ED Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 (edited) Nice haircut (stylish, something like Hitler's mustache) will do for me. Same goes for men, especially if you are not that gifted with longevity of your list, at least it would look bigger. That of course doesn't apply to me! maaaaan, I don’t know about you but this cracked me UPPPPPPP Edited October 4, 2003 by Edward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America-Hye Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 I am the anti-thesis of Azat. Do I have a chance with this young hottie? 1. Have never smoked, ANYTHING 2. VERY humble in real life 3. NEVER wear suits. 4. NO piercings ever 5. Wear no jewelry at all, not even a watch 6. Only use a natural underarm deodorant. No cologne ever. 7 Drink only red wine, and only with meals 8. Give my woen a lot of latitude, not at all overprotective 9 SHALLOW. I'll have you thinking so deep about things that you will get dizzy. Can you handle the anti-thesis of an Armenian man??? This old man is exceptionally well-preserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Armat, On behalf of and as the president of SBLSoA I ask you to retract your statement as soon as possible. SBLSoA - Sissy Boring Lover Society of America can I eat watermelons with your secretery?I promise I will be my most boring self respectful of the SBLSoA rules. Ask her if she likes a sensitive,endlessly talkative,hairy, big nose, bold guy.I am sure I got her juice bar flowing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Sip, if I'm turned on it's because of myself and not because of an external male factor. America-Hye, you too are a turn off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Nairi jan, I am so glad you did not say "Azat, you too are a turn off." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Nairi jan, I am so glad you did not say "Azat, you too are a turn off."Azat, you've picked the WRONG day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 I am the anti-thesis of Azat. Do I have a chance with this young hottie? 1. Have never smoked, ANYTHING 2. VERY humble in real life 3. NEVER wear suits. 4. NO piercings ever 5. Wear no jewelry at all, not even a watch 6. Only use a natural underarm deodorant. No cologne ever. 7 Drink only red wine, and only with meals 8. Give my woen a lot of latitude, not at all overprotective 9 SHALLOW. I'll have you thinking so deep about things that you will get dizzy. Can you handle the anti-thesis of an Armenian man??? This old man is exceptionally well-preserved. Hagarag ,you forgat to mention that at moments notice you will drop the poor unfortunate girl for her brother.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 (edited) . Edited October 5, 2003 by Armat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Big watermelon breasts. No class look. nothing more attractive than a slim, leggy woman with no more than grapefruit sized breasts. sooo does that mean you also like orange juice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Guys I am forming a club for “proud to be a male” and suggested candidates for president are 1 Azat2 Sip3 Edward4 Thoth5 Harout6 Hagarag?7 Other Rules are as fallows 1.Never allow a break during lovemaking2. Must never take the trash out!3. Must always watch Football on Sundays and wives and girlfriends must be out!4. Always tell her she is beautiful even if she grows a mustache!5. When in trouble buy her flowers!6. If she complains too much send her to the mall with her friends feel free to continue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Is there an opening for janitor, bus boy, or concierge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Sip ,I was just looking over your resume.You are darn overqualified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varduhi Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 ohhh wow everyone here has good list I agree with almost all of you... Turn offs for me would be when the guy says TSAVT TANEM or KYANKS I mean they are not GOD to tsav@s tanen or me being their kyank(life)???? Give me a break you just met me how do you know I am your life if you don’t mean it then don’t waste your and my time saying it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Sip, if I'm turned on it's because of myself and not because of an external male factor. America-Hye, you too are a turn off. OK Nairi - so you aren't into bi-sexual males...that is apparent...well...perhaps you should move out of Holland... Still (serioulsy)...thinking about your post...well its almost sad...its a real shame you have never met someone who could excite you...again(like I tell Sip) - I think that your really missing out...though I do think/suspect it must be the fault of the guys you date/hang around or such...aggain - a shame...a gal deserves better ('specially a gal as with it as you seem to be...)...really don't know what to say/suggest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Guys I am forming a club for “proud to be a male” and suggested candidates for president are 1 Azat2 Sip3 Edward4 Thoth5 Harout6 Hagarag?7 Other Rules are as fallows 1.Never allow a break during lovemaking2. Must never take the trash out!3. Must always watch Football on Sundays and wives and girlfriends must be out!4. Always tell her she is beautiful even if she grows a mustache!5. When in trouble buy her flowers!6. If she complains too much send her to the mall with her friends feel free to continue Sorry Armat - count me out - boring... (I'd rather hang with the gals...LOL) - funny comment on earlier post about Anerican-hye though...(dropping the gal for her brother - LOL)...and sure I like hanging with the guys - doing guy things (watching football, playing poker [though we have soem gals in our games....and they can play too - some certainlybetter than I]...but too me all this "man show" stuff is really a bunch of crap...nothing (with the guys) can beat being with a nice gal and doing things for/with her - etc (even applies to the wife...though certainly there are times I think otherwise...and wish i were just out drinking with the buds and such...or just out...away...far away...LOL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 sooo does that mean you also like orange juice? Bruin jan, shat satana es bayts :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 can I eat watermelons with your secretery?I promise I will be my most boring self respectful of the SBLSoA rules. Ask her if she likes a sensitive,endlessly talkative,hairy, big nose, bold guy.I am sure I got her juice bar flowing! Armat jan, just spoke with my admin and he said he loves watermelon and would love to eat it with you. He said he would like to bring his 4 friends with him if you don't mind. Really nice guys. Here is their pic. http://www.bravotv.com/images/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy/Photos/group09.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunny Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 who likes girls with piercings (tongue, belly, elsewhere)? and would you let your gf/wife have them?? oh and i wanted to mention that you can't say armenian girls have big noses or are hairy cuz armenian guys have bigger noses and are twice as hairy! and hair is the easiest thing to take care of so don't go dissing girls just cuz they got a few extra hair on their face/body! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America-Hye Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Armat, In all the years of my marriage I NEVER ONCE cheated on my wife. Yet, she cheated on me with both men and women. As for my long-time relationship with another woman, before my marriage, I cheated on her once with a Heria Woman. It was during times of no relationship that I dallied with guys. You have a very distorted perception of persons like me, that we are promiscuous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America-Hye Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Hyebruin, How did you know that I really LOVE orange juice? And in terms of breasts, orange size is just PERFECT. I could suck on those oranges for hours. SORRY, I just had to express myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America-Hye Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Armat, Proud to be male? Why the question mark? I'll have you know that I am VERY proud to be male. I am masculine, but with a young man look even at my advanced age. I will also have you know that my former "roomate" was a handsome star football quarterback who had women falling at his feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Azat jan I am totally impressed and I like to pass this greal trophy guys stright to Hagarag with ribbons all around it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 Armat, Proud to be male? Why the question mark? I'll have you know that I am VERY proud to be male. I am masculine, but with a young man look even at my advanced age. I will also have you know that my former "roomate" was a handsome star football quarterback who had women falling at his feet. Hagarag you are ok by me, really true, the only advice I can gave - please have sex with someone anyone!! After twenty years of celibacy you are probably beyond “need to see a psychologist” I do care. Take action!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 Azat jan I am totally impressed and I like to pass this greal trophy guys stright to Hagarag with ribbons all around it. HAHAHAHAHAHAH :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America-Hye Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 That group is ugly as sin, with the excepion of the one at the far right who is passable. As for celibacy, I did not state that I was celibate for 20 years. I stated that during my marriage I did have sex exclusively with my ex-wife. She was the one who opened us up to potential disease or potential AIDS by sleeping with all those married Heria doctors and with her girl-toy socialite friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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