Anonymouse Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 When my pet bird, Romik was his name, saw me reading the newspaper, did he wonder why I was sitting there staring at the carpet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Good one oh weird one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Good one oh weird one L O L !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gevo27 Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 no mouse jan, he was thinkng, when is he gonna get to the sports section... i guess he likes reading about the lakers loosing another game.. LOL.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted January 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Here is another thought to ponder. If you lick the air does it get wet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allarmeniangirl Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Here is another thought to ponder. If you lick the air does it get wet? hahaha. let's see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 you know what makes me ponder?? death....like what happens after you die...and are you aware of it? lol im sure it makes anyone else ponder too.... oh also, how do we know what the concept of time is? maybe one persons brain works faster or slower than another's ......is time something that is constantly changing in the same pace, or just an illusion of our human brain~ neurobiological processes making us hallucinate the concept..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Oh where oh where is Domino when you need him!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted January 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top meant to be thrown away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted January 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Oh where oh where is Domino when you need him!!!! I don't know who (or what) Domino is ( reminds me of Linux ), but I have a pet Turk.....he carries a scimitar and dances for treats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted January 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 you know what makes me ponder?? death....like what happens after you die...and are you aware of it? lol im sure it makes anyone else ponder too.... oh also, how do we know what the concept of time is? maybe one persons brain works faster or slower than another's ......is time something that is constantly changing in the same pace, or just an illusion of our human brain~ neurobiological processes making us hallucinate the concept..... When you die, you to to hellven, a combination of heaven and hell, and you play all the pool you can handle while listening to elevator music and breathing second hand smoke. Yep. Thank me later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 aye mousie..heeh i love your questions!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted January 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 I also have a turtle. His name is Rocky. And as for my bird dying it was perfectly natural causes I tells ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 hmm....another ponder topic.... im, do people see you the same way you see yourself... do people see the same range of colors ...same hues...or are they different...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 I also have a turtle. His name is Rocky. And as for my bird dying it was perfectly natural causes I tells ya. lol sure mouse..i bet you gave him some sianayd (sp?) or those poisoned crackers...? polly don want no crackers no more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 If carrots are good for your eyes, do rabbits have good eye-sight? Never seen a rabbit wearing dem specs before. Did ancient Greeks cook with olive oil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 When and how did ancient people realize that head was responsible for thinking? Edit: oops... this is a humor question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gevo27 Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 If carrots are good for your eyes, do rabbits have good eye-sight? Never seen a rabbit wearing dem specs before. Did ancient Greeks cook with olive oil? Do rabbits even eat carrots as depicted in cartoons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gevo27 Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 where does my gas go when it "runs out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Do rabbits even eat carrots as depicted in cartoons? They do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gevo27 Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 They do. Well, iv never seena rabbit eat a carrot when i hunt,, infact i dont even think there are carrots where i hunt for rabbits... must be the ones in ur backyard stormy jan.. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 A man was so short that in order to wipe the floor, he had to use a chair! Gamavor the Great, 1983 "Usurped thoughts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheekY Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 crazythoughts Are marbles made of marble? Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom? Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back? Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June? Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights? Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why is a square meal served on round plates? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? Which way does a compass point in space? Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Why are Pringles curved? What happens if your snot freezes in your nose? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else? Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? Can bald men get lice?? How come popcorn isn't a vegetable? Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene? Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water? Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps? If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license? How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? "How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?" Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want? If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon? If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future? Do pyromaniacs wear blazers? If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheekY Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKGIRL28 Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 i always wanted to know if blind people ever dream at night and if they do, what do their dreams contain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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