Azat Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 Harut are you saying that I might have a chance in the Olympics? hahaha. that was the funniest thing i had read on hyeforum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurgen Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 apperently size does NOT matter. That's harsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/23/rhs_irinakorzhanenko.jpg hey guys (and gals), after staring at this pic for some time I have realised a sure way I can make it to the next Olympics.......basically, Im going to train really hard for 3.5 years in a sport I am yet to choose (likelly to be something where strength is very important) and then get a sex change just prior to the Olympics so I can compete as a woman AND avoid doping scrutiny . What do you guys think of my genius plan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakharar Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 a whole bunch of Greek God types Talking about Greek gods... British nympho to aging Greek lover... "Honey, 32 years ago when I first met you, you looked like a Greek God!" "Now you look like a god damn Greek!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garabed Posted August 30, 2004 Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/23/rhs_irinakorzhanenko.jpg hey guys (and gals), after staring at this pic for some time I have realised a sure way I can make it to the next Olympics.......basically, Im going to train really hard for 3.5 years in a sport I am yet to choose (likelly to be something where strength is very important) and then get a sex change just prior to the Olympics so I can compete as a woman AND avoid doping scrutiny . What do you guys think of my genius plan? style_images/master/snapback.png Don't bother. They check chromosomes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arziv Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 Who can hold out the longest...well that one is easy to figure out... style_images/master/snapback.png I have a close friend who is unable to keep a girlfriend longer than a week at the most. His name is Ed, he seems to have a disability, unable to ejaculate; however he is fully capable of maintaining his power uninterruptedely for hours on end. His last girl friend dropped after the first day when Ed kept his love making for 5.15 hours. A medical case that has his doctors baffled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 Eve, Ed ... Ed, Eve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 I have a close friend who is unable to keep a girlfriend longer than a week at the most. His name is Ed, he seems to have a disability, unable to ejaculate; however he is fully capable of maintaining his power uninterruptedely for hours on end. His last girl friend dropped after the first day when Ed kept his love making for 5.15 hours. A medical case that has his doctors baffled. style_images/master/snapback.png son of a B*&@. why cant I be so lucky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 (edited) Azat, you and I are "blessed" with what girls tend to call a good personality immediately followed by a long "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw" and the pinching and gigling of the cheeks saying "oh how cuuuute" ... On second thought, I rather have Ed's disease. Edited August 2, 2005 by Sip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 inch anum eq areq - menak te - BE SAFE http://www.fishingnetwork.net/forum1/images/avatars/13222075741258816f1b53.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 inch anum eq areq - menak te - BE SAFE http://www.fishingnetwork.net/forum1/images/avatars/13222075741258816f1b53.jpg style_images/master/snapback.png Laugh everytime I see that ridiculous mouse! Xoxma dyadya Movses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Eve, Ed ... Ed, Eve style_images/master/snapback.png Should I even question the meaning of that comment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 (edited) I have a close friend who is unable to keep a girlfriend longer than a week at the most. His name is Ed, he seems to have a disability, unable to ejaculate; however he is fully capable of maintaining his power uninterruptedely for hours on end. His last girl friend dropped after the first day when Ed kept his love making for 5.15 hours. A medical case that has his doctors baffled. style_images/master/snapback.png It happened to friend of mine too. One time we had to give him a ride to the closest hospital. He was in pain and she was happy! For those who are not that lucky, try the following recipe: 2 fresh egg yolks 2 tea spoons refined sugar 1 tea spoon Nescafe 10 grams lemon juice 10 grams orange juice 50 grams Armenian Cognac Stir and shake well and then drink! I guarantee long and enjoyable performance! Edited August 3, 2005 by gamavor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Should I even question the meaning of that comment? style_images/master/snapback.png Just introducing two people to each other and let nature take its course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emil Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 I have a close friend who is unable to keep a girlfriend longer than a week at the most. His name is Ed, he seems to have a disability, unable to ejaculate; however he is fully capable of maintaining his power uninterruptedely for hours on end. His last girl friend dropped after the first day when Ed kept his love making for 5.15 hours. A medical case that has his doctors baffled. style_images/master/snapback.png http://home.no/nekholm/pics/funny/forumpics/thanksfortheinfo.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 I am so glad that you are dropping by as well. Are you a famous doctor already or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emil Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 I am so glad that you are dropping by as well. Are you a famous doctor already or what? style_images/master/snapback.png How can you be glad, you don't even acknowledge my existence? I never was going to be a doctor, I just assist surgeons during surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Absolutely not true! I always acknowledge your existence, it's very exciting. To me assisting surgeons is equivalent to being a doctor. I have a lot of respect for people in a medical field. Nurses and doctors are very respectable positions, although being a nurse sometimes seems a lot more difficult and yet less gratifying. I don't think that nurses get the recognition they deserve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armjan Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 http://home.no/nekholm/pics/funny/forumpics/thanksfortheinfo.jpg style_images/master/snapback.png your reply is he-la-ree-ous it's always nice to see spankin barney post more often man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emil Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Absolutely not true! I always acknowledge your existence, it's very exciting. To me assisting surgeons is equivalent to being a doctor. I have a lot of respect for people in a medical field. Nurses and doctors are very respectable positions, although being a nurse sometimes seems a lot more difficult and yet less gratifying. I don't think that nurses get the recognition they deserve. style_images/master/snapback.png Thanks cupcakes. If you want I can tell you stories of operations while we sit by the fireplace having some wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emil Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 your reply is he-la-ree-ous it's always nice to see spankin barney post more often man! style_images/master/snapback.png Thanks bro, good to see humor is appreciated. I might start posting more. I'm going to Armenia on the 20th of this month, but that's for another topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hytga Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 (edited) i noticed this was posted few pages ago. Isn't sex a sport in and of itself? Who can hold out the longest? Who have the most orgasms in a row? Who can come the quickest? Haha! I can think fo a thousand categories for the next Olympic Games. I'll be more than happy to participate but the thing is, they'd probably force men to compete with another man. Just like they separate womens team, mens team. Edited September 30, 2005 by hytga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 i noticed this was posted few pages ago. but the thing is, they'd probably force men to compete with another man. Just like they separate womens team, mens team. style_images/master/snapback.png That's silly, really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hytga Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 (edited) That's silly, really? yep. really. I have a friend who works for the olimpics and is really close to the pope, he told me. Edited October 1, 2005 by hytga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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