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Add this to your dictionary- HIJAB-BALL The title is even more hilarious. “Kicking Women”? Kicking what? The “balls” of Khomeini? Also note the surname of the journalist - “Fassihian”. BTW. The latest joke- http://www.examiner.com/humanist-in-national/should-muslim-women-be-allowed-to-compete-wearing-hijab http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/sports_globetrotting/2011/06/muslim-hejab-olympics-weightlifting-us-olympic-committee-dress-code.html http://www.iranian.com/main/2011/jun/kicking-women

No. This is not Comedistan. It is not funny. It is outright criminal with the capital C. Have anyone seen these stories at NewsAM? I will abstain from airing the videos, you can see them here; http://news.am/eng/news/62553.html In fact the following quote is an edited abbreviated version. From what I had seen originally. Then this; ** This may be a poetic/linguitic license at best, even if it does not diminish the impact. We know that “Zartir Lao” means “Wake up my Child”. Maybe we should amend the words to “Zartir Lao mertsur shunerin”. ***He did not know it was Armenian music? Does the SSO know who or what an Armenian is? Just in case, SSO stands for "shun-shan-ordi". Just as that SSO does not know that Merik Merik and Sari Aghjik are also Armenian songs.

OH!! How I hate responding under this general topic of the BIG G . What can I say? I am such a cynic bastard!!But to answer Armat’s question, see what our best legal minds and lawyers are wasting their talents at. Is there a big enough rock where I can hide? If this is not the ultimate pornography/պոռնկապատկեր then what is? Yes Movses - "Օտարութիւն այսքան տարի-Երազէ հոգիս երազէ" http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2011/03/25/111098/armenian-genocide-museum-case.html Please Armat, don’t distract them of their primary agendas, which david will kill which goliath, Hovnanian or Cafesjian? No, no. We are are not talking about Armen V turkmen. Before we know it the furks will open a museum in DC to show the world how a half dozen Armenians massacred 3 million muslims and furks. How about a museum dedicated to khojali? Among many such;

Speaking of millstones, not to forget this passage from Sasuntsi David by Toumanian, where Msra Melik buries himself in a pit and covers himself with 40 cowhides and 40 millstones, which of course, David cuts through with one stroke of his magical sword; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:David_of_Sasun_Yerevan.jpg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:David_of_Sasun_Yerevan.jpg Գընաց, խորունկ մի հոր փորեց, Իջաւ, մըտաւ վիհն էն խավար, Վըրեն քաշեց քառսուն կաշի Ու քառասուն ջաղացի քար։ --- Անցաւ քառսուն գոմշի կաշին, Անցաւ քառսուն քարերը ցած, Միջից կըտրեց ժանտ հըրեշին, Օխտը գազ էլ դենը գընաց։ Գոմշու Կաշի-Cowhide; http://willieswesternwear.com/catalog/images/cowhide.jpg http://willieswesternwear.com/catalog/images/cowhide.jpg Չաղացի Քար-Millstone; http://www.papa-post.com/albums/album01/63_olive_mill_stone.sized.jpg http://www.papa-post.com/albums/album01/63_olive_mill_stone.sized.jpg

ԵՐԿԱՆԱՔԱՐ/Erkanaqar/Stone Mill ԱԼԻՒՐԱՂԱՑ/Flour Mill http://images.travelpod.com/users/greekcypriot/3.1249754406.a-very-old-stone-hand-mill-.jpg Here we spoke about stone hand mill “երկանաքար/erkanaqar”. Where we spoke why it is called so, since it consists of TWO STONE DISCS/ ԵՐԿՈՒ ՔԱՐ http://hyeforum.com/index.php?showtopic=14306&st=0&p=174382&hl=urartian&fromsearch=1entry174382 See posts # 108 and on === Will Gumri and Yerevan declare all out war over this and hurl “stone millstones” at each other? BTW. There is no dearth of stones, as some call Hayastan- Qarastan. http://www.armenianow.com/arts_and_culture/30294/armenia_minas_fresco_gyumri http://www.armenianow.com/arts_and_culture/30294/armenia_minas_fresco_gyumri Here is what a ԵՐԿԱՆԱՔԱՐ is. I have seen them first hand. Some more fortunate Armenian families would own one and the neighbors would borrow it. http://images.travelpod.com/users/greekcypriot/3.1249754406.a-very-old-stone-hand-mill-.jpg http://www.armenianow.com/sites/default/files/img/imagecache/600x400/minas-frescas.jpg http://www.armenianow.com/sites/default/files/img/imagecache/600x400/minas-frescas.jpg

Սիրելի Օհան, վերեւի գիրքը կատարեալ եւ անթերի Անգլիերէնով են գրուել: Ով՞ է գրողը եւ ինչ ՞ է աղբիւրը : Հայ համայնքը ինչ՞բնորոշում ունի: Միթէ սրանք Իսլամական-կրոնա -յարանուանական հիմք ունեն՞: Իմա, սուննի, շիի, ալաուի, դուրզի եւլն: Չի մոռանալ Քրիստոնեայ:

Minarets and **** HAHA HEHE !! No, no. This is not a “sick” joke. Here is the architectural model of the minaret; http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3450/3752612785_94850d0a32.jpg Soon they will have to fashion their mosques (hijabbed) like this; http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2467/3936976778_aae9f31b93.jpg --- http://news.am/eng/news/62657.html

OK! Գտայ!! ՄԱՐԱՇ Երկ, էչ 89 ԶԷՅԹՈՒՆԻ ԳԵՏԵՐՆ ՈՒ ԳԵՏԱԿՆԵՐԸ Ասոնցմէ կարեւորագոյնն է ՇՈՒՂՈՒՐ, որ Պէրիտ** լերան ստորոտէն հոսող ջուրերէն կազմուելով կանցնի Զէյթունի արեւմտեան կողմէն եւ կը հոսի հարաւ իր մէջ առնելով Սեւ Աղբիւրը… (Տես պատկերները) Ասոր վրայ Զէյթունի սահմաններուն մէջ կան ԿԱՐՍԻ Կամուրջը որ կը տանի Սուրենեան թաղը, իսկ միւսը ՇՈՒՂՐԻ ԿԱՄՈՒՐՋ որ կը տանի Եաղուպեան թաղը… There is more but I will stop here… **Except that. Dear Johannes. Are “zeitun” , “shugur” and “պէրիտ/berid” from the Arabic?

Յոյժ հետաքրքիր: Խնդրեմ ընդլայնիր: Վերեւ երբ ասի որ իմ վաղեմի խաղնկերը ծնուել էր ի Ճիսր Շուղուր մոռացայ ասել թէ նա ծնուել էր Զեյթունցի ընտանիքում:

Այո սիրելի Օհան: Քո պատասխանը շատ տեղին էր եւ ակնկալուած: Անգլիերէնով մի ասազուածք կայ- “Տապակից դէպի կրակ/ From the frying pan to the fire”. Որը աւելի դաժան եւ վատ է? Այո, փորձում են Սիրիան նմանեցնել Աֆղանիստանի, Իրաքի, Լիբիայի եւլն: Տեսնենք թէ երբ ՕԹԱՆ/NATO ն որոշէ ռմբակոծել Հալէպը , այդ ռնբակոծիչ մեքենաները ինչ դրօշ պիտի կրեն Սա? http://www.enchantedlearning.com/asia/turkey/flag/Flagbig.GIF Մեր օրերին մի օր նշանակուել էր Իսքենտերունի յիշատակին, ցոյց եւ բողոքի օր: Որ՞ օրն է դա:

This is the closest the strife in Syria has come to the largest Armenian enclave of Aleppo. Survey the maps below and see where Jusr al Shugur** is. It is a few dozen miles south west of Aleppo. It , being situated at the skirts of the Ante-Lebanese mountains is one of the most verdant regions specially when compared to the arid deserts of Aleppo. I have been there. It is on the main highway between Aleppo and Kessab (we can’t see Kessab in the maps, it is at a walking distance to the left/west). At one time there was a very small Armenian community in Jisr al Shughur. In fact one of my best childhood friends was born there before moving to Aleppo. It is ironic that those fleeing to furkey are those or descendants of those who were made refugees when Alexandretta/Antioch/Musa Ler was ceded in 1939 by the French. PS. Where is our own ambassador in Aleppo Johannes to tell us the true story aside from the biased ones by CNN, BBC etc. ** Jusr/Jisr means bridge, I don’t know who or what “shughur” means.*** *** OK I found it. Jisr ash-Shugur جسر الشغور(also romanized as Jisr al-Shughour) Nickname(s): literally, "bridge of vacancy". i.e like when Armenians and Syrians had to vacate Alexandretta? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jisr_ash-Shugur http://travel.nationalgeographic.com/travel/countries/syria-map http://www.maplandia.com/syria/ http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13694802

How do you spell "banana republic'? http://hyeforum.com/index.php?showtopic=18587&pid=248287&st=0entry248287

Here is another gem. What was the name of that genius linguist? mehmet mashtoghlu? They did not even know the word “eshek” ( Indo-European) until they heard us calling them that. :jerry: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/133262843_17493c7531.jpg

=== Countries with Number of Reactors. Armenia-1 Netherlands-1 Slovenia-1 Argentina-2 Brazil-2 Bulgaria-2 Mexico-2 Pakistan-2 Romania-2 South Africa-2 Finland-4 Hungary-4 Czech Republic-6 Belgium-7 Spain-8 Sweden-10 China-13 Ukraine-15 Germany-17 Canada-18 United Kingdom-19 India-20 Korea, South-21 Russia-32 Japan-54 France-58 United States-104

Are we having fun, more than a barrel of monkeys? http://www.redintoothandclaw.com/uploaded_images/barrel-of-monkeys-721072.jpg http://www.redintoothandclaw.com/uploaded_images/barrel-of-monkeys-721072.jpg Yes, we can have fun punching more holes in their arse one at a time. Speaking of which they forgot to mention that the English word “god” from the German “got” is also from the furkish “goet”. Those goet verens!!! How many times they have lowered their shalvars to get $$$ from America and now they are doing it again to get into Europe. Remember the times when 10,000,000 lira = 1 US $ ?

Yes Armat, a good find. This would have been a good candidate for Comedistan, and a good contender for the Comedy of the Year Award, yet it is quite serious . I wish you had cited the source. A simple google opens many Keghart being on top. I don’t know much about Keghart.com and who they are. We don't know who the author is. The article is written in good English. They forgot to mention that the first men on the moon were also furks. Why not, after all they own the moon? I lied. They own only a quarter of the moon http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZoqZuZlYuKY/TUX4HNI-etI/AAAAAAAAB7g/1wdeFMnTTso/s200/158px-Flag_of_Turkey.svg%255B1%255D.png BTW. The Armenian word for crescent is Mahik from the Persian mah=moon with the diminutive suffix “ik”= small. Those other clowns call the crescent "dilim ay= slice (of) moon" or "aycha".

Yes, it is Comedistan. I wish I had half the talent of Hacob Baronian and Erwand Otian. Today is June 4, 2011 A year 364-5 days from now will be June 4, 2012. Whatever happened to Qarsun or Qarsun gisher? And as to Eurovision-orovizh@n ]

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/kevorkian/aboutk/art/ We also remember when he was severely criticized for comparing the "holocaust" where the victims were "anasthetized" with gas, vs the Genocide where, among many murderous atrocities pregnant women's abdomens were bayonetted....just for "fun". http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/death_and_dying/51184/3

The acme of absurdity and irony. At one time some rodenticides were banned because they "caused cancer in lab mice". Here is Sip's hat; http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/8156827/2/istockphoto_8156827-cheese-mouse.jpg

Dr. Kevorkian has joined his "customers". Self portrait; http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/150/i/2011/137/e/d/jack_kevorkian_by_mireynos-d3gkb62.jpg http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/kevorkian/aboutk/drdeathchapters.htm http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/150/i/2011/137/e/d/jack_kevorkian_by_mireynos-d3gkb62.jpg At times macabre; http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1W1RNTN_en&tbm=isch&q=jack+kevorkian+paintings&revid=135238593&sa=X&ei=9uzoTcrEEILPgAfI2YWLAQ&ved=0CDgQ1QIoAA&biw=1053&bih=475 In his signture blue sweater; http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/images/03/12/art.kevorkian.gi.jpg http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/images/03/12/art.kevorkian.gi.jpg

Rat poison does wonders too http://www.onebilliondolts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/RatPoison.jpg

Today, June 2, 2011 is Համբարձում-Hambardzoum -Ascension Do we have a city, town or village named Hambardzum? The capital city of Paraguay; http://www.jimmyakin.org/images/ascension.jpg http://www.jimmyakin.org/images/ascension.jpg ՀԱՄԲԱՐՁՈՒՄ ԱՐՕՏ Անուշ -Թումանեան- Տիգրանեան Համբարձում եկաւ, ծաղկունքը ալուան, Զուգել են հանդեր նախշուն գորգերով. Փունջ-փունջ աղջիկներ սարերը ելան, Վիճակ հանելու, աշխոյժ երգերով: Համբարձում եայլա, Եայլա ջան, եայլա, Լաւ օրեր, եայլա, Եայլա ջան, եայլա: Երգ ու բոյր խառնած, Թեւ թեւի տուած, Զուգում են լեռներ, Ծաղիկ են քաղում, Ծաղկի հետ խաղում Ինչպէս թիթեռներ: Համբարձում եայլա, Եայլա ջան, եայլա, Լաւ օրեր, եայլա, Եայլա ջան, եայլա: I wish we would not use so many furkish words.. That furkish word means pasture ԱՐՕՏ/Arot in Armenian.

Before we proceed let us see this farcical fable, another Armenian joke out of the way. See the story from ArmeniaNow below. When did Armenia become the fishing capital of the world? Unless of course our friends, the “first and best Christians” the inventors of Christianity want us to believe this. When is the last time the average Yerevanite had an Խորուած Իշխան/Ishkhan Khorwats? And here we see what Jesus said about Fishermen; Of course now we know who those fishy fishermen are today, the likes of jewhovas and other septic sects http://www.armenianow.com/economy/business/27159/armenian_government_export_fish

Մեր ձկնորսների ԻՇԽԱՆ/ ԹԱԳԱՒՈՐ Մովսէս, ուր՞ ես? Ah!! I found out what some the species mentioned below are, and I was surprised. We will come to them one at a time. Թառափ, Իշխան, Կարմրախայտ, Սևանի բեղլու, Սիգ: In the meantime survey this site; http://www.encyclopedia.am/pages.php?bId=1&hId=483

Wolves and sheep? Foxes and chickens? HAHA HEHE HOHO!! Is this a joke ? It is not funny! I wish it were so I could post this under Comedistan. Of course we know that the west /NATO is itching to turn Syria into another Libya, looking for that so far elusive excuse to start bombing Damascus and Aleppo . Whatever happened to those daily news and hopes of bombing Iran? Now that it was deemed another potential Afghanistan quagmire they have turned to the smaller nations of the Middle East. It is reminiscent of the Armenian saying- “Those who cannot, are afraid to beat up the donkey, hit the saddle instead” Observe the irony below about Deir el-Zor. We know that mehmet is itching to reenter Der Zor and Aleppo of the ottoman empire. After a 100 years when they drove us to the deserts, now they will take us back and protect us?? I can go on and on, suffice it to say -Is there a limit to furkish cynicism and hypocrisy? Whatever happened to th days when erbokhan threatened to deport all of the 100,000 Armenians to wherever they came from. Most and many of these are basically long festering personal vendettas. Ever since Lockerbie when Qaddafi was accused but never proven of complicity, ever since saddam thumbed his nose at Father Bush, since Syria has told the west where to go, allying with Iran …and so on. Despite all the propaganda and lies about Syria, the Armenians there are firmly behind the government. Ask our Friend Johannes. http://news.am/eng/news/61269.html Here is that article by Robert Fisk; http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/fisk/who-cares-in-the-middle-east-what-obama-says-2290761.html