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Hello hayer!!!!!!!

My name is Bari Satana.

This is my first posting, and I chose something from real life (my life). So, there we go; this is my story in London…

I just made a move into a new apartment. It was about a week I didn’t shave because of all this relocation related hassle. I looked like a terrorist…

My neighbor right next door is a pretty French girl, a student, who was so surprised to have a "Muslim" living in the same house. Her surprise was obvious… Well, I can’t stand all that race related issues.

She, anyway, welcomed me, and I asked her where she is from. "France" was the reply.

"So, where are you from?" she asked me.

"My name is Mohamed Al-Qaeda, and I am from Afganistan", I answered politely.

As she heard this, I noticed some strange colors with different shades changing on her face.

That was it; she never talked to me. Just "hi" and "bye" for all matters.

This girl has got shillings missing from her sconce, and she has a cat. To punish her for her attitude, I kidnapped her cat. I took the cat to my friend and asked them to keep it for three days. Naturally she started searching the cat the first day. The second day she was very desperate, and that’s when I was making a barbecue in the courtyard. I saw her passing by.

"Hello Marie! Did you find your cat?" I asked her.

"No…"

"How about a cat on these skewers", I lifted the barbecue skewers with chicken legs that smelled so deliciously.

She said nothing, and left swiftly.

After a while police came.

"What are you cooking?" they asked me.

"Chicken, can’t you smell it?"

"What were you cooking before that?"

"Just barbecue-chicken, and some roasted potato"

Useless talk and unclear negotiations... Anyway… After the police left, she came to apologize.

"Sorry Mohamed, simply I am so desperate… you shouldn’t have said that…"

"Well, I am sorry Marie… Especially reading the news in the paper today…"

"What news?"

"They say Bin Laden is in France…"

"I never heard anything like that."

"Ask your parents, I am sure they know"

What happened next? Carry on reading.

She called home and asked her parents of whereabouts of Bin Laden. They obviously didn’t know the "news". So they asked their neighbors. Their neighbors asked their neighbors and so on... After provoking the whole neighborhood and being perfectly sure, that Usama is not around, they got back to their super-minded daughter saying, that he is not in France, and surely not in Niece (where her family lives).

This all takes nearly a week, when her cat is already "found". So she comes across to tell me, that Bin Laden is not in France!!! :P :P :P

WOW!!!

What a gifted neighbor! :lol:

Now you tell me, what am I to do with her? ;)

Please suggest something.

Yours Bari Satana.

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First of all, welcome aboard!

 

Second of all, I don't know where you got the first name "bari" but I certainly understand the last name :D

 

I would just go over and appologize and say you were just messing around and that now you want to make it up by cooking a "non-cat" dish for her :lol2:

 

Funny stuff.

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First of all, welcome aboard!

 

Second of all, I don't know where you got the first name "bari" but I certainly understand the last name :D

 

I would just go over and appologize and say you were just messing around and that now you want to make it up by cooking a "non-cat" dish for her :lol2:

 

Funny stuff.

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:angry:

 

Sip give him a warning for having fooled a nice French gall. That is not nice. :D

 

Welcome Pari Sadana... be more Pari with French galls please. :)

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An unhappy person named anna from Paris?  :unsure:  :blink:

 

Or are you telling him to dance?

 

Bari as in Bari Luys ... NOT "Pari" as in Pari luys meaning dancing light or Light in the city of Paris pronounced the French way.

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Boghos, havn't I told you that Eastern Armenians are dyslexics? :D

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Thanks for the warm welcome.

Im anuni vra kriv mi areq, hima yes erku barov kbacatrem im anuni imast@:

Bari Satana = Utox-xmox, araspelakan xorovats sarqox, t@ti arax qashox u tnakan gini sarqoxox, horoveli tak dar@ k@skicov lacox, Charenci anunov yerdvox, Dashtenci "Ranchparneri Kanchi" vra metsacats, Babajanyani "Noktyurni" taktov kardioimpuls stacox, Sevan@ minchev voskorner@ karotats, Zangvi jrerum mankutyun anckacrats, Yerevanum arajin angam anpoxadardz siraharvats u hiastapvats, "Yerevan" qaxaq@ "Erevan" artasanox, et qaxaqi amen manruq jri pes sovorats, poxocnerum tsets kerats u et qaxaqin hazar u mi nrbutyamb verabervox, “Menq enq mer sarer@” film@ angir arats, Lavash u "Lori" panir yerkrpagox, arajin bazhakov misht tsnoxneri kenac@ xmox, Masis sarin havatov nayox, fransaci harevani hogi hanox u hay araqelakan yekexecum knqvats Satana.

 

Parz er?

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Thanks for the warm welcome.

Im anuni vra kriv mi areq, hima yes erku barov kbacatrem im anuni imast@:

Bari Satana = Utox-xmox, araspelakan xorovats sarqox, t@ti arax qashox u tnakan gini sarqoxox, horoveli tak dar@ k@skicov lacox, Charenci anunov yerdvox, Dashtenci "Ranchparneri Kanchi" vra metsacats, Babajanyani "Noktyurni" taktov kardioimpuls stacox, Sevan@ minchev voskorner@ karotats, Zangvi jrerum mankutyun anckacrats, Yerevanum arajin angam anpoxadardz siraharvats u hiastapvats, "Yerevan" qaxaq@ "Erevan" artasanox, et qaxaqi amen manruq jri pes sovorats, poxocnerum tsets kerats u et qaxaqin hazar u mi nrbutyamb verabervox, “Menq enq mer sarer@” film@ angir arats,  Lavash u "Lori" panir yerkrpagox, arajin bazhakov misht tsnoxneri kenac@ xmox, Masis sarin havatov nayox, fransaci harevani hogi hanox u hay araqelakan yekexecum knqvats Satana.

 

Parz er?

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Movses? inch asir? mez arzhani musikant?

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Thanks for the warm welcome.

Im anuni vra kriv mi areq, hima yes erku barov kbacatrem im anuni imast@:

Bari Satana = Utox-xmox, araspelakan xorovats sarqox, t@ti arax qashox u tnakan gini sarqoxox, horoveli tak dar@ k@skicov lacox, Charenci anunov yerdvox, Dashtenci "Ranchparneri Kanchi" vra metsacats, Babajanyani "Noktyurni" taktov kardioimpuls stacox, Sevan@ minchev voskorner@ karotats, Zangvi jrerum mankutyun anckacrats, Yerevanum arajin angam anpoxadardz siraharvats u hiastapvats, "Yerevan" qaxaq@ "Erevan" artasanox, et qaxaqi amen manruq jri pes sovorats, poxocnerum tsets kerats u et qaxaqin hazar u mi nrbutyamb verabervox, “Menq enq mer sarer@” film@ angir arats,  Lavash u "Lori" panir yerkrpagox, arajin bazhakov misht tsnoxneri kenac@ xmox, Masis sarin havatov nayox, fransaci harevani hogi hanox u hay araqelakan yekexecum knqvats Satana.

 

Parz er?

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Movses, achqis gortser@ lav chen.... es tghen vor sksets manramasn xosal.... achqis erku hat el nor, aveli mets server piti arnes.

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Thanks for the warm welcome.

Im anuni vra kriv mi areq, hima yes erku barov kbacatrem im anuni imast@:

Bari Satana = Utox-xmox, araspelakan xorovats sarqox, t@ti arax qashox u tnakan gini sarqoxox, horoveli tak dar@ k@skicov lacox, Charenci anunov yerdvox, Dashtenci "Ranchparneri Kanchi" vra metsacats, Babajanyani "Noktyurni" taktov kardioimpuls stacox, Sevan@ minchev voskorner@ karotats, Zangvi jrerum mankutyun anckacrats, Yerevanum arajin angam anpoxadardz siraharvats u hiastapvats, "Yerevan" qaxaq@ "Erevan" artasanox, et qaxaqi amen manruq jri pes sovorats, poxocnerum tsets kerats u et qaxaqin hazar u mi nrbutyamb verabervox, “Menq enq mer sarer@” film@ angir arats,  Lavash u "Lori" panir yerkrpagox, arajin bazhakov misht tsnoxneri kenac@ xmox, Masis sarin havatov nayox, fransaci harevani hogi hanox u hay araqelakan yekexecum knqvats Satana.

 

Parz er?

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Es Yerevuma mez Artjani Muzikant es :)

Barin @es qez BAri es yekel :)

 

verchapes mekn el gtnvets vor X ogtvuma kh poxaren es yerevuma nuyn dasaranits enq :)

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h@? :huh: es chhaskatsa ba indz toxats ureq gnum?

inch eq anum, ba chen asi Edon ura?

 

Bari yekar bari Satana, gal@t bari bayts te lav ches anum yexpayr, xash kamel xorovats mijev arajin@ yes, vorpes ashxarh tesats mart, Movses@ vorpes et koxmerum krvats, heto Azat@ vorpes hyeforumi nerkayatsutsich, chortnenq edpes banner mi ara :)

 

welcome and enjoy your stay. :)

 

 

gya es mer yergritsi Mosjan :D

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Azat jan, Mosoyin el het@t ber. Ba mard menakov xmeluya gnum?

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yes et ovkyanosi vrayov el chem trrni !!! verj kam Anglyan esterr berreq kam el yes anglya votq chem dni !!! ham el et taguhin achqis dur chi galsi inq@ ira fasoner@, het onch vro neq HAyers Taguhi chunenq Zato menq Nune unenq Ashxarh@ chuni.

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h@? :huh:  es chhaskatsa ba indz toxats ureq gnum?

inch eq anum, ba chen asi Edon ura?

 

Bari yekar bari Satana, gal@t bari bayts te lav ches anum yexpayr, xash kamel xorovats mijev arajin@ yes, vorpes ashxarh tesats mart, Movses@ vorpes et koxmerum krvats, heto Azat@ vorpes hyeforumi nerkayatsutsich, chortnenq edpes banner mi ara :)

 

welcome and enjoy your stay. :)

gya es mer yergritsi Mosjan :D

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jisht el Asetsir Ed JAn / uremn et Azat @ Jutak Qoqolov anglya gna / yes yev du hechhhh ???

 

Hla mi spasi chbrnem & kattarem mi 200 hogi ban anem ?

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jisht el Asetsir Ed JAn  / uremn et  Azat @ Jutak Qoqolov  anglya  gna / yes yev du hechhhh ???

 

Hla mi  spasi chbrnem  &  kattarem mi 200 hogi ban anem ?

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vay esqan cheye xndatsel esor hahahahaha :D parzapes mer Azatin jutakov patkeratsretsi :D

 

Azat jan yesel tavjutakov kgam hech mi nexvi bro

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