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Are You A Flirt?


Anileve

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This is my evaluation....

 

YOU'RE AN ANTI-FLIRT

 

Flirting is a shallow, superficial, ridiculous, uncouth, manipulative and possibly dangerous exercise in crass human engineering!

 

Flirting is nothing but a stupid exercise in salesmanship! It's no more meaningful than trying to sell someone a used car! Why do we need all these silly social rituals anyway? Exactly! We don't need no stinkin' eyelash batting! And while you're at it, it's time to do away with love songs, romantic poetry and sappy love letters... actions speak for them self!

 

Pay attention to the last choices, they are superb! It's pretty obvious which answers I picked. :D

 

Take a Flirt Test

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This one is brilliant!

 

2) You're in a butcher shop. You decide to pick up someone who's just bought a flank steak. How do you compliment their purchase?

 

* "That's the most passionate, most exciting cut of flank steak I've ever seen."

 

:lol2:

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:lol2: this test was funny anileve... I needed that :D

 

YOU'RE A FLIRTMEISTER

 

Congratulations, grasshopper. You have elevated your flirting abilities to the level of All Knowing Flirtmeister. You've mastered all there is to know aout flirting. You shall roam the earth, seeking attractive people in social situations, and spread your flirtatious wisdom and glowing sensuality to all.

 

But what innocent, unknowing fly is most likely to snare itself in your web of sticky attraction? Any and all who come near it... that's who. You possess all the skills and advantages to make flirting your secret weapon of love.

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HAHAHAHA.  I got the same thing that you did Anileve, but we both know that you are nothing close to being an Anti-Flirt

Are you kidding? Before this ingenious test I didn't know such word existed. By the way what is the Armenian equivalent of the word?

 

I'm a novice!!!!

 

I wonder how you even got that far. I bet my bottom dollar that to this question:

 

3) You're at a wedding reception. The band is playing a gentle waltz. You notice an available member of the wedding party sitting alone at a table across from you. How do you try to attract their attention?

 

you answered ....

 

Turn your table over and beat on your chest.

 

That is of course after devouring you buffet plate.

 

Actually I was ready to do so myself after having to try my pepper corn steak recently, which got stuck somewhere between my esophagus and my thyroid gland.

 

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I am just wondering where are our notorious flirts? This is my evaluation of HF flirts, from scale 1 to 10, 1 being the biggest flirt...

 

-20 Thoth

-5 Gamavor

1 Azatyush

2 Extra

3 Domino....apparently he has climbed up the ladder of flirtatiousness after the flower and a piano comment

 

The rest behave quite smoothly, except for Accelerator who has a very unhealthy obsession with Monica B. :P

 

I'm sorry Sip you are somewhere in the infinity.... :rolleyes:

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Are you kidding? Before this ingenious test I didn't know such word existed. By the way what is the Armenian equivalent of the word?

Hamest?

 

By the way, pepper corn steak is not too bad after you wash it a couple of times in the sink and then eat it. http://armenians.com/forum/style_images/1/icon8.gif

 

 

I'm sorry Sip you are somewhere in the infinity....

Do I beat Azat at least? Do I do I do I? :nerd:

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I meant the word "flirt", Castle Boy... :rolleyes:

 

Azat is #1 -----> biggest flirt

 

You are in the infinity ------> largest number further away from #1

 

Your 1 and 0 are not functioning spifffy tonight as I see. :lamo: Geek... :P

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I'm sorry Sip you are somewhere in the infinity.... :rolleyes:

Domino can you help me with this?

 

When Anileve says that Sip is somewhere in the infinity range would she by any chance mean Sip is about a 1, but since there are almost no people of the opposite sex who want to be flirted by Sip thus we get 1/0.000000000000001 thus we get infinity?

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I meant the word "flirt", Castle Boy...  :rolleyes:

Sorry, I thought we were trying to find a translation for "anti-flirt" ... I guess translation for flirt would be ... what's the opposite of hamest ... hmmmm ... could it beeeee.... AZAT? :o

 

LMAO Azat. Maybe you should ask Gevo? :P

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Sorry, I thought we were trying to find a translation for "anti-flirt" ... I guess translation for flirt would be ... what's the opposite of hamest ... hmmmm ... could it beeeee.... AZAT? :o

 

LMAO Azat. Maybe you should ask Gevo? :P

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

 

 

BTW, why do you think I put the 0.000000000000001 and not just 0

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Sorry, I thought we were trying to find a translation for "anti-flirt" ... I guess translation for flirt would be ... what's the opposite of hamest ... hmmmm ... could it beeeee.... AZAT? :o

 

LMAO Azat. Maybe you should ask Gevo? :P

i don tknow what you wanna ask me, but i just got "flirtmeister".. lol.. wow.. im learning things about myself.... yeah right..

HAHAHA

 

 

I give flirting lessons to anyone that is not a number one on Anileve's list..

initial consultation is free... call me att.. 1800 sryassflirt.. or visit my webpage. www.i-cant-flirt-for-crap.com

 

lol.. ok.. jk.. but i guess im a good flirt.. my friends keep telling me, though i havent figured out why it is yet.. what makes a guy a good flirt anyways?

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I'm a flirt novice.

Hey! It's not my fault I'm not much of a flirt, because the guys just always seem to come to me first. :wink2:

OK. guys approaching you, and you being a good or bad flirt.. sorry i dont see the correlation.. LOL.. nope extra,, that only sounded like a good answer :P :P :P :P..... lol.. ok.. im not being mean btw!!! :rolleyes:

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OK. guys approaching you, and you being a good or bad flirt.. sorry i dont see the correlation.. LOL.. nope extra,, that only sounded like a good answer :P :P :P :P..... lol.. ok.. im not being mean btw!!! :rolleyes:

Are you saying that my response did not make sense? HAHA. It sounded pretty strange to me also but I'd figure people would understand the idea. :rolleyes: I simply said that I don't need to flirt because the guys seem to come to me (flirt with me) first. B)

 

Is that a good enough answer for you Mr. Gevo?

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FYI....

 

FLIRT

 

Definition: [n] playful behavior intended to arouse sexual interest

[n] a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men :blink: Really???

[v] talk or behave amorously, without serious intentions; "The guys always try to chat up the new secretaries"; "My husband never flirts with other women"

[v] behave carelessly or indifferently; "Play about with a young girl's affection"

 

 

Synonyms: butterfly, chat up, coquet, coquetry, coquette, coquette, dalliance, dally, dally, flirtation, flirting, mash, minx, philander, play, prickteaser, romance, tease, toy, toying, vamp, vamper

 

See Also: act, adult female, caper, frolic, gambol, move, play, romp, speak, talk, vamp, wanton, woman

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