Yervant1 Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 so side-splittingly funny... Loosen up kid, you are too uptight it's not good for your health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted October 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 remember Wazzap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMwsUw_GXuE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw2i_chkaAs i have 50 of them saved but teh best one is Wassabi & No More Wazzabi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbM6y7lQlyc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlELoL0TX_g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3AxqO__irI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Maral Posted November 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing Each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the Rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 http://www.glumbert.com/media/drugbust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Azat jan aper / what im i looking for in the video ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Yes Azat do tell him whats so funny about the video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 see whats in the box in the background Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 see whats in the box in the background I see another box within the box, next to pink plastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anoushik Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 How cute!!! http://www.glumbert.com/media/tiredkitten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted November 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last moments before the crash. They were not surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Sh@t!" But the states of Tennessee, Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama and Kentucky were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were, "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 How cute!!! http://www.glumbert.com/media/tiredkitten Anoushik that was toooo cute, I got melted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted November 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 A very successful Armenian parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident And pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the Armenian started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again. After the Armenian finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you Armenians are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the Armenian. The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!" "OH, MY GOODNESS" screamed the Armenian. "MY ROLEX!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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karapet Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 stex en asum kzib Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 stex en asum kzib What is kzib? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 q@tsib = j@lat = ժլատ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted November 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2006 "Where have you been?" Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted November 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 GENIUS IN MATH--SO FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hytga Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 The last two are awsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted November 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems. OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. ANDERSON COOPER/CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access the other side of the road. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it. JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I have not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's why they call it the "other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that! GRANDPA! : In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet explorer is an intgral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never cra..#@&&^( .......C \..... reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken? AL GORE: I invented the chicken! CO! LONEL S ANDERS: Did I miss one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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