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Besides I just wanted to remind you of the days when you were young and up to any kind of mischief.

 

 

:( :( :wheelchair:

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Ed jan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I didn't mean to upset you! I am sure you are pulling my leg about your age being young and ... (you are welcome to add any additional private information you might want to share with all of us)

 

 

no janik, this is the our Tantigs Humor section we all are having a little fun

and yes I'm older then most of you here :) accept Arpa, Azat, Gamavor, Yervantik, Maralik, and Harutik

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no janik, this is the our Tantigs Humor section we all are having a little fun

and yes I'm older then most of you here :) accept Arpa, Azat, Gamavor, Yervantik, Maralik, and Harutik

 

 

Who knows, who knows?... I might be old enough to be your grandmother :) .

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no janik, this is the our Tantigs Humor section we all are having a little fun

and yes I'm older then most of you here :) accept Arpa, Azat, Gamavor, Yervantik, Maralik, and Harutik

 

 

Ed your older then Azat & Haroutik ??

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no janik, this is the our Tantigs Humor section we all are having a little fun

and yes I'm older then most of you here :) accept Arpa, Azat, Gamavor, Yervantik, Maralik, and Harutik

 

:angry:

I might be old but I'm still cuter then the rest on that list!

:lol2:

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no janik, this is the our Tantigs Humor section we all are having a little fun

and yes I'm older then most of you here :) accept Arpa, Azat, Gamavor, Yervantik, Maralik, and Harutik

I might be old not but come July I am going to be as young as a 20 year old guy. When I go to Armenian in July and Armen takes me to Ararat Konyak Factory and does what he promised I will turn young again...

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I might be old not but come July I am going to be as young as a 20 year old guy. When I go to Armenian in July and Armen takes me to Ararat Konyak Factory and does what he promised I will turn young again...

 

 

edwardin el er et xostatsel

bayst te tarav Jermuk / chnayats Edward@ Jermukits aveli goh er bayst te / Jermuk@ Konyak chi

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I might be old not but come July I am going to be as young as a 20 year old guy. When I go to Armenian in July and Armen takes me to Ararat Konyak Factory and does what he promised I will turn young again...

 

 

du hastat gnatsir konyaki zavod! lavna, shat ksires

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edwardin el er et xostatsel

bayst te tarav Jermuk / chnayats Edward@ Jermukits aveli goh er bayst te / Jermuk@ Konyak chi

 

 

Jermuk aselits tsnkners tsalvumen

Jermuk aselis toqers urrum en, sirts tRrtrun, u amen inch kangun ;)

Jeruk aselis el mah@ um shunne? :)

 

Areri em uzum, ARENIIIIIIIIIIIII

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George, age 92, and Edith, age 89, had been seeing each other for 2

years, when they decided that life was too short and they might as well

be together, for the rest of their lives.

 

Excited about their decision to become newlyweds, they went for a stroll

to discuss the wedding and what plans needed to be made. Along their

way, they found themselves in front of a drugstore.

 

George said to his bride-to-be, "Let's go in. I have an idea."

 

They walked to the rear of the store and addressed the man behind the counter:

 

"Are you the owner?", asked George.

 

The pharmacist answered, "Yes, sir. How may I help you?"

 

George: "Do you sell heart medications?"

 

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

 

George: "How about support hose for circulation?"

 

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

 

George: "What about medications for rheumatism, osteoporosis, and arthritis?"

 

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

 

George: "How about waterproof furniture pads and Depends?"

 

Pharmacist: "Yes sir."

 

George: "Hearing aids, denture supplies, and reading glasses?"

 

Pharmacist: "Yes."

 

George: "What about eye drops, sleeping pills, Geritol, Preparation-H, and ExLax?"

 

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

 

George: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers, and canes?"

 

Pharmacist: "All kinds and sizes. Why all these questions?"

 

George smiled, glanced shyly at Edith and replied to the pharmacist, "We've

decided to get married and we'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry."

 

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Abarantsin zangum e yeghpore u latselov asum mer here bartsratsav tti tsare tut tap talu, enkav u menk aytpisov kortsrink mer hore, yeghpayrnel myus koghmits asum e che hnaravor chi, hle lav man ekek, ho matani chi vor korchi.

 

3 aparantsi kangnats xoselis en linum u meke myusin patmum en vor irenk shat inad en. Meke asum e yes sranits 3 amis arach gnatsi tun, tesa kines chash chi patrastel u et orvanits inad em engel mer tane chem chashum. Yerkrord aparantsin asum e da shat mets chi hamematats imin, yes 2 amis arach gnatsi tun, dure tsetsetsi kines dure chbatsets u et orvanits tun chem gnum. Yerort abarantsin asum e dzere park e hamematats indz, asume hishum ek vor 15 tari arach amusnatsa, enkernere asum en ayo, sa asum e de mer amusnutyan gisere harsanikits heto, mer nnjasenyakum eyink, motetsa knojes, kines sksets chem u chum anel, yes el inad enga et orvanits iran matov chem kpel, es enkernerits mekn asum e lsi ba en 3 yerexeke vor unek drank umnen, sa asum e havata inad em enkel et el chem hartsrel :D

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Mi hat ter hayr u mi hat marshutnu shofer mahanum en u yerkusi hogin el gnum e yerkink. Astvats marshutnu shoferin asum e du miangamits gnum es draxt, ter hayre asum e ter astvats isk yes? Astvats asum e zavakes hamperi piti voroshenk, ter hayre asum astvats im inchpes yeghav vor marshutnu shofere miangamits gnats draxt isk indz piti voroshek, marshutnu shofere ir kyankum kez chi chanachel, misht xuliganutyunov e zbaxvel isk du nran draxt ugharketsir yes vor nman kyankes kez em pashtel, karozel ko surp goyutyune, du piti voroshes te yes ur gnam? Astvats patasxanum e, zavakes axr yerp du karozum eir amen mart knum er isk yerp marshutnu shofere kshum er amen mard aghotum er.
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Haye mtnum e zukaran dzerke turkakan tert, turke hartsnum e tertov inch piti anes haye patasxanum e, srpvem. Hajort ore haye tesnum e turkne mtnum zukaran haykakan terte dzerke, haye asum e inch piti anes haykakan terte, turke asum e srpvem. hayepatasxanum e -zgush yeghi hetevet glxitset aveli xelatsi chdarna
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The Ultimate Rejection Letter

 

 

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Herbert A. Millington

Chair - Search Committee

412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University

College Hill, MA 34109

 

Dear Professor Millington,

 

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I

regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me

an assistant professor position in your department.

 

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually

large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field

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Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in

rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at

this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor

in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

 

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

 

Sincerely,

Chris L. Jensen

 

 

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Maral!!!!!!!!!!

 

This is just terrific!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a wonderful and heartrending (:)) letter!

 

You obviously have a nose for first-class jokes :)))))))))))))))))))

I'm glad you are enjoying them :D

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