Thanks Extra, that was hillarious.
Indeed
On masturbating, I got a funny story:
One of my friends works in a hotel in Sydney City (or downtown as Americans would say). Anyhow, there are a few regular bums that hang out in the vicinity of this hotel and one day during lunchtime he saw one of them sitting in a nearby tramstop and openly masturbating (in the middle of the city, on a weekday, during lunchtime!). The tramstop is on a busy intersection and directly opposite a busy pub. When the bum came , everyone in the pub started cheering and clapping . The bum just walked away . What a funny bum!