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List top ten things that you don't want Phantom to write about at Hyeforum on Valentine's Day.

I'll put down two entries only and the rest is free for all, even you Phantom. :)

 

Heeeeeeeeeere we Goooooooooooooo...........

 

10- About his sex life or Lifestyle

09- About his age, how he looks ten years younger

:partytime:

 

BTW Happy Valentine's Day to Everybody, especially to the Ladies of Hyeforum. :hug: :)

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08- About Mamigonians and their huge army coming from China and

......being mixed with us

07- About Armenians having been mixed with Heryas

06- About Armenians having been mixed with Mongolians

05- About any untrue negative myths written on our respected and loved artists/writers/poets/political

......figures and creating doubts and discrediting their genius and their heroic deeds when we

......feel and have national pride towards them

 

 

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List top ten things that you don't want Phantom to write about at Hyeforum on Valentine's Day.

I'll put down two entries only and the rest is free for all, even you Phantom. :)

 

Heeeeeeeeeere we Goooooooooooooo...........

 

10- About his sex life or Lifestyle

09- About his age, how he looks ten years younger

:partytime:

 

BTW Happy Valentine's Day to Everybody, especially to the Ladies of Hyeforum. :hug: :)

If and when you receive a card from Hagarag, check the postal stamp to see which “hospital” for the delusionarily deranged , “abused by the clergy”, Sino-Hebraic“, "Wow! You look so much younger than the years, studdier than all studs!“ it is from.

Who misplaced the key to that rubber room?

:partytime: :goof:

And if he is still walking up the street... watch out! Here come the men in white jackets.

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Come on everyone be nice to our young friend!! Here is a joke to for you...

 

Ed Was In Trouble...

His wife didn't want him to forget it was Valentine's Day, tomorrow.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds

AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window

and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the

driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,

brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a

brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.

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Sorry Yervant and Forum, but I have a woman 22 years younger than me chasing me!! ..and she is not a mental health employee.

 

List top ten things that you don't want Phantom to write about at Hyeforum on Valentine's Day.

I'll put down two entries only and the rest is free for all, even you Phantom. :)

 

Heeeeeeeeeere we Goooooooooooooo...........

 

10- About his sex life or Lifestyle

09- About his age, how he looks ten years younger

:partytime:

 

BTW Happy Valentine's Day to Everybody, especially to the Ladies of Hyeforum. :hug: :)

 

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Hey Anahid,

 

Can we call your list ways of "INSULTING ARMENIANNESS?"

 

You forgot the French and Germans who mixed with us under the Armenian Kingdom in Giligia and the occasional intermixing with Scandinavian merchants in times past.

 

 

08- About Mamigonians and their huge army coming from China and

......being mixed with us

07- About Armenians having been mixed with Heryas

06- About Armenians having been mixed with Mongolians

05- About any untrue negative myths written on our respected and loved artists/writers/poets/political

......figures and creating doubts and discrediting their genius and their heroic deeds when we

......feel and have national pride towards them

 

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Come on everyone be nice to our young friend!! Here is a joke to for you...

 

Ed Was In Trouble...

His wife didn't want him to forget it was Valentine's Day, tomorrow.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds

AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window

and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the

driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,

brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a

brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.

 

Ed jan; now she's going to starve you to death (unless you apologize to her quickly) and bring her flowers or a box of chocolate or a diamond ring. :) Unless she was expecting a brand new car. :P Ed, you better act quick or she may divorce you.

 

And while you do that; is it possible to expect from you to each HyeForum woman a box of chocolate? ;)

 

 

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Here's another one.

 

Ed goes to town and gets a very precise scale. Then he prompts his wife to get on it. His wife says I'll get on it but you have to leave the room. Ed says; 'look dear, if I stay and watch I'll get you whatever you want (a diamond ring or a car). If I leave the room then you will not get anything for Valentine's day, plus you have to give me something." "What"? asks his wife.

 

Ed thinks about it for a minute or two, then he says, 'well you must give me another son or else'. :P

 

His wife quietly climbs up the scale while Ed is still in the room. :) :P

 

 

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Sorry Yervant and Forum, but I have a woman 22 years younger than me chasing me!! ..and she is not a mental health employee.

Hey Phantom22 is there any connection between the 22 in your name and the age difference of this mental girl?

 

http://www.humanillnesses.com/original/ima...3_0_img0228.jpg

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Columbus, Galilieo, DaVinci and Edison were also judged insane at one time.

 

No the "22" in my moniker has nothing to do with "60" or "38." Just coincidence.

 

Hey Phantom22 is there any connection between the 22 in your name and the age difference of this mental girl?

 

http://www.humanillnesses.com/original/ima...3_0_img0228.jpg

 

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Columbus, Galilieo, DaVinci and Edison were also judged insane at one time.

Any prediction when you will join to the list of those people that you listed?

No the "22" in my moniker has nothing to do with "60" or "38." Just coincidence.

This must be the sign you were waiting!!!!!!

There is something divine about you that Arpa don't see it, but believe me I do see it.

It will happen in 22 years which means you will be 82.

Oh man 22 years is too long for everybody to wait, is it possible to shorten that period by your divine (Jesus intervention) to shorten it? I'm am excited. :partytime:

 

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Hey Anahid,

 

Can we call your list ways of "INSULTING ARMENIANNESS?"

 

You forgot the French and Germans who mixed with us under the Armenian Kingdom in Giligia and the occasional intermixing with Scandinavian merchants in times past.

 

Phantom, I have to confess! I also intermixed with German, French and Scandinavian ladies. Would you like to see some pictures? :P

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I'm sorry Yervant but I don't understand the meaning of this thread. How would you like it if someone started a thread all about making fun of you? :huh: Just leave him alone.

 

We already did that to Yervant :o

 

Although I do agree with you Extra. We shouldn't make fun of Phantom...

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I'm sorry Yervant but I don't understand the meaning of this thread. How would you like it if someone started a thread all about making fun of you? :huh: Just leave him alone.

Hey Extra, :)

Even though this might come out and look like making fun of him, in reality at least in my mind I was more pleading with him in a fun way.

In the past I told him that he makes lots of good points about the realities of the Armenian diaspora life and he can bring from the perspective of a person who grew up with odars. The reason that he is being picked on is because of his braggings and things that is not helping his cause.

Again in the past I asked him not to leave this forum on several occasions, just leave your personal I'm better than you guys image to yourself. I also made this clear in the other thread of his "Ayyatollahs" and asked him to leave personal things out and stick to the issue on hand that you will get a better response form everybody.

If you read all my posts to him in the past and present, there is more positive than negative, even the first post of this thread was done having this in mind, go ahead and please read it.

Again I will repeat myself if he keeps up with the issues and not the "I date younger girls" most forumers will treat him like any other forumer, but than again I could be a dreamer. :)

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He's got good mind and lingo; but just like Yervant said; it is better I suppose in this kind of internet interaction to leave the personals out. I am also tired of hearing about Mamigonians/Heryas/Mongolians/mixed blood business. Even if we are a bit; now I know it thank you and I don't want to hear it every freaking moment. Plus, most probably that's why our people in most respects are very intelligent (because they're somewhat mixed). End of story.

 

Phantom is not a bad guy; he's just sometimes very funny in speaking his innermost thoughts a great deal and people usually make fun of these sort of things. It is better to leave them out.

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Thanks Extra-Hye for mentioning that they are all ganging up on me.

 

I want Armenia to be the greatest nation on Earth. I want persons of all background to be in awe of the Armenian people and Armenian nation. I want millions of private foundation dollars to pour into tiny Armenia because its scientists are so far ahead of the rest of the world.

 

I want Armenians to be the healthiest person on Earth. I am not bragging but proseltyzing, how an old man can slow down the aging process naturally without Anna Aslan's formula or any other unnatural means.

 

Please try to understand my motives when I skewer all of you.

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