Bari Satana

Steeeeex em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen or kardum em, bayc grelu zhamanak chunem. Hamel barev Poka

MosJan, "my God"-i vra inchi es zarmanum??? Du es ashxarhic ches??? Aper hima tsanoti dara (kontakt yest' - krutim dela) Hl@ iran harcru... Ira mobile-i mej arajin heraxosi hamar@ imna! Take it easy aper... Kyanqa, der shat senc baner ktesnes... (Bayc husov em, vor aj u dzax, sran-nran ches patmi...) -------------------- Armen... Maqur srtov tvela..... Sev @lner en tal@ vor pti vres mliceq berer taluc 10 or araj... Baci dranic, ov asec, vor yes maqur srtov chem arel...??? Shat el maqur srtov em arel u arnum...... Isk hayern el, de..... aper jisht es asum, hayer@ ste hech kap chunen... (LOL!)

MosJan u Armen jan, uremn im xorhurd@ dzez: Yete uneq french neighbour, vori@ dzer kartsiqov lav kditver dzer ankoxnum (kam duq lav kditveiq ir ankoxnum), skseq amen inch, iharke, hoax-ov, verjacreq Aznavour-i yerger@ lselov. Xoselu hetaqrqir tema e bacvum, yerb harc e tsagum, te inchpes e patahel, vor taliban@ lsum e Aznavour. Mnacats@ dzer yerevakayutyamb... ... ... ... (Aper, bayc hay axjikner@ aveli lavn en... aveli taq en... Satana em che? Taqutyun em sirum!!! KRAK!!!) ---------------------------------------------------- Siamanto... HAHAHAHHA HAAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! What an "american" reply......... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHH HA HAHAHAH HA HA HAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, you must be fat!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My God!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too good!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You made my day! Thanks! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Attn: Siamanto The first impression I got while reading this, was something like a horoscope for the coming week. Honestly, man you’re gifted! Secondly, you mentioned that it’s not clear for you why I happened to post this in “humor” section. I’ll tell you mate, I really don’t understand what YOU do in this section… LOL! Don’t worry for rather grumpy than harsh words you wrote. I’ll need to learn them by heart when I am over 70 (mature as you said), seated in a couch, reading and criticizing the fun stuff I won’t be able to hit on anymore… Last but not least, I’m gonna tell her about this when I take her out for a dinner next time. Or, I’d rather tell her tonight! Mandoooooooo……!!! Bari Satana.

Ankaskats im caxavel@ Concorde-ic araga, vorovhetev 06-i karbyuratorova ashxatum. Spasi es Siamanto-i mi hat manto qcem...

Henc vor xash@ dneq, indz dzen tveq... Yes aystex em! Aystex, ayntex yev amenur...!

Mos, du xosalu tex vapshe chunes... Yes mi shabat araj arden namyok ari, vor piti gam xash utelu, du amen angam xosq@ ktur es qcum... AZAT, UR ES APER? Es Moson uzuma mer dzeric plsta... Chi kara!

Es verjin posting@ shat nurb humorov er... Yes dra xorutyun@ meknabanelu hamar, yerevi estetikayin veraberox mi amboxj graxosakan grem. Sakayn aveli praktik linelu hamar, tuyl tveq hakirj inqnartahaytvel; Nurb motecum, hetaqrqir remark, tsavalun mitq, bovandakalic artahaytutyun, xorimast meknabanutyun... Yes cncvats em... Anmex satanayi xosq, yes iskapes cncvats em...

Moso, chem gnacel aper. Indznic tenc hesht prtsnel hnaravor chi. Noric nuyn harcn em talis: ZHOXOVURD, DZER KYANQIC YERGITSAKAN DEPQER PATMEQ!!!!!!!!! HECH VOCH MI HAT CHEQ HISHUM??????? (kam karoxa shat-shat "yergitsakana", amachum eq )

WOW, merci Mosjan, zgacvats em im lav axper jan, cavt tanem, goh em, arevt apri, yerkar tarineri kyanq unenas, baxt u hajoxutyn unenas... Merci Mosjan, merci @nger!

"meronq" manto en... Horrendofreekenized Armenian track from London http://www.ilovethisshit.net/hokishitemup.mp3

Lurj em asum, yes el chem hishum, te Azat@ inchov gnac tun. Tesnes inq@ hishuma, vor gnacela tun? De lav, hisheln u moranal@ toxenq mi koxm; hima dzez tesnem, es shabatva mej yes em galis xash utelu. Yete xashi poxaren xorovats hyurasireq, chem asi "che". Zaodno, dzer samolyotn el kberem, te che mer hayati lakotner@ arden vren nkarum en, vat barer en grum... H@? Yerb eq hravirum?

Hima patmem, te inch exav (iharke da tenalu ban er LOL!) Azat@ Shabat aravotyan ekel er xash utelu. Mer lav axper@ tnakan lav arax er berel. Vonc berel er nenc el xmec u im harevanin ira katvic cher tarberum... Vercrec et pisoyin drec koxq@ u jentlmenutyuna anum - xasha hyurasirum Bayc shat cher harbel, rissponsibul xmoxa mer axper@. Nuynisk hishum em, vor asec en samolyot@ piti lvacman ta, vorovhetev Moson uzuma Ashtarakov gna Bombay. Verjum inq@ gnac bayc samolyot@ moracav taner. Vonc kangnacrel er mer bakum, tenc el mnac... http://cactus.eas.asu.edu/FLYing/images/64R/broken-1.JPG Azat, yete kardum es hima, tuyl tur hishecnem, dzer amerikyan samolyot@ mer angliakan bakuma mnacel. Areq tareq. (Ham xash hyurasirem, ham samolyoti parkingi pox@ vjarem... ...)

Hayer, yes es topic@ skseci en npatakov, vor duq el dzer kyanqic hetaqrqir baner patmeq, vor mer orer@ lav ancni, mi qich xndanq, zibarners bacvi... (Tenc el chem haskanum, te vonc im fransiaci harevanic ekan hasan xash utelun...)

Moso, Azati planner@ mi haram ara... Asum es tagazharang? Eti en zhamanak er. Ba esor ova et guyn@ hagnum? HAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vay Azat jan, qez lini aper. Tam, iran el ira katun el... Tar, yete petqa grancman tsaxsern el im vra kvercnem. Siruna aper, lurj em asum. Bayc lav es voroshel, navsyaki het@t gini ber.

Mazern el karmir...

http://armenians.com/Gallery/Panteon/MVC-595F.JPG Yaaaaa................ En pat@ ura? Zhoxovurd, lurj em asum es Frunzi qari hetev@ mi hat karmir tufic pat er sharats. Inchi en qandel? Havataceq, lurj em asum! Yes et taxerum em metsacel. En hetevin@ Vahram Papazyani gerezmanna, dra hetevn el (nkari mej chi erevum) William Saroyani gerezmanna. Isk en hetin foni patic en koxm dzorna, Zangun et dzorov hosuma. Zangvic en koxm baxern en, baxeric en koxm Posi GAI-na, dranic en koxm Konyaki gortsarann u Kilikiana.... Lav, shat chxorananq, asum em en pat@ inchi en qandel????!!!!!!!

Lsi, MosJan, ashxarhum ka chka mi hat Bari Satanaya mnacel... Axpor pes iran el davadit mi areq........ Ham xash dnem, hamel 1st class ticketov berem, vor xashic heto el munat gaq, poz u poch kpcneq im drats xashin??? Hl@ orn el chenq voroshel, arden munat es galis........ P.S. To ay aryuts! Du iski karqin tnakan nkar chunes, kisatn el yes em???

Estimated costs for begemot transformation £6,000 - Two first class return tickets to London by PTA (Prepaid Ticketing Advice) £900 - Accomodation £500 - Entertainment _______ £7,400 - Total VERSUS £0.00 - Tqats katvi vra Conclusion: Chem uzum dzer servis@... (Hayeri het aranc poxi xosal chi linum... es inch dar enq aprum...)

Thanks bari galusti hamar. Ya oxotno veryu that you are a godess. De mi hat nenc ches ani, vor im harevan fransiacu katun begemot darna... Please

Merci Ha, KBN its em, entex Humori Tesutyun em dasavandum (KBN = Klub Britanskoi Nedarnosti) Ba du inch es anum?

Oh my God... HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember the police called by the French girl? They were slobering for the chicken i cooked. Of course, as a genuine Armenian i offered them barbeque. They wouldn't mind, simply they can't accept this sort of offers when on duty, on the other hand they'd remember what the French girl had told them every time they'd take a bite.... LOL!!! So, you tell me, can i do it better?

Best and worst? The best i've so far been to was "The Fish Market" of the Intercontinental Abu Dhabi, in the Emirates. You could select the seafood of your choice, and they’d cook it right before your eyes and serve it on your table by the sea. Great atmosphere, great idea, great techniques... Perfect! The worst... "Aladdin" on Mashtots Av., Yerevan.... This was something new in those days. I asked a girl out and took her there for Arabic food. Man, as soon as the food was served, a squadron of flies attacked our food. They got more and more... LOL! It was ridiculous... The waitress had to bring some paper tissues to cover the food from the flies... The next time i asked another girl out to "Aladdin" again, thinking, that it's winter, the flies have disappeared. Bad luck again... The cook was a plumber.... What a disgusting pizza... yagh!!!!! DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!! Literally it was IMPOSSIBLE to swallow it (had you chewed it)... We left our table, and the waitress was like: "Would you like to take the remainder with you?" "Well girl, the remainder you are talking about is the whole pizza less one bite taken by a mistake..." Very bad...