Azat Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 I am here to tell you what you should be working as. Make sure you change your career or career plans and I guarantee if you follow my advice you will be successful. Sip, Your ideal job is a Traffic Warden Anileve, Your ideal job is a Stripper. - Wooohoooo, Can I come and watch? Nairi, Your ideal job is a Mermaid. ExtraHye, Your ideal job is a Brain Surgeon. Vava, Your ideal job is a Nursery Teacher. Domino, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer. - I have a feeling Bunnies are going to go on strike soon. Movses, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. - Eve I think I have found your ideal man. Were you not looking for a lumberjack at one time? Harut, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer. Edward, Your ideal job is a Stunt Person. Stormy, Your ideal job is a Dog Walker. Sasun, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver. Gamavor, Your ideal job is a Playing for Rangers. Maral, Your ideal job is a Nursery Teacher. Azat, Your ideal job is a Dietician. - I guess they know I need to loose some weight Armat, Your ideal job is a Nun. no wonder you like all natural Anoushik, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer. Thoth, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist. Just in case you are wondering how I can predict your occupation please visit the following site http://www.jobpredictor.com. It uses complex algorithms to predict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Sasun, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver. Cool, I have been thinking of this for some time, currently there are no openings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 (...) Anileve, Your ideal job is a Stripper. - Wooohoooo, Can I come and watch? (...) Stormy, Your ideal job is a Dog Walker. (...) Thoth, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist. (...) Respectively: I'm sure you can not only watch but be on perv row. I'd rather keep it a hobby. And, last but not least, not off the mark there. Uhm... Those of you who know my other handle - check it out - I should be a lap dancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 (edited) A NURSERY TEACHER??????????????????????????? khentatzehr ehs???????????????????????????????????? and why do you hate me so much????????????????????????????? thanx a lot...now I need another drink give me a little while I'll think of something just as torturous for your future career! btw...that was funny Edited August 5, 2004 by Maral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Indeed. I think I'll stick with lap dancing. Or dog walking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armen Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Sip, Your ideal job is a Traffic Warden Anileve, Your ideal job is a Stripper. - Wooohoooo, Can I come and watch? Nairi, Your ideal job is a Mermaid. ExtraHye, Your ideal job is a Brain Surgeon. Vava, Your ideal job is a Nursery Teacher. Domino, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer. - I have a feeling Bunnies are going to go on strike soon. Movses, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. - Eve I think I have found your ideal man. Were you not looking for a lumberjack at one time? Harut, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer. Edward, Your ideal job is a Stunt Person. Stormy, Your ideal job is a Dog Walker. Sasun, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver. Gamavor, Your ideal job is a Playing for Rangers. Maral, Your ideal job is a Nursery Teacher. Azat, Your ideal job is a Dietician. - I guess they know I need to loose some weight Armat, Your ideal job is a Nun. no wonder you like all natural Anoushik, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer. Thoth, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist. OK everybody! Stop the talk and go do some work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 ArmenSarg, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber. - Oh boy. I would never say anything bad to you anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Uhm... Those of you who know my other handle - check it out - I should be a lap dancer. hmmmm, I get "Your ideal job is a Prime Minister" for your other handle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armen Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 ArmenSarg, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber. - Oh boy. I would never say anything bad to you anymore What's my salary ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Whatever you want. Just make sure to stay at least 100 yards away from me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 hmmmm, I get "Your ideal job is a Prime Minister" for your other handle Same thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 And Stormig gives heavyweight boxer. Blimey, after dog-walker, lap-dancer, prime-minister, and heavyweight-boxer, I'll stick with my real name - ping pong ball inspector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Same thing? Actually, if you dissect my other handle, lap dancer + stunt person = prime minister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 George Bush, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd. John Kerry, Your ideal job is a Big Game Hunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Mwahahahaha Anne Robertson, Your ideal job is a Gigolo. Dawn French, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy. Chomsky, Your ideal job is a Dodgem Driver. Gore Vidal, Your ideal job is a President. Nikolai Marr, Your ideal job is a Street Sweeper. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Your ideal job is a Spinster with cats. Benny Hinn, Your ideal job is a God. (OMG!!!!!!!!!!) Chimnoy, Your ideal job is a Topless Model. Elvis Presley, Your ideal job is a Village Idiot. Elizabeth Taylor, Your ideal job is a Professional Shopper. Ornella Mutti (oops, typo, but result too good), Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer. Azaty Poo, Your ideal job is a Porn Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anoushik Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Wow, a lap dancer, huh? Maybe I should consider it, seeing how Stormig is so passionate about it. I think it pays well, doesn't it? Just in case my music teaching thing doesn't work out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Wow, a lap dancer, huh? Maybe I should consider it, seeing how Stormig is so passionate about it. I think it pays well, doesn't it? Just in case my music teaching thing doesn't work out Good. In that case, with at least one lap dancer from Hye Forum, I may focus on my duties as prime minister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Let's take these into consideration: HyeForum administrator, Your ideal job is a Topless Model. HyeForum moderator, Your ideal job is a Movie star. HyeForum member, Your ideal job is a Air Steward(ess). HyeForum guest, Your ideal job is a Shoplifting. HyeForum outcast, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 (edited) LMAO at Nairi's job! Armat too! Domino's job is scary (for Domino that is) Edited August 5, 2004 by Seapahn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=VAHE=- Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 robert kocharyan, Your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist. now thats funny. Then theres... Hayastan, Your ideal job is a Shoplifting. Armenian, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin. Armenia, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister. Hyeforum, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Aren't Pole dancer & Stripper tantamont to the same thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghos Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Azat jan, Who wrote this damn algorythm ? I got "unemplyed" . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Azat jan es dzer mot opening chuneq? vat gorts che es qu gorts@ Stunt man? de me hat Ed type ara tes inche asum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Movses, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. "mosjan, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Azat jan es dzer mot opening chuneq? vat gorts che es qu gorts@ Stunt man? de me hat Ed type ara tes inche asum Ed, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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