Anonymouse Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 I decided to start a religion today. I got one of them mail order certificates that says I'm a priest. My religion requires that all girls send me a piece of their clothing, preferrebly bras or thongs. Also, I will be your impotent, potent, and always present God. I am only a click away, and if you private message me I can always respond unlike the other Gods, I will take the time to understand you and try to lure you into an isolated shack to better get to know. Unlike other Gods, I believe in the physical contact between God and believer. Males need not apply. You are heathens therefore you will be mutilated. So in order to be a member, all the forum ladies must PM me a picture of themselves and mail to me an article of clothing. PM me for further details on my mailing address. I am with you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurgen Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 (edited) Domuzdan post, gâvurdan dost olmaz Whoops, I guess I used the black language of Mordor Edited January 23, 2004 by gurgen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 Here ya go Stormy - a chance to prove your devotion..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sev-mard Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 Female intiates: 0 You gotta do some better PR work there, David Koresh-ian... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garo Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 Anonymouse if you don't want to find your posts like this deleted without notice try to post them under Humor section. If your post has the word God in it that does not meen you can post it under Religion section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 (edited) Sasun jan may be you should reconsider your praise of Anon He is over his head, too much praise ruins a good thing, look now he thinks he is God... Edited January 23, 2004 by Armat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasun Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 Armat jan, he is not the first one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted January 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 Well, it's a shame that my thread has been defiled by males. I'll give it a few more days then I'll change my religion, go back to being a Hindu Jew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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