Azat Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 This is a phenomenon that I for years never believed nor did I ever experiance... However today I was doing the laundry and one of my socks is gone. I have looked all over. The washing machine, the dryer, inside the clothes. Had to unfold each and every garment and look for the sock. Not there? And being an anal person that I am I cant seem to be able to give up looking for it. Who took it? What happens to them then they escape your household. Mouseman, maybe you will know where they go when they run away. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 BTW, if I can't find the other pair, I am going to put this one on sale on eBay tomorrow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 Azat jan, haven't you watched Seinfeld? There is a theory as to where the loose socks go and why By the way, my socks leave me all the time and I am not surprised any more. Sometimes I have found them hiding in the sleeves of other clothes, sometimes they escape between the drier and the basket. On the whole its a mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 No I have not Sas jan. Actually have never seen 1 episode of Seinfeld and that was the last one. I am thinking of clipping my socks after this when I throw them in the washing machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 AZAT, they go to a parallel universe where they live out their lives with their unmatched partners. And yes safety pinning them together is the best way to deal with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 parallel universe? Oh nooooo. Does this mean that Domino has the answer to where they are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 parallel universe? Oh nooooo. Does this mean that Domino has the answer to where they are? Azat jan, Domino is wearing your missing socks Why did you think he goes there whenever you do your laundry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 Azat jan, I usually have the same problem with my underwear. After a serious investigation I finally have possible suspects – underwear gnomes. Thus I am assuming that they may have accomplices, which can be of some help in resolving your problem, the accomplices possibly being the Socks Gnomes. But this is just a possibility not factual as of now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 This is a phenomenon that I for years never believed nor did I ever experiance... However today I was doing the laundry and one of my socks is gone. I have looked all over. The washing machine, the dryer, inside the clothes. Had to unfold each and every garment and look for the sock. Not there? And being an anal person that I am I cant seem to be able to give up looking for it. Who took it? What happens to them then they escape your household. Mouseman, maybe you will know where they go when they run away. :) Azat jan yerek gisher ur eyir gnatsel ??? mi hat et axchkan zangi hartsra / mek el tesar ennter moratsats lines, kam el vorpes suveneer pahela aper hima frame a arel patits kaxel / nayum yev arotuna qo yekats jampin de papulyar lineln el etpesa sk@zbist gulpanerta korum heto koshiknert heto shapik@t heto gluxt e kortsnum ~~~yerb amusnanum es ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellthecat Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 ...the accomplices possibly being the Socks Gnomes. But this is just a possibility not factual as of now. One legged Sock-Gnomes? (Would have to be, or they would steal both socks!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 Azat jan yerek gisher ur eyir gnatsel ??? mi hat et axchkan zangi hartsra / mek el tesar ennter moratsats lines, kam el vorpes suveneer pahela aper hima frame a arel patits kaxel / nayum yev arotuna qo yekats jampin de papulyar lineln el etpesa sk@zbist gulpanerta korum heto koshiknert heto shapik@t heto gluxt e kortsnum ~~~yerb amusnanum es ~ Movses, es inchere es asum. Have you been talking to her latly? Hmm, how else would you know all this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 Azat jan, I usually have the same problem with my underwear. After a serious investigation I finally have possible suspects – underwear gnomes. Thus I am assuming that they may have accomplices, which can be of some help in resolving your problem, the accomplices possibly being the Socks Gnomes. But this is just a possibility not factual as of now. I never have that problem with underwear because I wear the eatable kind.... err. never mind that is getting sick. So are you saying to find my sock I have to find these gnomes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION AZAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sev-mard Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 (edited) Edited March 26, 2004 by sev-mard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 Not to worry Azat, here is your Socks; :) http://www.catsincharge.co.uk/socks/index.shtml Seriously though I have had that problem, not really missing a sock but when my clothes washer would not drain and get flooded and I took it apart... voila I found several socks wedged in the drain pipe. Small objects, i.e socks get sucked into the drain the reason why some washers have a basket for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 haha btw azat its "edible" not eatable- sorry i like fixig gramatical errors- **guilty as charged-- hehe- hmm maybe if youre more careful those socks wont run away- it may be due to the bad odor from your feet that ur socks tend to run away and abandon you-- remind me 2 get u odor eaters for ur b day lol j/k c now u got ur eatibles and edibles mixed up- i solved the case-- u need odor eaters not edible undies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anoushik Posted March 16, 2004 Report Share Posted March 16, 2004 i like fixig gramatical errors- **guilty as charged-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gevo27 Posted March 16, 2004 Report Share Posted March 16, 2004 azat, try looking where you put em last :P: lol. honest.. it helps i have literally witnesses my friends dad searching for his screwdrivers, 2 of them, while both were in his rear pocket, me and my friend sat there starred at him get pissed and start cussing at his son, caus ehe always misplaces things.. and we stayed silent till he got angry and red.. then we like..where did u leave it, he said i was just using it lol.. and we like, well try to sit down, thatll remind you!!! hahah did he feel stupid... anywho, moral of the story.. azat, you might be wearing em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2004 Got up this morning and took a quick shower. I was putting on clothes and decided to follow the instructions that Sip had given me in this thread Turned on the stereo, put the Celine Dion CD and skipped to "All by myself". Turned the volume up and waited... The sure enough Celine hit that last "anymooooooooooooooooore", and yes just as it had happened to Sip, my ear drums did cave in as well, and my eyes pop out of their sockets, and my manhood did shrink by about 40%. Just then I pulled the pants up and tried to button them, but no go. It was as if someone had put a sock in my pocket. The missing sock was discovered and now I can sleep soundly at nights. Sip, you never mentioned that the ear drums, and the eyes, and the manhood never recovers. Now what do I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted March 16, 2004 Report Share Posted March 16, 2004 Sip, you never mentioned that the ear drums, and the eyes, and the manhood never recovers. Now what do I do? Ask the spammers who loaded your mailbox with junk mail to send their "list enlargement" e-mails again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted March 16, 2004 Report Share Posted March 16, 2004 vay azat im seriously sitting here at the computer lab at school and chuckeling and laughing so hard- and i just cant keep it down---- maaaan people are staring now- oh well but that was HILL_ARIOUS hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Azat jan What happens yoru Sock problem ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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