angel4hope Posted January 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 ahhhhhhh Dan, come awn stop that dude...lets not start on the anatomy o the female mammary gland here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 ahhhhhhh Dan, come awn stop that dude...lets not start on the anatomy o the female mammary gland here.... god no.. http://64.21.83.54/forum/style_images/1/icon8.gif that gave me some nightmarish imagery. http://64.21.83.54/forum/style_images/1/icon8.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 god no.. http://64.21.83.54/forum/style_images/1/icon8.gif that gave me some nightmarish imagery. http://64.21.83.54/forum/style_images/1/icon8.gif you no like boobies??!!! j/k danny jan!! you know i like to have fun with you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghos Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Guy goes to a bar asks to be served ten drinks. He starts with the second one. The bartender, puzzled, asks - why ? He answers: The first one is always the most difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 well because the guy does he same thing in the movie..hes outta toilet paper, so he uses towels...that tells you a bit about the male logic eeeeeyouuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! that is the nastiest thing i have ever read!!! .......i can only hope that doesn't happen in developed countries!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted January 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Singled Out Q: What do the men in a singles bar have in common? A: They're all married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted January 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Genie in a bottle There was this man walking on the beach and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant you 3 wishes." The man said, "No Shit!" Then he all of a sudden had to use the bathroom but couldn't because there was a big cork in his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted January 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 A Daring New Position Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted January 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 OKAY THIS ISNT PARTICULARLY ABOUT MALES, BUT HEY...! ITLL MAKE U GIGGLE... A Definite Definition A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word is "definitely" and its meaning is "absolute, positive, without a doubt." She asks the class if anyone can think of a sentence with the word in it. She calls on little Susan who is in the back raising her hand, quite sure of herself. Susan stands up and says, "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher replies to her, "Well, that's a good sentence but sometimes the sky is gray, and sometimes its cloudy, and sometimes its red and pink so the sky is not definitely blue. Anyone else?" Tom's hand flies up and she calls on him. Tom answers, "The water is definitely clear." "Well, Tom that's a good sentence but sometimes the water is muddy, and sometimes it's green, and sometimes it's full of seaweed so it's not definitely clear. Anyone else?" Finally, in the far corner, little Robert slowly raises his hand. "Yes, Robert?" asks the teacher. "Can I ask a question, teacher?" Robert replies. "Yes." "Do farts have lumps?" "No. Why do you ask." "Well, then I've definitely pooped in my pants." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 you no like boobies??!!! j/k danny jan!! you know i like to have fun with you!! aww lol.. you know i like you!! Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart! hahaha... Not all guys are like that!! hes outta toilet paper, so he uses towels... http://64.21.83.54/forum/style_images/1/icon8.gif http://64.21.83.54/forum/style_images/1/icon8.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hye_Acher Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating. "Oh God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry your Royal Highness, but this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up rapidly with semen. If he doesn't do what he is doing at least 5 times per day, he could swell up and he might die" "Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical condition existed." On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde nurse was performing oral sex on another patient. "Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening here?" The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hye_Acher Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help. The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter." Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Frog, will you marry me?" The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No." The guy looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?" The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!" Zappo! -- the guy's down to 15 inches. Well, that's still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect. So he calls across again, "Frog, will you marry me?" The irritated frog yells back, "Look..how many times do I have to tell you? No, No, NO!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hye_Acher Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree. The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim. That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick." "What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother. "Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?" The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him. heh, 25 inches long and he can't get any women???!?! is something the matter with him? most women (although there are exceptions) are size-obsessed.. maybe he's got another problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hye_Acher Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 A guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment. The first room has a young guy on the wall being whipped. The new guy not keen on this asks to see the next room. The next room has a middle aged guy being tortured with fire. The new guy immediately asks to see the third room. It has a really old guy chained to the wall getting a blow job from a gorgeous blonde. The guy jumps at the chance and selects that room. The devil walks into the room taps the blonde on the shoulder and says "Okay, you can stop now you've been relieved". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hye_Acher Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best To place my hand On her breasts I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when she did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time Milking a cow! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hye_Acher Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried. "But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!" "Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself." Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!" The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do....he's in too far!" HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted January 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 i love that cow joke...back in high school one of our teachers was reading it out loud and i was soo embarrassed...i was blushing..till it came to the last part and i realized that im a dork...it was only about a cow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hye_Acher Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever...well, you know...does she...well, let you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two. "Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?" "Well, not exactly. Whenever I make a move, she's most likely to roll over and play dead." :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hye_Acher Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Guys if you think its inappropriate then you can remove them… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4hope Posted January 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 HAHAHAHAH OMG that was just hilarious....roll over and play dead? lol good one HYE ACHER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hye_Acher Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 HAHAHAHAH OMG that was just hilarious....roll over and play dead? lol good one HYE ACHER Thanks Angel Urax em vor durt galis en Dood Day!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 my apologies for the next one here!! how do you make a 'hormone?' you don't pay her!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 There was nothing funny in this thread. Why is this in the Humor section? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurgen Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 haha good one gurgen jan...very true! haha This is just a joke I heard my mother make. I apologise for our species Azat jan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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