gamavor Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 I just realized that I got the money, yeahhhhh but it's in $$$$ but I have been arrested once in Armenia for using pepper spray in a subway train, the charges were dropped later though. style_images/master/snapback.png My preconditions are flexible. I can close my eyes here and there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 I will, if I find a lady who has the looks of Valeria Matsa, the attitude of Lady Di and the devotion of Mother Teresa. Additional bonus points: Speaks fluently Armenian, cooks better than I do, plays chess, tennis and bridge, speaks at least 4 languages, has 10 000 Euro or $ in her bank account, has never been convicted in a felony, misdemeanor or other criminal charges. Never used drugs (even recreational). Have no health problems in her family. Can swim, likes rock, jazz and classical music - tolerates folk (authentic). Doesn't need advice as to what to wear, when to wear and how to wear it. Posses huge (almost unbearable amount of self-confidence). Is willing to have kids. Have no tattoos. Genuine lover who doesn't recognize boundaries when it comes to sex - that is with her husband of course! Wish me good luck! style_images/master/snapback.png Wow, wow...You may think that I am rushing to conclusions here but I think that I fit this profile to a tee with a few minor exceptions... Lets see, I don't really speak "at least 4 languages" in fact I have to say that I am struggling a bit with English, but that's just a little bump in the road. I don't really play chess, or tennis and certainly not bridge, I do play “roll the dice” occasionally, except that I can’t figure out what happens after you roll them. I don't really know how well you cook, but if you cook to the equivalent of fried eggs then I can surely match that. Technically I have about 10, 000 euro, just place a "-" in front of the number and that will be my balance exactly. I use drugs very often, attached to Advil in particular, it relieves horrible back pains I've acquired from plowing the fields in Armenia. I can swim, with a lifesaver, I listen to polish jazz, I think they call it polka. About wearing outfits you don't have to worry, I have one pair of overalls and a BBQ stained T-shirt, and one green dress, so there is not much room for apparel indecisiveness. Sex? Well, I did read up on it a lot. I have a tattoo of a pink dragonfly, but it's only about 5 inches long, nothing noticeable. But I'll tell you what I do definitely have, a whoooola lotta confidence, to the point where I need room to breath it's so tight. And I am a dead ringer of Valerie, in fact very often my friends jokingly greet me with "Hey Val, how is the water sliding down your blonde flowing hair photo shoot?" I tell ya, they are such pissers. So Gam jan, holla if you think we match, I'll make your dreams come true, especially when you see my imitation of Bart Simpson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Eve, you are my perfect match for a lover! Keep in touch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 (edited) Whaaaaaaaaaa? My holy meatballs, I am only good enough for a lover? With all those fantastic attributes that I've spent the last 20 minutes listing, and I qualify only for a mere lover? You ARE high maintenance, Kakachik was right and a half! That's it, no rolling dice on Sunday afternoons! Edited August 12, 2005 by Anileve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Anahit Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 I will, if I find a lady who has the looks of Valeria Matsa, the attitude of Lady Di and the devotion of Mother Teresa. Additional bonus points: Speaks fluently Armenian, cooks better than I do, plays chess, tennis and bridge, speaks at least 4 languages, has 10 000 Euro or $ in her bank account, has never been convicted in a felony, misdemeanor or other criminal charges. Never used drugs (even recreational). Have no health problems in her family. Can swim, likes rock, jazz and classical music - tolerates folk (authentic). Doesn't need advice as to what to wear, when to wear and how to wear it. Posses huge (almost unbearable amount of self-confidence). Is willing to have kids. Have no tattoos. Genuine lover who doesn't recognize boundaries when it comes to sex - that is with her husband of course! Wish me good luck! style_images/master/snapback.png Dear Gamavor, did you also mean "MUST COOK " when u wrote "cooks better than I do" ? Cause i am sure i can cook better then u do ( ha ha isn't this an "almost unbearable amount of self-confidence" ) but i hate cooking. otherwise, everything else matches, BUT............. I AM ALREADY MARRIED But i don't think it is difficult to find a girl like that. so just BE CAREFUL ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 I will, if I find a lady who has the looks of Valeria Matsa, the attitude of Lady Di and the devotion of Mother Teresa. Additional bonus points: Speaks fluently Armenian, cooks better than I do, plays chess, tennis and bridge, speaks at least 4 languages, has 10 000 Euro or $ in her bank account, has never been convicted in a felony, misdemeanor or other criminal charges. Never used drugs (even recreational). Have no health problems in her family. Can swim, likes rock, jazz and classical music - tolerates folk (authentic). Doesn't need advice as to what to wear, when to wear and how to wear it. Posses huge (almost unbearable amount of self-confidence). Is willing to have kids. Have no tattoos. Genuine lover who doesn't recognize boundaries when it comes to sex - that is with her husband of course! Wish me good luck! Any luck in finding her gamavor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 (edited) Any luck in finding her gamavor? I think he found one too many and he turned them all down, cause he's looking for an Armenian supergirl. He will find her someday very very soon; I think when he goes to Jermuk. You want an Armenian bride from Armenia, don't you Gams? Edited January 27, 2007 by Anahid Takouhi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanVal Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 1. In the beginning, there were no elliptical trainers or low-fat/high-fiber muffins, and so people lived to only about 40-something. Maximum. Meaning, the pressure was on to get married before age 25. However, today, thanks to medical advances, we can all hope to live to 80. Easy. Meaning? Even if we marry at age 40, that's still 35, 45, even 55 years to be with a mate. Plenty of time to be married. What's the hurry? 2. Married people are not necessarily better catches simply because they were caught. I mean, have you taken a look at some of the married people out there? Seriously. Even Frankenstein got married. Obviously married people are not superior people. These are very true! I plan on getting married and having children at 40. Right now I'm too selfish to spend my free time or extra money on a husband or children. Plus, there are sperm banks now and you can even freeze your eggs, so having a man isn't even necessary and there's no rush to have kids. By the way, in the US, people who get married later in life tend to have more successful marriages (i.e. they last longer). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aSoldier Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 1. In the beginning, there were no elliptical trainers or low-fat/high-fiber muffins, and so people lived to only about 40-something. Maximum. Meaning, the pressure was on to get married before age 25. However, today, thanks to medical advances, we can all hope to live to 80. Easy. Meaning? Even if we marry at age 40, that's still 35, 45, even 55 years to be with a mate. Plenty of time to be married. What's the hurry? 2. Married people are not necessarily better catches simply because they were caught. I mean, have you taken a look at some of the married people out there? Seriously. Even Frankenstein got married. Obviously married people are not superior people. These are very true! I plan on getting married and having children at 40. Right now I'm too selfish to spend my free time or extra money on a husband or children. Plus, there are sperm banks now and you can even freeze your eggs, so having a man isn't even necessary and there's no rush to have kids. By the way, in the US, people who get married later in life tend to have more successful marriages (i.e. they last longer). It's impossible for a woman to conceive after 40. There's a lot more obvious reasons to get married earlier, but hey if that's what you like go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 It's impossible for a woman to conceive after 40. Impossible? Who told you that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 It's impossible for a woman to conceive after 40. There's a lot more obvious reasons to get married earlier, but hey if that's what you like go for it. It may be hard but not impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 It's impossible for a woman to conceive after 40. wish that was true after the age of 20. to many people in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanVal Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 If you have enough money, you can conceive at 60. But even if you're poor, it's possible to have a child at 40. I've met women like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emil Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 I still haven't found 5 foot 5 with dimples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 marriage? astvats etents sharrits herru pahi... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 (edited) I cant belive my eyes what I'm reading here. every post is contradictory to nature and god given instict. why would anybody want to have a child at the age 60? more ever, a women just gave birth child and she did it to get in the guiness book, she was 67! I know why i just have a very hard time accepting it a healty women puts carrer before anything, venity before vertue. or maybe I dont see something that i should see. now days women go to sperm bank to have a child, no husbend, just his crudentials? someone please explain this to me becouse maybe I'm going crazy and i dont know? if this is what "The advanced (right) sociaity" means?! then what is the wrong one? Edited January 28, 2007 by Edward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 (edited) I cant belive my eyes what I'm reading here. every post is contradictory to nature and god given instict. why would anybody want to have a child at the age 60? more ever, a women just gave birth child and she did it to get in the guiness book, she was 67! I know why i just have a very hard time accepting it a healty women puts carrer before anything, venity before vertue. or maybe I dont see something that i should see. now days women go to sperm bank to have a child, no husbend, just his crudentials? someone please explain this to me becouse maybe I'm going crazy and i dont know? if this is what "The advanced (right) sociaity" means?! then what is the wrong one? I agree with your statements Ed and your sense of logic. It is absurd otherwise, at least in my books too. Career must not come before all else when it comes to having a child or looking after a child. What these women do not understand is it is difficult enough to have and bring up a child in this world and that's with two people, it would be then much much more difficult to bring up a child alone, as a single mom. First, as a woman you must have a pretty good and a stable job; then who is going to look after the child when you're at work? Personally I wouldn't trust much anyone else other than family or very close friends to give my child/children away to babysit, even then a child needs a father figure too. Children need those things as we had both parents present. Plus, children need to belong in a family and family structures is important, very important for children. Both parents are essential for this and the sense of belonging to a family and the history of the family are all very important factors. Then by the time a mother hits 55 or 60 she wouldn't have the extra stamina and or the patience for children. It's very wrong and stupid for a woman to bear a child even scientifically after 55-60. Plus, it wouldn't even be fair for the child, because simple arithmatic is that you will die, let's say by 75-80, or if you're lucky by 85-90. But the child needs more parental presence and a living mother and hopefully a father too. These are my two cents in the matter. Edited January 29, 2007 by Anahid Takouhi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Any luck in finding her gamavor? Not yet. The position is open. Still collecting applications You want an Armenian bride from Armenia, don't you Gams? It is a good way to establish a bond with Armenia... Joking aside I really don''t have any preconditions, because everything I demanded can be aquired...if the right "material" is present. If one is ready for the big sacrifice (i.e. marriage) then he/she must realize that it is all about compromise. What is important though is the Magic. That total and overwhelming Knock out that we later use as an excuse for our weakness and failed marriage. I personaly never been maried but I have withnessed many divorces (first and second hand, so to speak and it is not fun. Relieve in some cases maybe, but definately not fun. So in short, to answer your question why I'm not married...because marriage is the first step towards divorce these days.... And one thing is for sure: Amerigatsi aghchik chem amusnanalu!!! Even if she is Lady Di reincarnated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anoushik Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 now days women go to sperm bank to have a child, no husbend, just his crudentials? someone please explain this to me becouse maybe I'm going crazy and i dont know? Yes, it's happening because the women were finally allowed to look beyond their traditional gender roles as slaves to the men. The women progressed; the men didn't. The other day the news showed a report that women are earning more money than ever. Actually, it's a no-brainer. A quick look at any university's male-to-female ratio shows that more women are attending and finishing college than men. This means that in the near future even more females will hold the successful jobs and earn the big salary. What happened to men? It's not that the women are holding them back! Men are lazy. Period. While the previous generations pushed the men to be the breadwinner (because that was the traditional role of the man), now without the push men have failed to keep up! Any woman would love to find her prince - the charming, educated, understanding, funny soulmate - but with the lack of that man I can understand how a woman might consider bringing a child into this world and raise that child by herself, no strings attached. It's not glamourous, it's really sad, but it's also reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Not yet. The position is open. Still collecting applications It is a good way to establish a bond with Armenia... Joking aside I really don''t have any preconditions, because everything I demanded can be aquired...if the right "material" is present. If one is ready for the big sacrifice (i.e. marriage) then he/she must realize that it is all about compromise. What is important though is the Magic. That total and overwhelming Knock out that we later use as an excuse for our weakness and failed marriage. I personaly never been maried but I have withnessed many divorces (first and second hand, so to speak and it is not fun. Relieve in some cases maybe, but definately not fun. So in short, to answer your question why I'm not married...because marriage is the first step towards divorce these days.... And if you don't find that special someone who captures your heart and soul and chemistry, and plus you are sure you have a great deal in common and are fully in agreement with them; I wouldn't. It's also good to have an understanding woman. It may not be so easy to find all these attributes in one place, but hopefully you'll find it though it may be scarce. And one thing is for sure: Amerigatsi aghchik chem amusnanalu!!! Even if she is Lady Di reincarnated! Good for you. "Amerigatsi harse Hayoun pesa chellar!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Yes, it's happening because the women were finally allowed to look beyond their traditional gender roles as slaves to the men. The women progressed; the men didn't. The other day the news showed a report that women are earning more money than ever. Actually, it's a no-brainer. A quick look at any university's male-to-female ratio shows that more women are attending and finishing college than men. This means that in the near future even more females will hold the successful jobs and earn the big salary. What happened to men? It's not that the women are holding them back! Men are lazy. Period. While the previous generations pushed the men to be the breadwinner (because that was the traditional role of the man), now without the push men have failed to keep up! Any woman would love to find her prince - the charming, educated, understanding, funny soulmate - but with the lack of that man I can understand how a woman might consider bringing a child into this world and raise that child by herself, no strings attached. It's not glamourous, it's really sad, but it's also reality. To what Anoushik said, with one exception to the rule and I'm sure in most respects it is true. What Anoushik portrayed is the general rule for American children; however the Jewish mother and father continuously push their children of both sexes to be highly educated. Of course this doesn't interest us; but the good part is that the Armenian mother and father also push their children of both sexes to get a higher education; college and better. Your examples are in both Armenia and around you and even on this Forum; you can see that both males and females are highly educated in most respects. So basically this does not apply much to our nationality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anoushik Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 So basically this does not apply much to our nationality. Unfortunately it does Yes, the members of this forum are highly educated, interesting, curious, funny people. But then again, it's only they who joined the forum. It's curiousity, love of reading, and willingness to share that makes that small number of people want to join internet forums. The rest of the people shun online forums (and online anything!) as much as possible. They don't want to read! Internet forums aside, I've dealt with my share of disappointments when it comes to uneducated guys. Even if a guy has graduated from college he's made it barely, and all the subjects he learned don't make a difference because he hasn't kept up with what he learned. One has to continously read, read, read, watch the news, keep up with the world, be aware of the advancements of science and technology and understand his generations struggles with morality. That's what makes an educated, interesting, funny, curious, man. I don't see such a man around me. However, I do see my girl friends with the attributes I described above. Of course, I'm not saying that all women are like that (it can't be farther from the truth!) but in my circle of friends that's the reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johannes Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Ամուսնանալով հայ ընտանիք կազմելը, ազգային պարտականութիւն է: Դէ գործի անցէ՛ք: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 (edited) That's unfortunate Anoushik jan. I am not aware of that because I am not single and I am always involved with my family. I see what you're saying though and the problem that entails. On a slightly different note, I have to make an analogy with what I said before about women over 55 that some of them may not be able to keep up with young children because of their age difference. But with the exception of certain women who tend to do their routine weekly exercises, eat a nutritious and a moderate diet as well as keeping themselve neat and trim. When that happens then women 55 through 80's and even plus they can have a good stamina, feel young and even look young. What I have mentioned before was about a great many women who don't fit in this picture. But anyone; be it male or female when they take pride in their bodies and strive to stay healthy, then obviously they can achieve health and youthfullness throughout very advanced age. About young men not keeping up with current events nor having an interest to explore in further reading and what's going on in the world; yes I can agree with Anoushik that the brain will stay still and in order for one to keep up being an interesting person and to be the man of the world; one must read on and stay interested in such things. Taking different and interesting classes once in a while is an option. Yes as in anything in life one must keep the brain functioning and learning. It is also good for later on life when you want to beat alzheimer's or other mental diseases. But Anoushik jan, you can also find a moderately interesting, and a cute Armenian guy with a good brain and encourage him bit by bit to be all those things that you want him to be. Without pushing him but by agreeing with him. Afterall, life without a husband and a family is an empty life. You can make a guy to be better and later on he'll thank you for it. Edited January 29, 2007 by Anahid Takouhi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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