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UKGIRL28

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    Impressions Of The Day

    Final thought of the day... Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from.
  2. i always wanted to know if blind people ever dream at night and if they do, what do their dreams contain?
  3. UKGIRL28

    Opinion~

    I play Mariokart!!
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    On The Street?

    I think they were done in London...pretty cool dont ya think!
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    On The Street?

    cool use of perspective
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    On The Street?

    Art doesnt have to be in a public Museum or an Art Gallery to be apprieciated and which we have to pay to view... The beauty of Art in your eyes, YOUR definition of what Art is, and how it makes you feel, is what you make of it... I think these images are excellent!
  7. Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass
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    Time Capsule

    hhmm...definately photos of places, people, & animals coz some could well be extinct by then and maybe a good bottle of red wine - could be a great find for someone to drink eh?!
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    Atheism

    In my childhood, my Mother specifically sent me to Roman Catholic Schools, primary, Middle and High School and we were taught Religious Studies in classes I didnt enjoy it very much (but thats just me)...and because my mother was raised in a strict catholic manner where you had to go to church every Sunday, she tried to raise me in the same way by making me go to church when I was older... so I had my Communion and got Confirmed and everything.. I dont particularly think Religion is that important in everyday life and i certainly dont go to church anymore, but I do agree with Skittles with the fact that .. you don't have to go to church every sunday and pray 24/7 in order to be considered religious... I think people take religion too seriously these days (which ever religion it is) but that is my own opinion and im not implying what society should or shouldnt do.. Obviously, we all have a choice in life and whether we believe in God or not is entirely up to ourselves at the end of the day.. and yeah, if something dramatic happened in your life, there is the option of turning to religion if you think it would help...I certainly did, but that didnt mean I still go to church every sunday..
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    Weird

    LOL depends how you fiddle!!
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    Boredom

    LOL works both ways! so, dont be bored and go and do something! Anything!
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    Boredom

    there is a saying: Only boring people get bored
  13. On a positive note I mean...there are certain factors which are acceptable in Holland like the coffee shops, same sex marriages, etc... that will never happen over here in this country! LOL
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    Weird

    Im sure that pics been fiddled with!! LOL
  15. Marriage or no marriage - at the end of the day, if two people want to be together (same sex) for whatever reason: be it love, commitment, children...ect, then its their choice! I dont see what all the fuss is about!!
  16. Anything is possible in Holland gurgen, that's what I admire about the country!
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    Weird

    Now, if that girl was a man....! hmmm
  18. Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ____________________________________ Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th. Q: What year? A: Every year. ______________________________________ Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. _____________________________________ Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. ______________________________________ Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. ______________________________________ Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? A: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ___________________________________ Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? _____________________________________ Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? ____________________________________ Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? _____________________________________ Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? ______________________________________ Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? ______________________________________ Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? _____________________________________ Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ____________________________________ Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. ______________________________________ Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. ______________________________________ Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? ______________________________________ Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere
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