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This post is dedicated to xxxSipanxxx, Happy Birthday man! Ever since I have known you, you have beaten me in chess every game you played. You weren’t shy to ridicule me when you would mate me in a matter of 2 minutes while I was struggling to get my queen out for an attack. I guess those days served as a beginning of my feminist orientation. Being in constant company of you, Karen and a few others of my childhood male friends, I realized that I had to prove myself as a girl, since most of them took advantage of my petite build and my colorful dresses and bows in my hair, which served as a target of mockery. And xxxSip you tought me a valuable lesson…

 

I remember when you put my favorite dress on, it was sky blue with a little apron that had a princess with snowflakes embroidery, the edges of the apron were adorned with delicate lace and the ribbons were to be tied in the back for a beautiful effect of a glorious bow. What a dress it was! To my great horror I watched you parade in my room with that dress on, as it was slowly tearing at the seams with tiny particles of the grape leaves of dolma stuck in your golden teeth you said with a triumph: “You see I am wearing a dress, however it just doesn’t fit me as well as it would fit a woman, does it? Well this is a proof that you should never try to be what you are not, girls wear dresses and men lift them with one hand and with the other they try to reach the sky, and that will never change, now go to the kitchen and learn how to cook!”

 

I will never forget those words, I still remember your gut ascending from underneath that delicate apron distorting a slim figure of a little princess, I slightly remember that her face looked green perhaps from the lack of oxygen, and your chest hair (yes Armenian men start growing hair at a very young age) was peering from the white collar of my sky blue dress giving it a unique look of an expensive fur collar.

 

Dear XxSip, you were an inspiration to me, your mind that was not corrupt with an intellect, your short temper, your ability to shove pebbles far down your ears while you cracked nuts were some of those exceptional qualities that make me realize that I am so thankful that adult age came quickly… Happy birthday to you, You devil!!!! :ph34r:

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Does no one care about xxSip? I mean the guy is turning 19 he is approaching his manhood and the thoughts of responsibility are probably pondering his young mind. And you guys don't even want to send him off into his manhood with good wishes?

 

Who is he anyway? :huh:

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Evelina, we don't know who he is. I am a bit suspicious of people whose name is surrounded by xxx's. But I thought you would introduce your new mate to us ;) Strangely there are many people in the forum who have never said a word yet we can see their birthdays.
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I remember when you put my favorite dress on, it was sky blue with a little apron that had a princess with snowflakes embroidery, the edges of the apron were adorned with delicate lace and the ribbons were to be tied in the back for a beautiful effect of a glorious bow

 

I wouldn’t post this if I was you :) now some of our forum members ( we only have 2 of them that we know ) will be PM’ing XxSip asking him out for a date :)/ in that blue dress of yours.

 

just a joke

 

 

 

xxxSipanxxx Happy Birthday

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Vay MosJan khokhma ek duq! I am aware of one member, but who is the second one? Agh the blue dress turned into a dust cloth (a very Armenian tradition of recycling clothes aka dust cloths), since his male form ripped it along the seams. And speaking of that it reminds me my most hated article of clothing ---- kalgotkaner or retuz, yuk! :yucky: I hated those stubbly things with a passion and what is more I can’t believe that boys used to wear them without any pants over it. I think all Armenian men would be natural ballet dancer since from childhood they were introduced the comfort and flexibility of tights. :ph34r:

 

As for xxSip, I hope he won’t kick my ass, for the record I exaggerated that story about him shoving a pebble down his ear while cracking the nuts... :lol:

 

Also MosJan I must say that I really like your avatar, it gives me this sense of mystic and yet tranquil feel. Although I must admit I thought it was a tree by the moon at first and then I realized that it was the fierce anima, the bad wolf that has been given a very bad reputation by the worlds’ misunderstanding of his habits of survival, and now he is howling at the world in despair and injustice….Err whatever it’s cool in other words. :blink:

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I wouldn’t post this if I was you :) now some of our forum members ( we only have 2 of them that we know ) will be PM’ing XxSip asking him out for a date :)/ in that blue dress of yours.

 

just a joke

 

 

 

xxxSipanxxx Happy Birthday

nooooooooooo MosJan!! omg.. lol... :huh: :angry: :D :lol:

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hey i was gonna post the topiiiiiiic..lol j/k i wont be a baby about it!!

 

extra jan i wish you the very very very very best...hope everything you have hoped and wished for is fulfilled this year, although its too late for santa, cupid is still around you know...hehe!

 

here's something cute to think about....

there is still no cure for the common birthday...

 

 

if wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them be written upon the heart ...the spirit should never grow old! J.A Garfield

 

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art...

 

Dont just count your years, make yuor years count!

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Happy Birthday, and don't wave around with that needle of yours. Its size is intimidating somewhat!

 

Thanks Anileve jan, that was very sweet of you :D

 

Never take life seriously and remember to occasionally laugh at yourself.  ;)

 

Will do ;)

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