hayemyes Posted May 27, 2001 Report Share Posted May 27, 2001 Excuse me for the language but this one was really good... Taoism: Sh*t happens. Confucianism: Confucius says, "Sh*t happens". Buddhism: If sh*t actually happens, it is not really sh*t. Zen buddhism: What is the sound of sh*t happening? Hinduism: This sh*t has all happened before. Islam: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah. Protestanism: Let the sh*t happen to someone else. Catholicism: If sh*t happens, you probably deserve it. Judaism: Why does sh*t always happen to us? Quakerism: Sh*t? What dost thou mean, sh*t? Atheism: All this is bullsh*t! Murphyism: Sh*t happens most when you need it least. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard all this bullsh*t before. Sorry again for the language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul bunyan Posted June 5, 2001 Report Share Posted June 5, 2001 what does Orthodox say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon Posted June 6, 2001 Report Share Posted June 6, 2001 Gin mu gerta shouga tsoug knelou.-Ays tsougeru tarm en?- gu hartsune tsugnavajarin.-Ad inch khosk e, ches desner gor vor dagavin gentani en?--Yete vor gentani en! ...Im martus al gentani e, payts...payts arten oudelou pan che... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted June 21, 2001 Report Share Posted June 21, 2001 quote:Originally posted by Paul bunyan:what does Orthodox say?If it happened to us, than we will make sure that it will happen to somebody else too... I guess![ June 20, 2001: Message edited by: gamavor ][ June 20, 2001: Message edited by: gamavor ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armen Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 This is the new edition with more entries. ------------------------------------------------------- Religions of the World Taoism: Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Confusianism: Confucius says: shit happens Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage. Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad. Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us? Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama. TV Evangalism: Send more shit. Atheism: No shit. Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening. Jehovahs Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens. Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind. Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit. ------------------------------------------------------------ Armenian Apostolic Church: Don't give us your shit. Make donations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 haha those are hilarious dudeZ~~ my fave one is the islam one and the judaism one too thats really funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage. :lol2: Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit. hahaha. very good!!! very good!! thanks for the laugh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Armenian Apostolic Church: Don't give us your shit. Make donations. oh oh lol... that was a good one. i like all of them!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKGIRL28 Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 what a load of crap! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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