Azat Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 So I was at a meeting on Thursday. It was going to be me and 3 others. At the start of the meeting 3 of us were there when the "customer"(Maria) showed up and before starting the meeting she looked at one of my coworkers and said "You know you look so much like 'Baby Face'". Then she looked at the second coworker and said "And you, you are so pretty, you look like Celine Dion"(in reality she looks much prettier than Celine). Before she could say anything else I said "And I bet you think I look like Tom Cruise right". We all laughed and started the meeting... Later on that day I was sitting in my office and thinking in my head "You know Maria is really a cool person and super nice as well. No one had ever said that I look like Tom Cruise. She really is nice." And it took 2-3 minutes of day dreaming until I remembered that she had not said anything, but that it was I. So you see Anileve jan, instead of Tom Cruises image as your avatar you can just put mine. I know I am nuts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 hahahahahaha, Azat, we love you for these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 .... ditto (what stormig said) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 Your better then Tom Cruise Azat......your Armenian!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 Dude you guys know this joke that went along the lines of Tom Cruise being Armenian because he had a big nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurgen Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 Who isn't Anon? If we believe the Rabiz propaganda mills, even Pavarotti is Armenian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 Azat, for the record, I think you definitely could pass as Tom Cruise's limo driver's brother. I know, I know ... I'm a turkey But LMAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 azat jan you're one of the most beautiful people i know you are funny and very kindhearted after all isn't that the most important thing in life? to share kindness and joy with others and make people smile? everything else is an illusion and a deception at best...not everyone is capable of that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 I'm capable of many things, but servicing others' souls is not one of my job descriptions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 Azat,but you must have been so happy those few minutes when you thought she gave you that compliment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 haaaaa! typical selfish armenian male perspective! no one was challengin' your stance hun we get what we give in this world...that's how it works they're all worth a dime a dozen..dime a dozen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 ... you are funny and very kindhearted after all isn't that the most important thing in life? OUCH I think Azat would much rather be Tom Cruise right now. And I would say I am in the same boat as him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 OUCH I think Azat would much rather be Tom Cruise right now. And I would say I am in the same boat as him Sip jan, i seriously thought you have more "xelk" than that! really!! maybe you're kiddin??-- i meant what i said! it's all about how people make you feel...isn't that the definition of falling in love? (azat jan, i'm not there yet! )...if it were for just looks and physique i would have been in love with david (statue) a long time ago! no! it's about how friends, etc. make you feel inside! if you can't be the source of the light at least be the mirror that reflects it...we all get what we deserve in the end..and if you're a good boy sip you will get yours too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 I was kidding bruin jan Just making fun of Zatik ... after all, this thread is where we get to make fun of him. It's usually a bad sign when a girl tells you "you are kind and funny" ... it sometimes could mean "you are also fat and ugly" But yah ... I am going to try VERY hard to be a good boy now ... edit: Correction ... a good "turkey" now! Azat, I'm just saving you the typing trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph parikian Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 > Football game analyzed....by a blonde > > A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. > They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the > game, he > asked her how she liked the experience. > > "Oh, I really liked it," she replied "especially the tight pants > and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were > killing each other for 25 cents." > > Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" > > "Well..." she said, "I saw them flip a coin and one team got it > and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the > quarterback! Get the quarterback!' Hel-LLLO...it's only 25 cents! > hate to think what they'd do if it was a whole DOLLAR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gevo27 Posted February 8, 2004 Report Share Posted February 8, 2004 I'm capable of many things, but servicing others' souls is not one of my job descriptions. I think its the only way to love your significant other mouse... servicing others soul..... hmm... only way!........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted February 8, 2004 Report Share Posted February 8, 2004 hmmmm servicing others soles...i dunno bout that..bbut azatitos jan...ure dope, dont ever think otherwise...heck--u should be the next gq man of the year...based on what i hear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted February 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2004 Bruinchick and Angel, I love you ladies and it is not all the wine that I had this evening. Seapahanchik, you're no turkey, you are a professor just not good looking like Tom and I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted February 8, 2004 Report Share Posted February 8, 2004 Azat jan your are nuts Azat jan I was told to get on a diet that will have no meet – so for the last 3 days I have been actins like a vegetarian and duing my best to stay a way form beef and Pork Fat and Chikkkken Eating veggies is no problem, fruits no problem, but Man – veggie dogs ? veggie pizza ? veggie lahmajun ? man this staff is stinking – haw on earth have you manage to eat this food ??? Pork Fat roolllllssss !!!! BAm!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted February 8, 2004 Report Share Posted February 8, 2004 Azatik, I've decided to take your advice. Although, I hope you don't mind, I've made a slight modification for people to distinguish us from each other. I mean, I don't want to taint your reputation by creating feminist posts and startling people. Plus we need somewhat an indication of my gender, since that might also be a threat to your reputation. As for your nutty story, well I got one that will surely push yours out of the “nutty” parameter. ============== Three years ago I was preparing myself for a trip to Miami and with a suggestion of a friend we decided to prepare our vulnerable defrosting skin by getting some artificial sun rays...aka tanning beds. Now this went against my morals of anti-vanity, but in order to prepare my skin for the beach I decided... what the hell! When we arrived at the tanning salon we purchased a “special” package of 5 sessions (surely that would be enough of a preparation I thought). We received free packets of a tanning lotion which otherwise was pretty pricey. Armed with some knowledge of how the process works we headed towards our private rooms. After the session was over I noticed that my friend was a bit darker than I. No worries I thought, I have 4 more sessions to go and my skin is a bit resistant to a sun tan. Next session I decided to outsmart the salon and brought my own lotion, keeping health concerns at hand. As we exited our rooms, I've noticed that my friend is substansially dark this time, I expressed my frustration to the “tanning operator”, he glanced at my hand and with a smirk said that it might be the SPF30 I was using. Yes I know, what the hell is the point of tanning if I am going to use SPF30? Next session was the same story, my friend glowed with her bronze skin color. I shrugged my shoulder concentrating hard on any speks of color, she spotted sooome change... when she looked really closely. My final session came... as I the light went off, I started getting dressed, with a conclusion that my olive tone is as stubborn as my character, I saw no changes once again. Then all of a sudden my glance fell upon the lid of the tanning bed, and at that instant I knew why the color of my skin hasn't been affected. Number 4 on the lid read: “Please lower the lid all the way”. Apparently the entire neighborhood was getting a tan except me. Talk about dum, du, dum, dum, dum... So much for vanity... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted February 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2004 HAHA hAHAHAHA HAAHAHAH. Great one Eve. And I have to say you have the most wonderful avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted February 8, 2004 Report Share Posted February 8, 2004 Well thank you my Idol, I am just following the lead of my master... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted February 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2004 Even and the text under the Avatar..... I think I can die happy now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted February 8, 2004 Report Share Posted February 8, 2004 Well don't rush it my dear, enjoy these glorious moments of my “Azat Worship”, because before you know it I will turn back into my old venomous serpent-headed self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted February 8, 2004 Report Share Posted February 8, 2004 I'm glad I saw this thread because for a second I saw eve's avatar in a different thread and thought Azat had "changed teams" on us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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