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Remember the police called by the French girl? They were slobering for the chicken i cooked. Of course, as a genuine Armenian i offered them barbeque.

They wouldn't mind, simply they can't accept this sort of offers when on duty, on the other hand they'd remember what the French girl had told them every time they'd take a bite....

LOL!!!

 

So, you tell me, can i do it better?

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Thanks for the warm welcome.

Im anuni vra kriv mi areq, hima yes erku barov kbacatrem im anuni imast@:

Bari Satana = Utox-xmox, araspelakan xorovats sarqox, t@ti arax qashox u tnakan gini sarqoxox, horoveli tak dar@ k@skicov lacox, Charenci anunov yerdvox, Dashtenci "Ranchparneri Kanchi" vra metsacats, Babajanyani "Noktyurni" taktov kardioimpuls stacox, Sevan@ minchev voskorner@ karotats, Zangvi jrerum mankutyun anckacrats, Yerevanum arajin angam anpoxadardz siraharvats u hiastapvats, "Yerevan" qaxaq@ "Erevan" artasanox, et qaxaqi amen manruq jri pes sovorats, poxocnerum tsets kerats u et qaxaqin hazar u mi nrbutyamb verabervox, “Menq enq mer sarer@” film@ angir arats,  Lavash u "Lori" panir yerkrpagox, arajin bazhakov misht tsnoxneri kenac@ xmox, Masis sarin havatov nayox, fransaci harevani hogi hanox u hay araqelakan yekexecum knqvats Satana.

 

Parz er?

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That was the funniest thing ever! Es inch xoxma Mardes, karogha patahi du KVNitses? Bari Galust, Bari Satana.

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Movses jan, did you start drinking early again.  This is Nairi, not Ani.

 

Vai I tgha gone spasi minch jam 12 heto sksi xmel.

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:lol2: Looks like Movses had a little too much to drink today :D

Welcome to the forum Bari Satana. :) Don't liston to anything they say, I'm the goddess in this forum!! What I say goes :P Right MosJan? B)

Oh, and welcome to the forum. :)

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Thanks bari galusti hamar.

Ya oxotno veryu that you are a godess. De mi hat nenc ches ani, vor im harevan fransiacu katun begemot darna...

Please :)

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Mosjan es erevuma bedemoti totiknerov xasha dnum mer hayrenakits@:)

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Thanks bari galusti hamar.

Ya oxotno veryu that you are a godess. De mi hat nenc ches ani, vor im harevan fransiacu katun begemot darna...

Please :)

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Sure Satana jan, but in order for me to do that, you need to get me 2 two way tickes to London. First class ;)

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Sure Satana jan, but in order for me to do that, you need to get me 2 two way tickes to London. First class

 

Sure Satana jan, but in order for me to do that, you need to get me 2 two way tickes to London. First class 

 

Estimated costs for begemot transformation

 

 

£6,000 - Two first class return tickets to London by PTA (Prepaid Ticketing Advice)

£900 - Accomodation

£500 - Entertainment

_______

£7,400 - Total

 

 

VERSUS

 

£0.00 - Tqats katvi vra

 

Conclusion: Chem uzum dzer servis@...

(Hayeri het aranc poxi xosal chi linum... es inch dar enq aprum...)

:unsure:

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Estimated costs for begemot transformation

£6,000 - Two first class return tickets to London by PTA (Prepaid Ticketing Advice)

£900 - Accomodation

£500 - Entertainment

_______

£7,400 - Total

VERSUS

 

£0.00 - Tqats katvi vra

 

Conclusion: Chem uzum dzer servis@...

(Hayeri het aranc poxi xosal chi linum... es inch dar enq aprum...)

:unsure:

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mardus mtqin terr lini / te che $$$ mahana mi brni

 

asa chem uzzum gaq Xash utelu menq el chenq ga

 

 

Azat yerrevuma du es es amsva xash@ dnelu

menak te tufuu chdnes mej@

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Thanks for the warm welcome.

Im anuni vra kriv mi areq, hima yes erku barov kbacatrem im anuni imast@:

Bari Satana = Utox-xmox, araspelakan xorovats sarqox, t@ti arax qashox u tnakan gini sarqoxox, horoveli tak dar@ k@skicov lacox, Charenci anunov yerdvox, Dashtenci "Ranchparneri Kanchi" vra metsacats, Babajanyani "Noktyurni" taktov kardioimpuls stacox, Sevan@ minchev voskorner@ karotats, Zangvi jrerum mankutyun anckacrats, Yerevanum arajin angam anpoxadardz siraharvats u hiastapvats, "Yerevan" qaxaq@ "Erevan" artasanox, et qaxaqi amen manruq jri pes sovorats, poxocnerum tsets kerats u et qaxaqin hazar u mi nrbutyamb verabervox, “Menq enq mer sarer@” film@ angir arats,  Lavash u "Lori" panir yerkrpagox, arajin bazhakov misht tsnoxneri kenac@ xmox, Masis sarin havatov nayox, fransaci harevani hogi hanox u hay araqelakan yekexecum knqvats Satana.

 

Parz er?

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Azat jan tesnum es che vonts nerkayatsav yev hima incha grum :)

 

Estimated costs for begemot transformation

£6,000 - Two first class return tickets to London by PTA (Prepaid Ticketing Advice)

£900 - Accomodation

£500 - Entertainment

_______

£7,400 - Total

VERSUS

 

£0.00 - Tqats katvi vra

 

Conclusion: Chem uzum dzer servis@...

(Hayeri het aranc poxi xosal chi linum... es inch dar enq aprum...)

:unsure:

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ba "“Menq enq mer sarer@” film@ angir arats, yev Lavash & Lori panir Kisat, Erevntsy mer Axper@ mez Erevantsy Axpernerin espes er patasxanelu ???

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Lsi, MosJan, ashxarhum ka chka mi hat Bari Satanaya mnacel...

Axpor pes iran el davadit mi areq........

 

Ham xash dnem, hamel 1st class ticketov berem, vor xashic heto el munat gaq, poz u poch kpcneq im drats xashin???

Hl@ orn el chenq voroshel, arden munat es galis........

 

P.S.

Kisat Erevantsi

To ay aryuts! Du iski karqin tnakan nkar chunes, kisatn el yes em???

:P

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Lsi, MosJan, ashxarhum ka chka mi hat Bari Satanaya mnacel...

Axpor pes iran el davadit mi areq........

 

Ham xash dnem, hamel 1st class ticketov berem, vor xashic heto el munat gaq, poz u poch kpcneq im drats xashin???

Hl@ orn el chenq voroshel, arden munat es galis........

 

P.S.

 

To ay aryuts! Du iski karqin tnakan nkar chunes, kisatn el yes em???

:P

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pahhhh Padumayesh

yes 16 jam Slamyotov trnem gam / voch tsxem voch el en mi lav ban@ - du el ases che ?

chem galis

ham el yes dzer yerkir@ chem sirel araji orvanits !!!

 

To ay aryuts! Du iski karqin tnakan nkar chunes, kisatn el yes em???

 

ova asum n@kar chunem

n@kar unem prost@ Plash chka hagis :)

ham el inchu es Storaket@ >,< antesum ???

 

 

es anglatsiner@ urish en urish :) esonst AngloPolitik kasen

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Satana jan, yes kez mi hat xorurt karoghem tal. Srants xelqin du me shat xelq dir. Ari inds hraviri tabuleh utelu(xash sut bana) yev yes u du qo French harevan het knsten, amen inch kbatsatrenq. me kani shish gini kxmenq heto yes yev qo French harevan kgnanq...

 

Gone asa aper et harevant siruna?

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Satana jan, yes kez mi hat xorurt karoghem tal.  Srants xelqin du me shat xelq dir.  Ari inds hraviri tabuleh utelu(xash sut bana) yev yes u du qo French harevan het knsten, amen inch kbatsatrenq.  me kani shish gini kxmenq het yes yev qo French harevan kgnanq...

 

Gone asa aper et harevant siruna?

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Vay Azat jan, qez lini aper. Tam, iran el ira katun el...

Tar, yete petqa grancman tsaxsern el im vra kvercnem.

Siruna aper, lurj em asum. Bayc lav es voroshel, navsyaki het@t gini ber. :D

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Vay Azat jan, qez lini aper. Tam, iran el ira katun el...

Tar, yete petqa grancman tsaxsern el im vra kvercnem.

Siruna aper, lurj em asum. Bayc lav es voroshel, navsyaki het@t gini ber.  :D

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lsy lav ban lini du azatin ches ta :) te du etqan ches karror xmel ????

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