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And jug, don't make me put your "I'm a girl" quote in my signature.

 

what was I thinking?! *hangs head in shame* :)

 

To sit outside with a joint in one hand and watch the sky turn bluer and bluer and stars come out and the lights of the city shining on a canal and think about nothing, only peace. Life is beautiful after all...

 

I quit weed a while ago, I figured if Im going to become someone I'll need all the braincells I can get. :lol: And smoking had some side-effects on me, after a heavy session I would feel numb in my arms and legs for a couple days - seriously! <_< - anyone else experience this?

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hmm wow its almost 6pm and i feel like i just woke up... the day went by so fast -almost like some weird whirlwind-that i had to actually grab onto something so i wouldn't be dragged into the craziness... well now that more than half my day is over, i shall go think of how to use my other half of the day- any suggestions? i had bunji jumping in mind :D
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Money can in fact buy happiness

I totally fundamentally and categorically agree (don’t believe?? me ask Maral B) or my wife :( )

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I use it to look at my manhood. it's the only way I can impress women...

 

....I was going to say that,

 

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/computer-microscope.jpg

 

....using this device' USB connection to upload an (inlarged) image of your list onto your 'dating profile' :lol:

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WoooooHooooooooooooo I finally got some action going in my pants. Unfortunately the action was because of ants. someone forgot a donut in the office on friday and now ants are crawling everywhere.(including in my pants)
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HAHAHAHAHAH lol guess you and the terendez granny shoul hook up=- too bad shes a granny- sorry azat- couldnt find anyone whose in your age group... the fabulouse20's lol.... well then its either the crotchfire granny or lonliness with ants in ur pants buddy.
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What is the deal with Software Developers of today. They know NOTHING. I have been interviewing for some 3-4 months now for 4 positions and still have one vacant. I ask the people who come in to rank themselves in 4-5 categories prior to the interview and they all think that are 8+(some say 10 on all) and when I start to ask them basic technical questions they all fail miserably.

 

Sip what are you guys teaching these folk in schools?

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My workplace Boston Harbor Hotel has been chosen as the premier spot for democratic convention. This Monday we are holding a function where former president Carter, Clinton and forty US senators would be present. Clinton may play his saxophone. The event is not open public but very excusive however I would be able to talk freely with senators who I am told are easily approachable. I am the wine sommelier on a particular section that is under my service area and I am hoping Clinton may sit in my section. :)
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