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Philosophical and theological thoughts about sh*t.......


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Excuse me for the language but this one was really good...

 

Taoism: Sh*t happens.

 

Confucianism: Confucius says, "Sh*t happens".

 

Buddhism: If sh*t actually happens, it is not really sh*t.

 

Zen buddhism: What is the sound of sh*t happening?

 

Hinduism: This sh*t has all happened before.

 

Islam: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah.

 

Protestanism: Let the sh*t happen to someone else.

 

Catholicism: If sh*t happens, you probably deserve it.

 

Judaism: Why does sh*t always happen to us?

 

Quakerism: Sh*t? What dost thou mean, sh*t?

 

Atheism: All this is bullsh*t!

 

Murphyism: Sh*t happens most when you need it least.

 

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard all this bullsh*t before.

 

 

 

Sorry again for the language.

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Gin mu gerta shouga tsoug knelou.

-Ays tsougeru tarm en?- gu hartsune tsugnavajarin.

-Ad inch khosk e, ches desner gor vor dagavin gentani en?-

-Yete vor gentani en! ...Im martus al gentani e, payts...payts arten oudelou pan che...

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quote:
Originally posted by Paul bunyan:
what does Orthodox say?


If it happened to us, than we will make sure that it will happen to somebody else too... I guess!

[ June 20, 2001: Message edited by: gamavor ]

[ June 20, 2001: Message edited by: gamavor ]
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This is the new edition with more entries.

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Religions of the World

 

Taoism: Shit happens.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Confusianism: Confucius says: shit happens

Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.

Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.

TV Evangalism: Send more shit.

Atheism: No shit.

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Jehovahs Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens.

Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

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Armenian Apostolic Church: Don't give us your shit. Make donations.

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