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Es verjin posting@ shat nurb humorov er...

Yes dra xorutyun@ meknabanelu hamar, yerevi estetikayin veraberox mi amboxj graxosakan grem. Sakayn aveli praktik linelu hamar, tuyl tveq hakirj inqnartahaytvel;

Nurb motecum, hetaqrqir remark, tsavalun mitq, bovandakalic artahaytutyun, xorimast meknabanutyun...

Yes cncvats em...

Anmex satanayi xosq, yes iskapes cncvats em...

 

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Satana es achqis Kotoshnert Hreshtaki teveri het es poxel ha ?? - te ejanov hreshtaki HogI a dzerqt @enkel ?

 

inchpisy verabermunq yev n@rbin@s xosqer

 

Kaseyi Bravo / yete Satana chlineyir

 

 

NAgli !!!

Xash@ menak menak Keraq

Salamyots jartestiq...

hima el suty Inteligent en xarum glxis

 

ban chka vochinch / du el mer D@raxt@ k@gas che mi or ....

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Bari Satana> Hayer!!!

Temayic shexvecinq....

Cheq hishum, yes harcnum ei en im harevan Fransaci axjkan inch anem?

 

 

Siamanto> I can understand the humor in pretending being a Muslim from Afghanistan, but only for a short while. Taking away her cat and continuing the "game" is a bit...immature, and maybe pathological!

You seem to be more revengeful than playful! :)

 

Also, considering that many expressed their discomfort with your behavior - and story - I fail to see why this thread is in the "Humor" section!!

 

You MAY have won A BATTLE but she's winning the WAR! You seem to be going out of your way to assume the role SHE - probably with no bad intentions - "assigned" to YOU! :)

 

You have - at least - two choices:

1- Continue to behave like a JERK, prove her right and ridicule yourself and Armenians. While giving yourself the ILLUSION that you're "in control?" of the situation!

What kind of a person would be trying to hurt another one simply to appease his/her aching little pride! A Muslim Taliban, perhaps! :)

(I apologize for the harsh words, but I made the choice to call a cat a cat!)

2- You chose to grow up, behave like a civilized and mature person and show her how she was prejudiced, foolish and wrong!

I guess, you didn't have enough humor to opt for the second choice? :)

 

The choice WAS yours! Maybe, too late now!! It seems that you have managed to create a HELL for yourself! I just hope that Armenians will not have to pay the price for your "sins!"

 

On the bright side, in hell you will not miss the smell of barbecue! :)

 

Siamanto.

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mez mot misht el patrasta  Xash@ :)

 

manavand vor  LA  Xashi  hamar  hoyakap Yeghanaka :)

 

enpes vro et tsaxavelit nsty yev  trii es korm

 

p.s.  Satana  Aprats kena    Concord  Salamyotna Arag te  qo Tsaxavel@ ???

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Ankaskats im caxavel@ Concorde-ic araga, vorovhetev 06-i karbyuratorova ashxatum. Spasi es Siamanto-i mi hat manto qcem...

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Attn: Siamanto

 

The first impression I got while reading this, was something like a horoscope for the coming week. Honestly, man you’re gifted!

Secondly, you mentioned that it’s not clear for you why I happened to post this in “humor” section. I’ll tell you mate, I really don’t understand what YOU do in this section… LOL!

Don’t worry for rather grumpy than harsh words you wrote. I’ll need to learn them by heart when I am over 70 (mature as you said), seated in a couch, reading and criticizing the fun stuff I won’t be able to hit on anymore…

 

Last but not least, I’m gonna tell her about this when I take her out for a dinner next time. Or, I’d rather tell her tonight!

 

Mandoooooooo……!!!

 

 

Bari Satana.

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I understand that you MAY be impersonating a Muslim Afghan - just for "fun???" you say - to make believe your neighbor - in a play that may or may not imaginary and fabricated. Yet, you failed to consider the possibility that I MAY be simply impersonating...just for fun ! Not enough humor! :)

 

Your defensive reaction betrays a RIGID mind that lacks Humor! Humor is what makes a mind more agile, a mind that "dances!" Humor is NOT a practical joke that a "12 year old" Hooligan hides behind as a defense mechanism or simply to give meaning to an otherwise empty life!

 

For the record, I still believe that she's not, but you are the victim of your "game!" Your MACHO EGO is too narrow minded and lacks Humor to see it, imagine it or even consider it!

 

Bari Satana> Secondly, you mentioned that it’s not clear for you why I happened to post this in “humor” section. I’ll tell you mate, I really don’t understand what YOU do in this section… LOL!

 

Siamanto> Apparently, besides the reason of my presence in this section, there are many things you don't understand!

For instance, I said:

"I fail to see why this thread is in the "Humor" section!!

You have ERRONEOUSLY assumed that I meant:

"Why you happened to post this in the Humor section?"

You seem to have little imagination. A moderator may have moved the thread to the Humor section. I did not assume that YOU have started it where it is now!

Shall I draw a picture? :)

Maybe too defensive and emotional to see it! :)

 

For the record, many have expressed discomfort with your behavior - be it for fun or not! So many failed to see the HUMOR!

 

Bari Satana> Don’t worry for rather grumpy than harsh words you wrote. I’ll need to learn them by heart when I am over 70 (mature as you said), seated in a couch, reading and criticizing the fun stuff I won’t be able to hit on anymore…

 

Siamanto> You are confusing "being a JERK" and "being playful!" "Humor" and "defensive reaction" etc. etc.

In Modern Suburbia there are many 12-16 year olds who behave like you because there life is boring! In fact, many seem to be far more creative and ingenious than you when they create stories and a virtual "khorovatdz!"

 

Furthermore, it has nothing to do with CHRONOLOGICAL age, simply with MENTAL age! Many 10 year olds prove to be more mature than you. Many 60 year olds prove to be more ingenious and playful than you!

Bragging is THE only defense mechanism a MACHO knows!

 

 

Bari Satana> Last but not least, I’m gonna tell her about this when I take her out for a dinner next time. Or, I’d rather tell her tonight!

 

Siamanto> Recently, I have read, in this section, a line - signed "anoushik" - that describes perfectly your behavior!

"Is this the reason guys touch themselves so often in public? To check that it's still attached to their bodies"

That is exactly what you are doing! You are displaying your "phallic powers" to convince us - and most of all your aching little pride - that you "still have it!" :)

Who cares! What does that prove! How pathetic and childish! :)

 

 

Bari Satana> Mandoooooooo……!!!

 

Siamanto> Is this the best you could do! Isn't that a bit MEDIOCRE? :)

 

 

Nietzsche: "I only believe in a God who Dances."

 

Still in a mood to play? :)

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MosJan u Armen jan, uremn im xorhurd@ dzez:

Yete uneq french neighbour, vori@ dzer kartsiqov lav kditver dzer ankoxnum (kam duq lav kditveiq ir ankoxnum), skseq amen inch, iharke, hoax-ov, verjacreq Aznavour-i yerger@ lselov.

Xoselu hetaqrqir tema e bacvum, yerb harc e tsagum, te inchpes e patahel, vor taliban@ lsum e Aznavour. Mnacats@ dzer yerevakayutyamb... ... ... ...

(Aper, bayc hay axjikner@ aveli lavn en... aveli taq en... Satana em che? Taqutyun em sirum!!! KRAK!!!)

 

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Siamanto...

 

 

HAHAHAHHA HAAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

What an "american" reply......... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

HAHAHHAHAHH HA HAHAHAH HA HA HAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Man, you must be fat!!!!!!!!!!!

 

HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

My God!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Too good!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

MANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You made my day!

Thanks!

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MosJan u Armen jan, uremn im xorhurd@ dzez:

Yete uneq french neighbour, vori@ dzer kartsiqov lav kditver dzer ankoxnum (kam duq lav kditveiq ir ankoxnum), skseq amen inch, iharke, hoax-ov, verjacreq Aznavour-i yerger@ lselov.

Xoselu hetaqrqir tema e bacvum, yerb harc e tsagum, te inchpes e patahel, vor taliban@ lsum e Aznavour. Mnacats@ dzer yerevakayutyamb... ... ... ...

(Aper, bayc hay axjikner@ aveli lavn en... aveli taq en... Satana em che? Taqutyun em sirum!!! KRAK!!!)

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Inch asem, Frantsiaciq mazalu zhoghovurd en. Isk du` Satana, shat anshnorhakal mard es aper. En kheghj u krak aghjike kez maqur srtov tvel a, isk du ... hayere taq en, hayere sarn en ... hayer ste ish kap unen collega?

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MosJan, "my God"-i vra inchi es zarmanum??? Du es ashxarhic ches???

Aper hima tsanoti dara (kontakt yest' - krutim dela)

Hl@ iran harcru... Ira mobile-i mej arajin heraxosi hamar@ imna!

Take it easy aper... Kyanqa, der shat senc baner ktesnes...

(Bayc husov em, vor aj u dzax, sran-nran ches patmi...)

 

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Armen...

Maqur srtov tvela..... Sev @lner en tal@ vor pti vres mliceq berer taluc 10 or araj...

Baci dranic, ov asec, vor yes maqur srtov chem arel...??? Shat el maqur srtov em arel u arnum......

 

Isk hayern el, de..... aper jisht es asum, hayer@ ste hech kap chunen... (LOL!)

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cheee achqis es satanan verapatrastman daseri petqa urrarkenq

 

Sharqits hellela inch ase s xosuma tal / arnel

 

(Bayc husov em, vor aj u dzax, sran-nran ches patmi...)

 

KArrora gites MOvses Khorenatsyin em :) mi hat el SpyurqAts patmutyun grem te inchpe s MIyamit FRansyatsy Axchnakin Xabetsir qo musulmanan@man varvelakerpov

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