Em Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 This is what I learned with a BS in Marketing: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, I'm fantastic in bed. THAT'S DIRECT MARKETING. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and you see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you, and says, he's fantastic in bed, THAT'S ADVERTISING. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, hi, I'm fantastic in bed. THAT'S TELEMARKETING. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed. THAT'S PUBLIC RELATIONS. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed. THAT'S BRAND RECOGNITION. You hear about girls like this but never meet one. THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISEMENT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 BS in Computer Science: What's a party? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 This is what I learned with a BS in Marketing: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, I'm fantastic in bed. THAT'S DIRECT MARKETING. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and you see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you, and says, he's fantastic in bed, THAT'S ADVERTISING. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, hi, I'm fantastic in bed. THAT'S TELEMARKETING. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed. THAT'S PUBLIC RELATIONS. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed. THAT'S BRAND RECOGNITION. You hear about girls like this but never meet one. THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISEMENT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Posted March 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 BS in Computer Science: What's a party? Party: Social occasion where previously sane people gather to drink and make fools of themselves. Lol. Always welcome are Mr. Cheese Heads who are Aces in comp tech, question religion and find themselves surrounded by white folk yet are Hye enough not to completely assimilate and spend a considerable amount of time supporting the forum. Lav er, Sip jan? (To the English majors: would the above-mentioned be considered a run-on or a compound?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zartonk Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Hehe! A party! Cheeshead! Hehe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Hehe! A party! Cheeshead! Hehe! Cheese head with holes in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 It is ironic that our house cheesehead from Wisconsin is addicted to Mongolian Buffet. Hey Sip, is that cheese made of yak milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Party: Social occasion where previously sane people gather to drink and make fools of themselves. Lol. Always welcome are Mr. Cheese Heads who are Aces in comp tech, question religion and find themselves surrounded by white folk yet are Hye enough not to completely assimilate and spend a considerable amount of time supporting the forum. Lav er, Sip jan? Excellent! I think I'll do another major in public relations now. Arpa, the mongolian days are over. I am addicted to Indian buffets now. I go at least once a week, sometimes more. There are 5 (yes FIVE) excellent Indian buffets within a 10 mile radius of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Excellent! I think I'll do another major in public relations now. Arpa, the mongolian days are over. I am addicted to Indian buffets now. I go at least once a week, sometimes more. There are 5 (yes FIVE) excellent Indian buffets within a 10 mile radius of me. You are so cruel. And now you cause our Ambassador to Mongolia and China, Hagarag to go into 40( count them, forty) days of mourning. How sad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zartonk Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Cheese head with holes in it. HEHE! (I knew I shouldn't have added those spoons of sugar to me bowl of Lucky Charms ) I recently checked out a Mongolian buffet. I must say I was surprised (AND impressed) to find EVERY variety of meat except civilized-nations-to-the-west. BS aside, it was good stuff. Sip our Cheeseman knows his cuisine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Excellent! I think I'll do another major in public relations now. Arpa, the mongolian days are over. I am addicted to Indian buffets now. I go at least once a week, sometimes more. There are 5 (yes FIVE) excellent Indian buffets within a 10 mile radius of me. Sip jan el chinakan / Amerikyan buffet ners chen toghnum ?? Indian buffets `` i need to try that one day / i just cant; stand the smell of the Indian food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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