.

Not to mention Anglo_AmericaHyes saying; TV-in volume@ var dartsour, kitchen gna, fridge@ bats, chicken@ durs ber, pot-in mej dir, ovenin dial@ ver dartsour 400 degree-yi vra, yev yerb or chicken@arden ketchup-ov yev sauce-ov marinate yeghadz e oven-in mej dir, timer@ ver dardzour 60 minute-I, kitchen-en durs elir, luys@ turn off ara, living room ekour yev rocking chair-in vra nstir.

:goof: :goof:

Ps. Maybe a French Armenian should write parody of how they speak. :P

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Ya it's not different elsewhere.

 

As you said even the people of Armenia mix foreign words in their language.

 

But what can we do about it?

 

Some examples :D

 

- Vacance-i yertank

- Ays kisher hotel bargink

- Maillot (bathing suit) hakvink, piscine (pool) itchnank

- Shopping-i gertank gor

 

- Bibliothèque-in metch tas bidi enenk (library)

- Chocolat oudenk

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Ouremn aysbes:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV0t8BlY0wM...ser&search=

 

EDIT: Should go to the humour section

 

Haaaaaa...... :D Half of it was bloopers! :)

 

As Arpa took the liberty to mention the misuses of American-Armenians, I have to add a number of Anglicized verbs that drive me absolutely CRAZY:

 

"Yes iren imanum em" (I know him).

 

"CD-in khaghum a" (the CD is playing).

 

"jur@ vazoom a" (the water is running)

 

...And etc. Where is the emoticon for CRINGE...?! :angry:

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Not only with Armenians! When I studied in France, I remember going to Le Drugstore!!

 

So many American English words are used in France that the French government has established a commission to restrict (under law) the use of Franglais.

 

 

Haaaaaa...... :D Half of it was bloopers! :)

 

As Arpa took the liberty to mention the misuses of American-Armenians, I have to add a number of Anglicized verbs that drive me absolutely CRAZY:

 

"Yes iren imanum em" (I know him).

 

"CD-in khaghum a" (the CD is playing).

 

"jur@ vazoom a" (the water is running)

 

...And etc. Where is the emoticon for CRINGE...?! :angry:

 

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Not only with Armenians! When I studied in France, I remember going to Le Drugstore!!

 

I witnessed this phenomenon in Germany as well, though mostly applying to international imports like pop, music video and hot dog. First I wondered why, but I just figured that the German equivalents are probably thrice the length and tongue twisters.

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Not only with Armenians! When I studied in France, I remember going to Le Drugstore!!

"Le Drugstore" in Paris is used like a name, it's a club, we don't use it as an everyday langage !

But we use " sandwich, parking, tramway, week end, camping, stop, football, rugby, t-shirt, pull over, sweet-shirt, club, cool, hi-fi, téléphone, television ".... and many, many more as if it was french, the same in armenian we use some of this words or french ones, may because it's easier to use !

Hi, Arpa ! here I am with my "tenjereh"! ah ! ah ! ah ! it's a joke !!!!

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Haaaaaa...... :D Half of it was bloopers! :)

 

As Arpa took the liberty to mention the misuses of American-Armenians, I have to add a number of Anglicized verbs that drive me absolutely CRAZY:

 

"Yes iren imanum em" (I know him).

 

"CD-in khaghum a" (the CD is playing).

 

"jur@ vazoom a" (the water is running)

 

...And etc. Where is the emoticon for CRINGE...?! :angry:

 

 

 

I will add some more...

 

I'm gonna tell on you-- "Asemu em vrat"

 

I am on the phone--"Heraxosi vra em"

 

Give me your phone number--"Heraxosit tiv@ tur"

 

Making money--"Pox sarkel"

 

My phone battery has died--"Heraxos@s merav"

 

TBC

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I'm gonna tell on you-- "Asemu em vrat"

 

Dear lord...!

 

Some more:

 

"Khaghum em" (I am playing/joking)

 

"Tsurd em" (I am cold)

 

"Bagh/Sarr/Tsurd unem" (I have a cold)

 

"Kit@s vazoom e" (My nose is running)

 

(I would like to remind you that none of these are made up. I wouldn't commit such heresy.)

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boyet taghem-to bury your height

 

mazeret pitem-pooch your hair

 

tught u gir anel-do paper and pen?

 

tunet qandvi-topel your home

 

jermuk@ chxmel-screw FDA :)

 

 

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well... i know of an incident, when an armenian parent got angree with his kid in front of the school principal and said "achqerd hanelu em"... well... the kid translated to the principal, that she's going to poke his eyes... you can imagine the rest...
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Well, I saw some French words for store names when I went to New York. For Americans, it is classy and "chic". ;)

 

Regardless, ever since the Norman conquest of Britain, the English language "borrowed" a lot from French.

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Gloukh mi artuker = Don't iron my head

Akanj mi tar. Don't give (it) an ear.

Akanj mi kakher. Don't hang (an) ear.

Remeber Julius Caesar's; "Friends, Romans, countrymen(gumbas :P ), lend me your ears"? :P

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Americans believe that anything French is classy and chic. Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis was an American idol who wowed both the Americans and the French. When American people see that I have a degree from the Sorbonne, they look at one with a different eye.

 

Well, I saw some French words for store names when I went to New York. For Americans, it is classy and "chic". ;)

 

Regardless, ever since the Norman conquest of Britain, the English language "borrowed" a lot from French.

 

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When American people see that I have a degree from the Sorbonne, they look at one with a different eye.

 

its always about you!!! isent it hagarag?

 

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my father says " hagarak baracaïn"

 

 

dear Ariane that was his nick in this forum, along with Ameriga-Hye, Khoja, Moshe, etc.......now he is Phantomas, next nick is going to be Liberace

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Moshe was not a nick, but what Gamavor called me. I look nothing like Liberace, nor do I practice his lifestyle. I live the quiet life of a scholar and have not been intimate with anyone but my ex-wife and one girlfiend for over 25 years. So cut the KAKA, OK Edward.

 

 

dear Ariane that was his nick in this forum, along with Ameriga-Hye, Khoja, Moshe, etc.......now he is Phantomas, next nick is going to be Liberace

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