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Now you tell me, what am I to do with her?  ;)

Please suggest something.

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Bari Satana,

I think your joke was a little too much. Anyway, if you like her you can go and say to her that you did all that stuff because you were desperate to win her. If you don't like her I don't know what to say.

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I agree! He did something very childish and something that no Westerner can understand as a positive affection. Well, to cure the situation Dobrii Chort should shave often, open the door for her, initiate small talk about the weather, learn some French, some manners and then he can ask the ultimate question! :)

 

See above, i.e. my post! :)

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don't listen to these guys, Satana.

since you've started it, you gotta finish it properly... tease her a little more.

tell her a little about your culture, your afghan culture...

invite her to a prayer together...

until she's completely mad...

 

then go back to normal armenian state.

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Well Char Satana, it sounds like you are in love with Nicole. Never tell Michele that you stole her cat or you will never get the opportunity to be with her. It sounds like Marie is feeling guilty because she called the cops on you. You should tell Blanche that you are Armenian and how you and Charles Aznavour are good friends. I am sure once Brigitte hears this she will fall in love with you even more. Tell Gigi that you were instantly in love with her and you did not know how to communicate with her and humor was your only way.

 

I am sure Margot and you will have a happy future together.

 

Good luck with Noella.

 

 

Satan jan, hamel yerevy Movsesin ches janachum. Yete iranel bere mez tutti oghi chi hasni. :(

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Tell Gigi that you were instantly in love with her and you did not know how to communicate with her and humor was your only way.

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This is the grand finale of Azat's repertoire, I am absolutely convinced it will work :D

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Propose to her and tell her she has to marry you now because you are the man and in your religion if a man proposes then a man gets no matter what. Tell her you want to expand your harem of 30 in Afghanistan :)

 

Welcome to HF Bari Satana! This thread is hilarious!!! Hatkapes Movses:

 

mi rope serch anem kasem
:lol2:
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Thank you Ani jan

But  I like to remind you that you have a  duty  to do  you’re the roast Master or Armens Roast

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Movses jan, did you start drinking early again. This is Nairi, not Ani.

 

Vai I tgha gone spasi minch jam 12 heto sksi xmel.

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Who is Shushan that is getting me high?

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Azat jan erekva Sushin ( shushan) mer vra tank a nstelu etqan ban gitem.

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Unfortunately, I witnessed this many times. Some Armenians from USSR (not only Armenia, as well as some from Middle East) have such "chobany" attitude towards the opposite sex that sometimes I wonder if we belong to the same people. :)

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Yes, we do :) .

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Unfortunately, I witnessed this many times. Some Armenians from USSR (not only Armenia, as well as some from Middle East) have such "chobany" attitude towards the opposite sex that sometimes I wonder if we belong to the same people. :)

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Well gamavor, i am not surprised that what i've done got labeled as "chobany" by you. I am not sure what jewels you are collecting for your retirement, but i'll have enough of them to remember when i am 70 seated in my coach, turning the channels of the TV that won’t mean anything to me then. This was just one of those things i've done, and, yes, girls from USSR have done similar stuff to me as well (still they/we do in London:))))

Imagine 8hours of office "torture", 8hours of mechanical life, 8hours of audit and cash flow statements, 8hours of seeing those piles of unpleasant papers...

It ain't gonna bring me full happiness, nor will it bring to you or, i bet, to anyone else.

"Be yourself" ;)

One more remark; don't you expect all Armenians to be the same. What a boredom... imagine that... And yes, we are the same nation. Malfunction in the governing system? Different perceptions? So what? Keep it diverse, perceive it diverse. Accept the fact, that there are Bari Satananer.

Yes, let me be the black sheep in the family, but not out of it...

Think about it.

 

Yours,

Wicked Angel.

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