Lana Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Здравствуйте. Ишу гражданина США, согласного на фиктивный брак. Если вы заинтересованы в деньгах, ну и в том, чтобы сделать огромное доброе дело, пожалуйста дайте мне знать. I am looking for a US citizen who might consider going to Armenia for a couple of months and marrying a woman there. Of course, this implies not only earning money but also doing a kindest act which will change some people's lives. If you feel you can help me somehow please contact me by PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Harut jan. Achkt luis axper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lana Posted October 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Azat It's not a joke. I had to struggle with myself to post this, but this is another hope... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 you realize you are asking someone to commit a crime for which they can spend years in jail... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lana Posted October 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 you realize you are asking someone to commit a crime for which they can spend years in jail... Well, marriage with love is not a crime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Well, marriage with love is not a crime Wow Azat, sounds like a good deal here. What do you say Could I be the flower girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 inchu che Karelia e Yes el Qavor klinem Azat jan axper menq qo mejqin Kangnats enq aper iharke yete Harsnatsun mer T$ax$ern el k@qa$hi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 (edited) http://www.rubiconownersforum.com/phpbb2/images/smiles/worthless.gif I would like to propose a preliminary payment formula: a = age b = bust size c = waist size d = height e = weight f = # of teeth g = subjective looks factor (1=Katherine Bell, ..., 100=Queen of England) paymet = alpha * [ a^2 * c * weight / (hight * b * f) ] ^ (g-10) alpha is a normalization factor depending on the type of currency being used as payment. Edited October 27, 2005 by Sip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 you realize you are asking someone to commit a crime for which they can spend years in jail... Azat jan ay axpoer inch es @enkel jaill millll - iy axper amen iren HArgogh T@ghamard gone 2 or Jail'um pit antskatsni... Axper jan Siro hamar Mardiq Inqnaspan en linum isk du mi qani tary jaill nsteluts vaxenum es.. heto misht hishi - k@to niriskuyet - Tot Shampanski Nipyot Targmanutyun R-HAyeren En ov Viz chi dnum - qyasar Shampanski chi xmum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arvestaked Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Здравствуйте. Ишу гражданина США, согласного на фиктивный брак. Если вы заинтересованы в деньгах, ну и в том, чтобы сделать огромное доброе дело, пожалуйста дайте мне знать. I am looking for a US citizen who might consider going to Armenia for a couple of months and marrying a woman there. Of course, this implies not only earning money but also doing a kindest act which will change some people's lives. If you feel you can help me somehow please contact me by PM. How about staying in Hayastan? The population is shrinking there faster than almost all countries and it will cease to exist if people just keep marrying and leaving. The diaspora is trying to help the country and makes the effort to repopulate it while the natives couldn't be more anxious to leave it in a cloud of dust. It's starting to piss me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Arvestaked, it is really easy for us to criticize them while we live a fairly comfortable life here. But believe me I do not blame ANYONE who leaves the country as it is VERY hard and we all live only once and why should you and I drive a nice car, live in a nice house, eat good food and they suffer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 http://www.rubiconownersforum.com/phpbb2/images/smiles/worthless.gif I would like to propose a preliminary payment formula: a = age b = bust size c = waist size d = height e = weight f = # of teeth g = subjective looks factor (1=Katherine Bell, ..., 100=Queen of England) paymet = alpha * [ a^2 * c * weight / (hight * b * f) ] ^ (g-10) alpha is a normalization factor depending on the type of currency being used as payment. Sip, I got 4.04789E-16 am I in trouble? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lana Posted October 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 (edited) How about staying in Hayastan? The population is shrinking there faster than almost all countries and it will cease to exist if people just keep marrying and leaving. The diaspora is trying to help the country and makes the effort to repopulate it while the natives couldn't be more anxious to leave it in a cloud of dust. It's starting to piss me off. Erb karot@ shat e neghum, el kaghakakanutyan masin inch-vor mtatsel hech ches uzum Again when on stake is the price for being reunited with my family, I don't really want to think about population. Edited October 28, 2005 by Lana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 LAna jan Mer HAsnatsun Qani Tarekana ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arvestaked Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Arvestaked, it is really easy for us to criticize them while we live a fairly comfortable life here. But believe me I do not blame ANYONE who leaves the country as it is VERY hard and we all live only once and why should you and I drive a nice car, live in a nice house, eat good food and they suffer? That doesn't change my mind one bit. If I didn't have family and friends here (sorry I was born here) nothing would be keeping me. Nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 That doesn't change my mind one bit. If I didn't have family and friends here (sorry I was born here) nothing would be keeping me. Nothing. I hear you Arvestaked. Soon unfortunately everyone will be coming here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 That doesn't change my mind one bit. If I didn't have family and friends here (sorry I was born here) nothing would be keeping me. Nothing. thats a bunch of BS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Sip, I got 4.04789E-16 am I in trouble? Azat, according to the formula, you are a woman then. Unless you're not using the same units. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 http://www.rubiconownersforum.com/phpbb2/images/smiles/worthless.gif I would like to propose a preliminary payment formula: a = age b = bust size c = waist size d = height e = weight f = # of teeth g = subjective looks factor (1=Katherine Bell, ..., 100=Queen of England) paymet = alpha * [ a^2 * c * weight / (hight * b * f) ] ^ (g-10) alpha is a normalization factor depending on the type of currency being used as payment. I see from the above post that Sip is very interested in going to Armenia for a wife. Don't forget about making me your flower girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lana Posted October 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 LAna jan Mer HAsnatsun Qani Tarekana ??? Mos jan, I have two ways of seeing my family in America. The first one is the reason I started this topic; the woman is 46 years old and doesn't want to marry in the real sense of the word. The second one has nothing to do with money; I want my 20-year old sister to create her future family here, in California with an intelligent Armenian man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 wouldnt it be easier to marry off your (20 yr old) sister? Im assuming she is with her mother in Armenia... California with an intelligent Armenian man. o.O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Mos jan, I have two ways of seeing my family in America. The first one is the reason I started this topic; the woman is 46 years old and doesn't want to marry in the real sense of the word. The second one has nothing to do with money; I want my 20-year old sister to create her future family here, in California with an intelligent Armenian man. hmmm 46 is to old for Azat - 20 is way to young for him no janik Azat@ cheghav Du Sip'i het gorts brni - manavand yete 46 tarekan@ lav t@nakan Jasher e patrastum Lolikov PS. if this is a joke - please don't get offended - we might get carried away A BIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killuminati Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 I also need to mary someone citizen, i have to girls only, anyone? i'm dead serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armjan Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 you realize you are asking someone to commit a crime for which they can spend years in jail... not that i am trying to justify this crime, but i was wondering how someone would know if the divorce was a result of love gone south or immigration deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 not that i am trying to justify this crime, but i was wondering how someone would know if the divorce was a result of love gone south or immigration deal? There isnt a way of knowing, but they have safeguards. Here for example if you bring someone from overseas and divorce them, your not allowed to bring anyone for another 10 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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