Yervant1 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 And, cut the end of your "peanuts". There's a story behind that but I will spare you. Is that good or bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Is that good or bad? Since when did the cut end of the "peanuts" (read 'phallus') become a symbol of religion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 (edited) Since when did the cut end of the "peanuts" (read 'phallus') become a symbol of religion? I'll rewrite my greetings to Sip all over again. Alaikem Salaam, may Allah be with you too. Happy end of the "peanut" cutting and may peace be upon you and Mohammad the Merciful. Edited April 6, 2006 by Yervant1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Is that good or bad? Yervant, if you must know. A very concerned young man had a very private dilemma. He, having limited command of the English language, yet trying to be as sophisticated and proper, approached a health professional and began talking about his “peanuts” problem. What? The professional was puzzled, until the applicant opened a crumpled piece of paper, and it became obvious that the man had ED (erectile disfunction) in his “pen*s/peanuts”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Ha ha ... I think DeeDee might have been expecting a group outraged that she is switching from Christianity to Islam ... but she probably didn't expect to find so many infidels among us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Ha ha ... I think DeeDee might have been expecting a group outraged that she is switching from Christianity to Islam ... but she probably didn't expect to find so many infidels among us You infidel you. You just lost those 72 virgins, may peace be upon you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Sip Lost 72 virgins ??? Sip HAw can you man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Mosjan, you think you have headache now ... just imagine ... 72 virgins = 72 over-protective mother-in-laws. But then again, maybe when you are in Heaven, you are safe from the mother-in-laws who may not be there... though I think they'll find a way to come harass you in heaven too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 All they want to talk about is his supernatural dad who raped a virgin supposedly (without her even knowing about). Great example He set Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Heaven ??? ohhh ok no sip jan - i like see my virgins now - even if it's half of them - even if each one brings 2 over-protective mother-in-laws for me Azat qez qani hat en t@vel ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 How else would you describe a virgin woman getting pregnant without even knowing about it in advance or having given permission? What you label as "immaculate conception", I would label as "divine rape". Offensive or not, they both mean the same thing. Stop Sip, you're killing me of laughter, now I can't get rid of the image of an elderly man in white raping a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 You infidel you. You just lost those 72 virgins, may peace be upon you. And I thought they were in shortage of virgin out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Heaven ??? ohhh ok no sip jan - i like see my virgins now - even if it's half of them - even if each one brings 2 over-protective mother-in-laws for me Azat qez qani hat en t@vel ??? None for me man... I cant deal with their drama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 And I thought they were in shortage of virgin out there. Don't mind the virgin shortage it's the lack of brain I'm worried about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 you are bunch of horrny guys, stop the internet and get you buts out there, maybe you'll get lucky with a 70 year old fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 you are bunch of horrny guys, stop the internet and get you buts out there, maybe you'll get lucky with a 70 year old fart I'm trying my luck here. http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/15492883.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 if Azat is refusing it their most be an something wrong Letts see can you imagine the fights ? going to shopping to Macy's ?? Valentine day presents ? sending Birthday cards ? remembering anniversaries ???? ordering Pizza ???? ohh boy - no it's way toooo much for me che Azat@ Jishta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubépine Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Arpa in my opinion it is the selfish element in Armenian character that guides them into giving up everything in order to get what they want. Of course what they give up is not personal loss but Armenian Race loss and they gain the love which is personal gain. We had lots of traitors amongts us who betrayed the Race for personal gains. That's why we never had a strong kingdom in the past with the exception of King Tigran. Even during the Genocide era we had planty of traitors civilian and clergy who tried to save their wealth and family at the expence of other Armenians dying. So to sum it up what I'm saying is that the majority of Armenians would sacrify the greater good for personal gain. That's why Armenians marrying odars will give in rather than change the odar to them, because they want to get what they want. Bravo! That's one very important aspect to consider. People like that are turning their back on their nation, culture and their families. Some people (like this girl) are really weak-willed to do anything that is demanded of them. It must take a very spineless person to become a slave of someone else, severing everything that was once a part of her. I won't be surprised if she starts wearing the hijab and share her household with other prospective wives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubépine Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 I was being sarcastic. And what religion would force people convert or have their heads decapitated, ala the Armenians in the Ottoman Empire? Some people like to believe in myths and fairy tales that somehow Islam is tolerant or peaceful. Just read the history, read and study about Mr. Mohammed and see how peaceful and tolerant he really was. I can't say a bad thing about Jesus, even though we tease him, but come on, the guy was really the polar opposite in many ways. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0895260131.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg Especially compared to a "prophet" who spread his lust for power disguised as religion through conquest and pillage. In fact he financed his campaigns by raiding caravans. Who had a whole Jewish tribe decapitated because they didn't ally themselves with him. After a string of marriages, the first one was to a wealthy merchant woman twenty years his senior, his last marriage was to a nine-year old. But let's give him credit. He waited two full years before that marriage was consumated. Imagine his frustration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 you are bunch of horrny guys, stop the internet and get you buts out there, maybe you'll get lucky with a 70 year old fart The sad thing about the whole virgin ordeal is that it would be like having to break in a Lamborghini 72 times before you can REALLY put the pedal to the metal have some REAL fun. Doesn't that sound like worse than the worst possible torture imaginable? On a related note, I just recently bought a small outboard motor for my inflatable boat. The manual talks about something like a 10- to 12-hour break in procedure!!! That means I have to sit there like a retard and let this thing idle around the lake for 10 hours before I can start to floor it to see how fast it goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Sip you are simply a tarrable young man seriosly but talk about being sore for rest of your life going true 72 virgins, I mean is that thing would be usfull again? ever? maybe Gam can answer this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 http://www.straightdope.com/art/2001/011214.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Sip you are simply a tarrable young man seriosly but talk about being sore for rest of your life going true 72 virgins, I mean is that thing would be usfull again? ever? maybe Gam can answer this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 you are bunch of horrny guys, stop the internet and get you buts out there, maybe you'll get lucky with a 70 year old fart You are so funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 did you guys know that women terrorists are told that when they blow themselves and innocent people up they will go to heaven and be reunited with their lost relatives what a bunch of B.S.! the men get the virgins and the women get to see grandma again...what a bunch of morons... and... I have heard that they are not promised exactly 72 virgins...whatever word they use in ARabic stands for many...like we say 'I told you a million times to do so and so' we didn't really say it a million times....same concept...they are promised lots of virgins...not 72.. ok I'm off my soap box you may continue boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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