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Blondes and Soda Machines One day a blonde goes up to a soda machine. She puts in some money and a soda comes out. She gets really excited and started to put more money into the machine. The more and more she did it the more the sodas came out. Someone walked up to her and asked her if they could get a soda. The blonde said, "Get out of my face, I'm winning!"

Stranded on an island There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. So, instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

Paint the Porch Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie: "Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?" "Sure, that sounds great!" said Julie. "Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man. "Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked. "Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage." The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife. "Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied. About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?" "Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie. "Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "That's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari."

The Blonde And The Cute Sheep Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman, said: "Sure!" The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352." This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"

Abu el-Abed Holidays Abu el-Abed tells Abu Steif, "Ya know, I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Rome so I went to Rome and Um el-Abed got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to London, and Um el-Abed got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Paris, and Um el-Abed got pregnant again... Now we have Abed, Omar and Zeinab..." Abu Steif replies, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Abu el-Abed replies: "This year I'm taking Um el-Abed with me."

Globalization Q: What does globalization stands for? A: When a British princess (Princess Diana) with an Egyptian boyfriend, uses a Swedish mobile telephone, crashes in French tunnel in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian driver, who was high on Scotch, followed closely by Italian Papparazi on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an Armenian doctor, assisted by Filipino para-medical staff, using Brazilian medicines, dies! This is what is called GLOBALIZATION.

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SPORTS 15 March AFF TO HOLD URGENT SESSION TO DECIDE FUTURE OF ARMENIAN FOOTBALL YEREVAN, MARCH 15, ARMENPRESS: The Armenian Football Federation (AFF) said today it would hold an urgent session on Friday to decide how to settle the chaos after six clubs have announced about their decision to boycott the regular championship. The clubs had earlier accused the chief of Football Federation Souren Abrahamian of neglecting the plight of the most popular sport in the country. They said they would boycott the championship as long as Abrahamian held his post. A senior official of the Federation told Armenpress that the championship would be held even if the boycotting teams would not change their decision. 14 March ARMENIAN FOOTBALL TEAMS DEMAND RESIGNATION OF AFF CHIEF YEREVAN, MARCH 14, ARMENPRESS: Only one match out of 4 planned took place on Tuesday after six teams from Yerevan, Ararat, Pyunik, Mika, Kilikia, Karabagh and Zvartnots, as well as 1999 champions Shirak Gyumri have demanded the resignation of Armenia's soccer chief Souren Abrahamian. The Armenian Football Federation (AFF) had to postpone the start of the championship until next month. The clubs want to oust Suren Abrahamian, president of the AFF, whom they accuse of ignoring the plight of the country's most popular sport. Last season ended in chaos for a second consecutive year after four teams refused to play the penultimate round of matches in protest over what they alleged was biased refereeing.

NATIONAL MINORITIES MAKE 3% OF ARMENIA'S POPULATION YEREVAN, MARCH 14, ARMENPRESS: Though Armenia is regarded as one of the most homogenous countries in the CIS, there are more than 20 national minorities living here, particularly Greeks, Jews, Kurds, Germans, Russians, Assyrians, Poles, Ukrainians, who altogether make 3% of Armenia's population. The largest group make the Yezids (ethnic Kurds professing a religion close to Zoroastrism) comprising 60,000. There are 7,000 Assyrians, who reside in Yerevan, Artashat, Kotayk; 6,000 Greeks, mainly in Alaverdi, Stepanavan, Vanadzor. The number of Georgians makes 110, who mainly live in Yerevan, 20 of them in Vanadzor. The Jewish community has 700 members. According to the data, provided by this community, about 100 Jews leave Armenia annually. The number of Russians in Armenia was comparatively large in 80s. According to the census, held in 1979, there were 70,300 Russians in Armenia, but beginning from 80s their number sharply reduced reaching 12-13,000. The number of Molokans (a Russian sect of old-believers) reduced to 5,000. Most of them live in Yerevan. In 1998 the members of the German community comprised 430. As for the Ukrainians, according to the data of the latest census, there were about 8,000 of them living in Armenia, 3,000 of which in Yerevan.

SPAIN TO SALUTE 1,700TH ANNIVERSARY OF CHRISTIANITY ADOPTION BY ARMENIANS YEREVAN, MARCH 15, ARMENPRESS: Madrid-based Musica Creativa Producciones announced on Thursday it was going to present a tribute concert to the late Alan Hovhaness Chakmakjian (1911-2000) to be held at the prestigious Conde Duque Auditorium in Madrid (Spain) this Saturday March 17th. The concert is part of Musica Creativa's contribution to the celebration of the 1700th anniversary of Christianity in Armenia. The program highlights the Armenian contribution to twentieth century music and features two of Hovhaness' works for chamber orchestra, provided especially for the concert by his widow, along with Armenian folk songs and dances by the legendary Komitas Vardapet. The music will be brought to life by the 20-piece Camerata Creative, directed by Ara Malikian featuring Serouj Kradjian as a solo pianist.

DEMAND FOR SOFTWARE SPECIALISTS GROWS YEREVAN, MARCH 14, ARMENPRESS: Last year about 2,500 jobs were created in the high technologies sector, but today there is already a strong demand for software specialist, deputy trade and industry minister Ashot Shahnazarian told Armenpress, adding that at least 10 companies, specialized in software, can hire today 110 specialist with an average $700 salary. The deputy minister also said that most probably the synthetic rubber, produced by Nairit company, may soon travel to Germany, as the technology for producing butadiene synthetic rubber there causes concern of German Greens. The deputy minister expressed hope that in addition to markets in Asia, Russia and CIS countries, the Nairit plant will find new buyers in Europe as well. In a reference to Doghagorts (tire producing company), another factory that has recently resumed its operation, the minister said the factory will yield its first outcome in mid-April. The company has a contract with an Italian company on deliveries of 2,700 tons of rubber production