Nakharar Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Turkish man eyes squirting record The effort that goes into breaking some world records is enough to bring tears to your eyes. But record hopeful Turkish Mehmet Yilmaz's eyes don't water, they milk. Mr Yilmaz, 28, has mastered the discipline of eye-squirting - sucking milk through the nose into the eye before squirting it out across a table. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40024000/jpg/_40024950_1squirtsmoreap203.jpg Mehmet Yilmaz squirts milk in a record breaking attempt He hopes his latest distance of 2.795m (9.2ft) is confirmed as breaking the former record of 2.615m (8.6 ft) held by a competitor from British Columbia. "I have been working for almost three years, I practised with more than 100 litres of milk," Mr Yilmaz told Reuters television. "Now I can say that I don't like milk a lot, I cannot look at milk and milk products as food." How do you get into such a sport, or discover such talent? Watch for bubbles in the bath. Four years ago, Mr Yilmaz found bubbles were coming out of his left eye while swimming in a pool. He later found out that the bubbles came from a pressure leak inside his eyelids. When he saw a previous Guinness attempt on television, he thought he would give it a go. But the feat carries a "don't try this at home" warning, as only a few people around the world have the necessary physical anomaly. The Guinness World Records must confirm the attempt before Mr Yilmaz can call himself a record holder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 I've seen this one a while ago, it's really gross. But it makes people talk, so his mission accomplished. He'll forever be known as the squirting guy, you know it begs the question which I am not going to even attempt to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Impressive. Do people distance-shoot snot, too? <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 yuk, yuk & yuk... ...and I'll refrain from further comment here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurgen Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Impressive. Do people distance-shoot snot, too? <_< style_images/master/snapback.png Yep, Mr. Bean is the world champion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sev-mard Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Turkish man eyes squirting record The effort that goes into breaking some world records is enough to bring tears to your eyes. But record hopeful Turkish Mehmet Yilmaz's eyes don't water, they milk. Mr Yilmaz, 28, has mastered the discipline of eye-squirting - sucking milk through the nose into the eye before squirting it out across a table. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40024000/jpg/_40024950_1squirtsmoreap203.jpg Mehmet Yilmaz squirts milk in a record breaking attempt He hopes his latest distance of 2.795m (9.2ft) is confirmed as breaking the former record of 2.615m (8.6 ft) held by a competitor from British Columbia. "I have been working for almost three years, I practised with more than 100 litres of milk," Mr Yilmaz told Reuters television. "Now I can say that I don't like milk a lot, I cannot look at milk and milk products as food." How do you get into such a sport, or discover such talent? Watch for bubbles in the bath. Four years ago, Mr Yilmaz found bubbles were coming out of his left eye while swimming in a pool. He later found out that the bubbles came from a pressure leak inside his eyelids. When he saw a previous Guinness attempt on television, he thought he would give it a go. But the feat carries a "don't try this at home" warning, as only a few people around the world have the necessary physical anomaly. The Guinness World Records must confirm the attempt before Mr Yilmaz can call himself a record holder. style_images/master/snapback.png esh... <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 esh... <_< style_images/master/snapback.png sev jan, esh che ayl avanak sovori eli vaay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sev-mard Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 sev jan, esh che ayl avanak sovori eli vaay style_images/master/snapback.png avanak te esh yerkoon el apoosh en..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 avanak te esh yerkoon el apoosh en..... style_images/master/snapback.png ayo bayts qez portsumem sovoretsnel jisht Hayeren sevik jan, ay orinak eyspes kareli e asel jisht hayerenov avanak kam esh, yerkusnel el apoosh en..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Edo, ktoghnes Avanak kam/te esh, yerkusn el apoosh en I know Harut will agree with me (I hope...) Oh and Sevik!!! Your Armo is improving by the day!!! That's so cool!! Maybe Armenian will conquer the world one day after all (wishful thinking... that will be a huge responsibilty I can only hope we can be prepared for!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Edo, ktoghnes Avanak kam/te esh, yerkusn el apoosh en Um, vortegh, inch, yerp??? hamel es jamin ba hur ches qnum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 It;s not even 12 yet!!!!!!! but I am dying tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sev-mard Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 (edited) ayo bayts qez portsumem sovoretsnel jisht Hayeren sevik jan, ay orinak eyspes kareli e asel jisht hayerenov avanak kam esh, yerkusnel el apoosh en..... style_images/master/snapback.png Haskanoomem. I harge jisht hayaren uzzum em khosel. Bayts, esh skhal a? Im enkernerit misht "esh" asoom en. Esh kam "dungala"(not sure on spelling), sirank beruithye... And I almost always use 'kam' instead of 'te' but today I didnt! Argh...sovorumem... Edited September 21, 2004 by sev-mard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 We had so much fun during Palm Sunday week when the following passage was read; "ev @sav anonts, "Gatseq ayd dzer dimatsi gegh@, ev shut m@ piti gtneq kapvats ESH m@ ou anor (ishu dzag) AVANAK@, ardzagetseq zanonk ou indzi bereq..." Matt.21 http://www.hti.umich.edu/cgi/k/kjv/kjv-idx...V2&byte=4471951 [2] Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me. [3] And if any man say ought unto you, ye shall say, The Lord hath need of them; and straightway he will send them. So, you see ? That lowly avanak was the only thing holding Jesus up during his week of passion. Of course, even today there is no dearth of avanaks who would still hold him up no matter how much he and his kin may kick us in the a**, I mean avanak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arpa Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Haskanoomem. I harge jisht hayaren uzzum em khosel. Bayts, esh skhal a? Im enkernerit misht "esh" asoom en. Esh kam "dungala"(not sure on spelling), sirank beruithye... And I almost always use 'kam' instead of 'te' but today I didnt! Argh...sovorumem... style_images/master/snapback.png I had misssed this. Does any one know what that word by Sevuk is? He typed "dungala", I think he means "dangalakh/tankalakh". Of course we also use "eshu-glukh" as well. You'll be surprised! It is usually used to mean stupid, dumkopf, dunderhead etc. I think I gave enough clues. I will lsten to what people think it is then I will elaborate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sev-mard Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 I had misssed this. Does any one know what that word by Sevuk is? He typed "dungala", I think he means "dangalakh/tankalakh". Of course we also use "eshu-glukh" as well. You'll be surprised! It is usually used to mean stupid, dumkopf, dunderhead etc. I think I gave enough clues. I will lsten to what people think it is then I will elaborate. style_images/master/snapback.png I think you're right Arpa, I'm pretty sure the spelling you used is correct, dangalakh. Merci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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