Anileve Posted April 21, 2004 Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 This is my evaluation.... YOU'RE AN ANTI-FLIRT Flirting is a shallow, superficial, ridiculous, uncouth, manipulative and possibly dangerous exercise in crass human engineering! Flirting is nothing but a stupid exercise in salesmanship! It's no more meaningful than trying to sell someone a used car! Why do we need all these silly social rituals anyway? Exactly! We don't need no stinkin' eyelash batting! And while you're at it, it's time to do away with love songs, romantic poetry and sappy love letters... actions speak for them self! Pay attention to the last choices, they are superb! It's pretty obvious which answers I picked. Take a Flirt Test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted April 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 This one is brilliant! 2) You're in a butcher shop. You decide to pick up someone who's just bought a flank steak. How do you compliment their purchase? * "That's the most passionate, most exciting cut of flank steak I've ever seen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted April 21, 2004 Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 this test was funny anileve... I needed that YOU'RE A FLIRTMEISTER Congratulations, grasshopper. You have elevated your flirting abilities to the level of All Knowing Flirtmeister. You've mastered all there is to know aout flirting. You shall roam the earth, seeking attractive people in social situations, and spread your flirtatious wisdom and glowing sensuality to all. But what innocent, unknowing fly is most likely to snare itself in your web of sticky attraction? Any and all who come near it... that's who. You possess all the skills and advantages to make flirting your secret weapon of love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 HAHAHAHA. I got the same thing that you did Anileve, but we both know that you are nothing close to being an Anti-Flirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 I'm a novice!!!! Yaaaaay ... I think what helped me was my answer to the smilie question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 OK OK, I cheated!!! I'm nothing but an ANTI-FLIRT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koko Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Yes I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 I think anyone could be a flirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 heeee heee heee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted April 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 HAHAHAHA. I got the same thing that you did Anileve, but we both know that you are nothing close to being an Anti-Flirt Are you kidding? Before this ingenious test I didn't know such word existed. By the way what is the Armenian equivalent of the word? I'm a novice!!!! I wonder how you even got that far. I bet my bottom dollar that to this question: 3) You're at a wedding reception. The band is playing a gentle waltz. You notice an available member of the wedding party sitting alone at a table across from you. How do you try to attract their attention? you answered .... Turn your table over and beat on your chest. That is of course after devouring you buffet plate. Actually I was ready to do so myself after having to try my pepper corn steak recently, which got stuck somewhere between my esophagus and my thyroid gland. =============== I am just wondering where are our notorious flirts? This is my evaluation of HF flirts, from scale 1 to 10, 1 being the biggest flirt... -20 Thoth -5 Gamavor 1 Azatyush 2 Extra 3 Domino....apparently he has climbed up the ladder of flirtatiousness after the flower and a piano comment The rest behave quite smoothly, except for Accelerator who has a very unhealthy obsession with Monica B. I'm sorry Sip you are somewhere in the infinity.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Are you kidding? Before this ingenious test I didn't know such word existed. By the way what is the Armenian equivalent of the word? Hamest? By the way, pepper corn steak is not too bad after you wash it a couple of times in the sink and then eat it. http://armenians.com/forum/style_images/1/icon8.gif I'm sorry Sip you are somewhere in the infinity.... Do I beat Azat at least? Do I do I do I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted April 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 (edited) I meant the word "flirt", Castle Boy... Azat is #1 -----> biggest flirt You are in the infinity ------> largest number further away from #1 Your 1 and 0 are not functioning spifffy tonight as I see. Geek... Edited April 22, 2004 by anileve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 I'm sorry Sip you are somewhere in the infinity.... Domino can you help me with this? When Anileve says that Sip is somewhere in the infinity range would she by any chance mean Sip is about a 1, but since there are almost no people of the opposite sex who want to be flirted by Sip thus we get 1/0.000000000000001 thus we get infinity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 I meant the word "flirt", Castle Boy... Sorry, I thought we were trying to find a translation for "anti-flirt" ... I guess translation for flirt would be ... what's the opposite of hamest ... hmmmm ... could it beeeee.... AZAT? LMAO Azat. Maybe you should ask Gevo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Hamest? Hamest is my middle name... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Sorry, I thought we were trying to find a translation for "anti-flirt" ... I guess translation for flirt would be ... what's the opposite of hamest ... hmmmm ... could it beeeee.... AZAT? LMAO Azat. Maybe you should ask Gevo? HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH BTW, why do you think I put the 0.000000000000001 and not just 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Azat is #1 -----> biggest flirt WHAT? Me? Please I have my reputation to protect here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gevo27 Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Sorry, I thought we were trying to find a translation for "anti-flirt" ... I guess translation for flirt would be ... what's the opposite of hamest ... hmmmm ... could it beeeee.... AZAT? LMAO Azat. Maybe you should ask Gevo? i don tknow what you wanna ask me, but i just got "flirtmeister".. lol.. wow.. im learning things about myself.... yeah right.. HAHAHA I give flirting lessons to anyone that is not a number one on Anileve's list.. initial consultation is free... call me att.. 1800 sryassflirt.. or visit my webpage. www.i-cant-flirt-for-crap.com lol.. ok.. jk.. but i guess im a good flirt.. my friends keep telling me, though i havent figured out why it is yet.. what makes a guy a good flirt anyways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 .. what makes a guy a good flirt anyways? It's called "razzmatazz" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allarmeniangirl Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 I'm a flirt novice. Hey! It's not my fault I'm not much of a flirt, because the guys just always seem to come to me first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Good answer girly, very good answer!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gevo27 Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 I'm a flirt novice. Hey! It's not my fault I'm not much of a flirt, because the guys just always seem to come to me first. OK. guys approaching you, and you being a good or bad flirt.. sorry i dont see the correlation.. LOL.. nope extra,, that only sounded like a good answer :P :P..... lol.. ok.. im not being mean btw!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 2 Extra Me???? A flirt???? Where did you get a silly idea like that???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allarmeniangirl Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 OK. guys approaching you, and you being a good or bad flirt.. sorry i dont see the correlation.. LOL.. nope extra,, that only sounded like a good answer :P :P..... lol.. ok.. im not being mean btw!!! Are you saying that my response did not make sense? HAHA. It sounded pretty strange to me also but I'd figure people would understand the idea. I simply said that I don't need to flirt because the guys seem to come to me (flirt with me) first. Is that a good enough answer for you Mr. Gevo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted April 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 FYI.... FLIRT Definition: [n] playful behavior intended to arouse sexual interest [n] a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men Really??? [v] talk or behave amorously, without serious intentions; "The guys always try to chat up the new secretaries"; "My husband never flirts with other women" [v] behave carelessly or indifferently; "Play about with a young girl's affection" Synonyms: butterfly, chat up, coquet, coquetry, coquette, coquette, dalliance, dally, dally, flirtation, flirting, mash, minx, philander, play, prickteaser, romance, tease, toy, toying, vamp, vamper See Also: act, adult female, caper, frolic, gambol, move, play, romp, speak, talk, vamp, wanton, woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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