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gurgen

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  1. Well we have a flag in Charing Cross so why not on the moon?
  2. gurgen

    Open Letter

    O P E N L E T T E R S T O T H E Y O U N G W O M A N O N T H E S U B W A Y W H O S C R E A M E D A T M E S E P T E M B E R 2 1, 2 0 0 3 , A T A P P R O X I M A T E L Y 11:30 P. M. January 6, 2004 I am very sorry if I offended you by staring at you. My actions were wrong. But please allow me to explain. The pants you were wearing were constructed from a material that reflects light. My eyes, like the eyes of other members of my species, are attracted to bright objects. Subway lamps sent light toward the floor, which your pants intercepted. Reflective fibers from your pants and the angle of the skintight fabric on your hindquarters. The gentle agitations of the train were moving you, and the reflection repeatedly caught my eye. Powerless, I observed this miracle of science for some time. Then your friend whispered something in your ear and you turned toward me, revealing what this combination of factors compelled me to do. You commenced telling me where I could go when my afterlife begins. Thankfully, at this point the train arrived at my stop and I left the uncomfortable situation. Once again, I am sorry. Sincerely, Chris Gorski Got this from http://mcsweeneys.net/links/openletters/
  3. Roflmao nice one Azat
  4. I say go for it. You need to do something crazy once in a while Besides, life's too short to worry
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    What If?

    I believe $2000 will do the trick as well. This is the latest price I have on bribing yourself out of banak but I will keep you posted
  6. "I know what you're thinking, did he shoot 5 times or did he shoot 6 times? But this here is a Magnum .45 the most powerful handgun in the world which can blow a man's head off in 1 shot. So you got to ask yourself a question..." soz couldn't resist
  7. gurgen

    Pic Of Tehlirian

    There is a way to enlarge, only the quality drops severely btw I've read the trials
  8. Who are you? Eminem's brother?
  9. gurgen

    Pic Of Tehlirian

    Thanks for the quick reply Arpa If anyone has a larger one keep it coming plz.
  10. I have read somewhere that the perfect woman is deaf, dumb, 1m20 tall and the top of her head is flat so you can put your beer on it , don't remember where tho.
  11. What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common? 40 year old meat between two 9 year old buns
  12. Wasn't the original one with Michael Caine and Benny Hill? Or am I crazy
  13. Does anyone of you have a picture of Soghomon Tehlirian? I could really need one for my history paper but I can't seem to find one on the net. Thnx in advance.
  14. gurgen

    What If?

    Not to mention the gash parties.
  15. Thargi tran jan tesnumes MosJan-el arthen zarthnets kho patsarov
  16. She has the right to *ask* you to turn down your music. But if she's not asking nicely she can fk off. You did the right thing imo. It's matter of pinciples here.
  17. gurgen

    Communism

    No that's Stalinism. Communism is just a stupid dream that resulted into Stalinism (and Maoism and many others).
  18. Afaik the Greek and Persians called us Armenians first, when (it is told blabla....) Aram, Haik's son as you all know, kicked their ass. Thus they called his land Armenia, the land of Aram. This is as far as my knowledge goes.
  19. Do you know when art is truly great? When one seen your drawing and can instantly say it's you. That's what defines all the greats such as Rembrandt, van Gogh, Dali etc. I believe that is the exact difference between good and great. Because it's very hard for a beginning artist to come up with something original. What's there about your art that's so special?
  20. What does it say when it crashes? Either way, I'd advise reinstalling and if you want a new browser you better get Opera cuz Mozilla is crap.
  21. Well what do you expect with people like Dodi Gago and Tsagik Rubo playing nardi in the parliament?
  22. Boy that must be a painful discovery for a man. The 'bride' is lucky that his husband was not Armenian
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