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The 5 Secrets To A Successful Relationship


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1. It is important to find a woman who works around the house, cooks and cleans and who has a job.

 

2. It is important to find a woman who makes you laugh.

 

3. It is important to find a woman who is dependable and doesn`t lie.

 

4. It is important to find a woman who`s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

 

5. It is important that these four women never meet.

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LoooL well i dont know about Stupit part :blink: LOOL

but sometimes "Some" guys dont know what they realy have till they loose Her :rolleyes: and that goes to some girls too lool :P ;)

 

Thanks Angel :)

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one thing that totally pisses me off is when guys dont appreciate what they have and their eyes are always on the lookout for "better" its almost like they order the $50 chocolate mousse cake, then they see a chocolate chip cookie and suddenly want that....lol
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i wouldnt care if my boyfriend or what not was looking at another girl-id be the one to say-hey honey look at her-isnt she hott...?! lol but its one thing to look and another thing to want and approach...some guys can be doggs seriously--but im glad im not in a relationship yet-cause if that happened id get bollistic!
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Valantena

Please dont faint when you notice my avatar :lol: :lol: :lol:

What can I say I’m a thief? :lol: :lol: :( :unsure: Sorry :( :(

LoooooooooooL OMG my LOLLYPoP smilie :blink:

who gave you the right to TAKE IT :angry: :P .... iam kidding hun :)

but isnt it CUTEEEE and akhhh i WUV it :P

and Of course you can use it too if you like ...its not like i PAID for it LOOOL... :)

 

Good Day!!!
thanks hun u too ;) :P
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LoooooooooooL OMG my LOLLYPoP smilie :blink:

who gave you the right to TAKE IT :angry: :P .... iam kidding hun :)

but isnt it CUTEEEE and akhhh i WUV it :P

and Of course you can use it too if you like ...its not like i PAID for it LOOOL... :)

 

thanks hun u too ;) :P

I cant get enough of that cutie......

 

thanks for being cool with it.. i'll remove it once i get enough of it ---which i dont think is going to happen anytime soon :lol: :lol: :(

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i personally think that whole "he'll appreciate her or know what's he's lost when he's lost her is BULL CRAP!!!!"...no offense to anyone but it's something dumpees (and their friends and relatives) say when they get dumped or see someone get dumped!! men are simple creatures!! VEEEEEEERY simple indeed! all they do is consume O2, exhale CO2 and crave food water and sex ---and not necessarily in that order either!!... appreciate???? appreciate what exactly? you gotta find one that has a brain, then a heart, and then some sensitivity to be able to understand the value of a loving woman...it's like saying "my pet gold fish misses me!"... the dang fish didn't even know it was your face behind that bowl!! why do we girls expect so much from men that can offer ohhhhhh so little??? do the math! if you ain't getting any revenue! take your assets and invest them elsewhere!!! B)
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i personally think that whole "he'll appreciate her or know what's he's lost when he's lost her is BULL CRAP!!!!"...no offense to anyone but it's something dumpees (and their friends and relatives) say when they get dumped or see someone get dumped!! men are simple creatures!! VEEEEEEERY simple indeed! all they do is consume O2, exhale CO2 and crave food water and sex ---and not necessarily in that order either!!... appreciate???? appreciate what exactly? you gotta find one that has a brain, then a heart, and then some sensitivity to be able to understand the value of a loving woman...it's like saying "my pet gold fish misses me!"... the dang fish didn't even know it was your face behind that bowl!! why do we girls expect so much from men that can offer ohhhhhh so little??? do the math! if you ain't getting any revenue! take your assets and invest them elsewhere!!! B)

Right! Women don't do any of the things you mentioned. They just like to shop and walk like gay men.

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I never liked the term "Bruin". I prefer Bear.

sooo..bite me!! :P :rolleyes: ...you know the more i look at your pic, the more i think ...oh my god!! it IS really your pic!!!.... so how you doin' studmuffin? :naughty: ...once you get a big 300lb bear/bruin sitting on you, won't matter what you call it! either way you'll be crushed and gasping for air!! :lol2:

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sooo..bite me!! :P :rolleyes: ...you know the more i look at your pic, the more i think ...oh my god!! it IS really your pic!!!.... so how you doin' studmuffin? :naughty: ...once you get a big 300lb bear/bruin sitting on you, won't matter what you call it! either way you'll be crushed and gasping for air!! :lol2:

I once killed a bear with my fart. I can do it again.

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